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Now THAT'S quality journalism! Phroawr, yes?
posted by
mark2556
on May 12, 2007 at 3:23 AM
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hI mARK--NICE TO SEE BOTH F yOU
http://www.eveninglook.com/cindycrawford/pictures/cindy.crawford.evening.dress.022.jpg
posted by
ILLUMINATI8
on May 11, 2007 at 3:01 PM
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mark
nice to read your post again.
posted by
richinstore
on April 14, 2007 at 9:09 PM
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mark
I just got off the phone with Florida --Orlando. They tell me it's cold and raining? What's up with that? Did I take the sunshine with me when I left Vero? --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on April 9, 2007 at 7:09 PM
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Mark
No scam man? Man I thought there would be...man oh man..Nice poem~
posted by
Offy
on April 3, 2007 at 2:10 PM
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LOL
posted by
Blue_feathers
on April 3, 2007 at 11:41 AM
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Hahahaha. Very subtle.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 11:39 AM
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Mark
posted by
Blue_feathers
on April 3, 2007 at 11:38 AM
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Scriber ~ If by DNA you mean testing for the clap, then yes.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 11:35 AM
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Mark--Is your DNA being tested???
posted by
scriber
on April 3, 2007 at 10:19 AM
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Rocky ~ This sort of masterpiece work can't be rushed.
Well, actually, it can....and generally helps quite a bit.
Today for sure. Really. I mean it. And that comes from inside, where it counts.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 8:57 AM
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Mark...your comment........Hahahahahahahaha!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on April 3, 2007 at 5:05 AM
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The bee probably has it ~
I'm a victim. Sting me.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 5:00 AM
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MARK!!!! ... and here I thought you were my friend?
where is that whip?!
ss 
posted by
shelly_b
on April 3, 2007 at 4:55 AM
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Mark, I think that's what you said Sunday? Procrastinator!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on April 3, 2007 at 4:53 AM
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Shelly ~ VERY nice signature!!!
SMELLY Shelly
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 4:52 AM
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Uh....errrr....mmmmmph....hmmmm...
Just putting the finishing touched on it, which means I'll start it this morning.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 4:51 AM
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Hey Mark....where's Part 4?
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on April 3, 2007 at 4:44 AM
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Mark, UGH! LOL, I don't know which is worse....the bee or that hairdo! ew
How is ther world did guys ever think that was sexy?
mynameisshellyandi'msmelly
posted by
shelly_b
on April 3, 2007 at 4:41 AM
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Shelly ~ I really do hope the bee has been "eliminated".
If it hasn't, it's possible the little bastard is building a hive.
And that's no good for anybody.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 4:03 AM
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Enigmatic68 ~ I understand completely.
I rest about four or five times a day because of her.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2007 at 3:38 AM
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Mark
That woman's beautiful tushy, I have to go "rest" for a little while!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on April 2, 2007 at 8:09 PM
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MASKY!!!!!!!!!
did you laugh? 
posted by
shelly_b
on April 2, 2007 at 6:55 PM
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Masky ~ Just unleash some stank on him.
And do it like you mean it.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 6:55 PM
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Shel...you laugh alot, but see...
...when I run from things I tend to laugh out loud while I'm running. It's kinda crazy, but if someone yells at me my first instinct is to laugh. WTF?
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:49 PM
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Masky, ROFL, do I really laugh that much? LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on April 2, 2007 at 6:47 PM
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Shel...I'm sure the bee wants to make peace with you.
So do you like yelp and hollar all the way to your bedroom or were you like, "Ah, LOL, oh, LOL, eeeeeek, LOL, LOL?" ROTFLMAO!
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:45 PM
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Masky, ROFL, gee...thank you. I need all of the loving I can get
right now.
posted by
shelly_b
on April 2, 2007 at 6:43 PM
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Mark...I really want to touch him but...
...I'm afraid once I do he'll like ask for my credit card number or social security number. I'm in such a pickle. Whatever should I do?
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:42 PM
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Shel...I dunno! It just works for us, I guess!
