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Yeah, I bet he had an affair with his cousin or something. Probably gigged
a frog or two... Yeah, he's just too squeaky clean. He probably emotionally abused his dog a time or two...
posted by
saul_relative
on September 4, 2007 at 9:34 PM
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Well, she has to be careful about not saying anything which might alienate her from her primary constituency.
You know, I think the feds probably should look into Peyton's extra-curricular activities, actually. I bet that "folksy, down-home" persona is merely a facade for something far more sinister.
I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like,
"Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar."
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Mademoiselle
on September 4, 2007 at 9:29 PM
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