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Excellent idea!

posted by SuccessWarrior on April 30, 2007 at 7:38 AM | link to this | reply

And for those on-the-go tithers, there's the new drive through ATMs
(Automatic Tithing Machines).  Just drive up, insert card (or cash), pay tithe and be on your god blessed way!   

posted by saul_relative on April 29, 2007 at 10:15 PM | link to this | reply

You trust your eternal reward to your relatives?

posted by SuccessWarrior on April 27, 2007 at 11:45 AM | link to this | reply

Re: i have relatives to do that
although -- if i left it up to Kooka . . .

posted by Xeno-x on April 26, 2007 at 3:27 PM | link to this | reply

i have relatives to do that
after i die, a little in the till, each little bit sends me closer to my reward.  I don't have to spend a thing.

posted by Xeno-x on April 26, 2007 at 3:27 PM | link to this | reply

At least have a bit of bribe money for St. Peter

posted by SuccessWarrior on April 26, 2007 at 1:36 PM | link to this | reply

i've been leaving my keys on my dressef
maybe i should carry them around in case i find the door

posted by Xeno-x on April 26, 2007 at 5:51 AM | link to this | reply