This is not to say my heart hasn't stopped breaking for you...my heart is with you! Why, I feel so sorry for you, because you're so
retarded, scared. If I were there, I would hold you, because you're a ferocious bumble bee victim. All victims need held! XO
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:41 PM
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How can you two talk about lifts and paddings when I have a killer bee
loose in my house?
posted by
shelly_b
on April 2, 2007 at 6:38 PM
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Hahahah -- you cheeky minx.
Go ahead......touch him.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 6:36 PM
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Lifts! Padding! Woo Hoo! Now I'm turned on! Tell me more!
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:34 PM
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He wears lifts.
And those bulges are the result of a little strategic padding, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 6:33 PM
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Damn...I so wanted physical contact.
How tall is Scam Man...cuz' he looks tall in the pictures, but I always figured he was about 5'3...in his work shoes!
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:29 PM
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Masky ~ As near as I can figure, there's no real contact involved.
And other than your humility, it costs nothing. Which means for you I'll do it at cost.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 6:25 PM
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Exactly how do you blog boink? And will it cost me anything?
...do tell!
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:23 PM
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Mark
I know nothing about that...
posted by
Offy
on April 2, 2007 at 5:50 PM
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Much to a LOT of peoples delight, Scam-Man may be a while.
My brother and niece are visiting until Saturday (well, they arrive tomorrow night, actually), and like most women, she demands a LOT of time.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 5:49 PM
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Scam Man come!
posted by
Offy
on April 2, 2007 at 5:39 PM
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Scriber ~ He goes on the attack.
Wreaking havoc with a fearsome barrage of poems, love letters and general proclomations of undying devotion. And, he jumps around a lot and appears pretty gay.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 8:28 AM
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Star ~ Thank you for the flower.
Does this mean we're engaged or going steady or anything? If it does, I'll have to break the news to Offy. Secretly, she yearns for me.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 7:45 AM
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Mark- Brief me on de next episode; I can't wait...
posted by
scriber
on April 2, 2007 at 6:38 AM
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David ~ So do I.
The suspense is killing me and the pressure is affecting me in ways I'd rather not talk about.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2007 at 5:09 AM
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posted by
star4sky5
on April 1, 2007 at 7:06 PM
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YP ~ Yes, he's a victim.
Hold him.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2007 at 6:28 PM
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interesting amount of comments
Hope Part 4 comes out soon!
posted by
David1Spirit
on April 1, 2007 at 5:32 PM
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Over 100 comments--in cricket it's a century+. The fnal four wraps up & U
will soon be in baseball heaven, Mark. Happy for you. Now this scam man, is he a victim of lawyer jokes? I guess it's April 1st every day for a lwayer scam man. BTW what do you mean by blogit boinking? have agreat week Man!
posted by
ILLUMINATI8
on April 1, 2007 at 5:19 PM
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Offy ~ Indeedy-do.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2007 at 3:24 PM
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nice poem
posted by
Offy
on April 1, 2007 at 7:14 AM
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good scum
posted by
Offy
on April 1, 2007 at 7:13 AM
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Lustorlove ~ So am I.
Probably be the damned French. The surrender themselves to
everyone.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2007 at 4:08 AM
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Shelly ~ I figured you were in hibernation.
Or suspended animation, or some kind of ation.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2007 at 4:03 AM
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wait, maybe I did see this and just didn't comment?
bad shelly!
posted by
shelly_b
on March 31, 2007 at 8:43 PM
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Damn! ROFL, how in the heck did I miss this one? LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on March 31, 2007 at 8:41 PM
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Proc ~ Excellent spacing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 8:38 PM
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Ive been reading backwards to catch up with the comicbook caper
And I must say you are much too subtle for a satirist because all the players in this caper have commented on your site. I would have blocked you out,put a hex on you and probably made a voodoo doll and poked lots of little holes in your hands so you can never write again. Did I get the spacing right now? You sounded like an annoyed teacher. It's such a bloody effort remembering to leave spaces between sentences.
posted by
proc
on March 31, 2007 at 7:27 PM
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Rocky ~ Good. And please don't let it slip.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 6:50 PM
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mark
I am waiting with bated breath to see who Scam Man will put under his power besides Susie Sunshine
posted by
Lanetay
on March 31, 2007 at 5:56 PM
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Ok Mark........I'll hold my tongue then! LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:38 AM
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mark
where is Susie Sunshine to protect her mans ass any way?
posted by
Lanetay
on March 31, 2007 at 10:36 AM
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Oh, yeah. I guess I better write that, huh?
Probably this evening or tomorrow morning, tongues notwithstanding.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 10:36 AM
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So Mark, where is episode #4?
Can you hear my foot tapping? LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:31 AM
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Hahaha Offy...I liked it before you corrected it..."car got your tongue?"
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:29 AM
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RMA
I can't hang out with you today..I am losing my tongue...lol..Early dinner with the family. I need tongue.Oh the joy~
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:29 AM
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Geez --- you're ALL tokin' up storm, eh?
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 10:29 AM
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RMA
Supposed to be..cat got your tongue!
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:26 AM
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RMA
There's plenty of it around here...lol. What's the matter? Car got your tongue?
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:24 AM
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mark
seriously? --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on March 31, 2007 at 10:23 AM
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I like that Mark...humor! LOL Hahahahahahahaha
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:20 AM
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Sure Mark
The list is growing...anybody else? Whose gonna get RMA tongue? Tongues...lol
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:19 AM
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RMA
Cause I have weak kidneys and this is gonna be a long non- bloddy war..lol
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:18 AM
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I think I have the Kryptonie answer.
Humor. It's unfathomable to him and renders him completely.....uh, confused.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 10:16 AM
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Hahahah Offy....#6 depends on what? LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:15 AM
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1. Priest
2. Rocky's tongue
3. All of the below
4. Drugs and booze
5.
6.Depends
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:14 AM
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Foliage ~ Only here on Blogit.
But I'm working on humongous syndication deal for locations where technical-support types for US products can read them between calls. Like, India.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 10:14 AM
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No, No. Mark being psychic is getting feelings in your other head.....
you know, the one on your shoulders! LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:12 AM
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LOL~
Bring out the depends..this usually only happens in BC or Ariala's posts....
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:11 AM
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Mark
Thanks so much for sharing them. Where are they published? --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on March 31, 2007 at 10:10 AM
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Rocky ~ Yes.
Wait...does "psychic" mean partially erect? If so, I need to change my answer to no.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 10:09 AM
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Foliage ~ No, just the dialog.
I have to fart around with the dialog balloons to get them to be the right size, but that's about it.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 10:08 AM
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Hahaha Mark...are you psychic?
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:07 AM
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Mark
LOL! You are tooooooooo funny! Had to clean my computer screen. Do you make those comics? --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on March 31, 2007 at 10:05 AM
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RMA
That's why we need it..LOL~
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 10:04 AM
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Rocky ~ You're twisted, all right.
And from the looks of things, it's from something you twisted up within the past half hour.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 10:03 AM
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Offy....even though it's twisted? LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 10:01 AM
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Like I said
We will need Rockys tongue...lol
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 9:59 AM
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Uh that's who's "Bringing" the drugs....I'm a bit tongue twisted!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 9:58 AM
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RMA
Of course...lol
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 9:57 AM
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Uh, who's brings the drugs.......Mark?
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 9:56 AM
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The
are for Chris...
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 9:55 AM
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Good..bring the priest
Rocky's tongue and a herd of
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 9:54 AM
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Oh --- whoops.
Hmmmmm....maybe I could call her
The Avenging Angel or
The Really Pissed-Off Wife Who Just Found Out Her Husband Has 165 Online Girlfriends He Plans To Marry.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 9:54 AM
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Yes, I see a good christian boy such as yourself understands! LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 9:52 AM
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Rocky ~ Are you speaking in tongues?
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 9:51 AM
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Oops, that's may "Make" her character.......
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 9:51 AM
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Offy ~ Do I have any drugs??
Does a Catholic priest like young boys?
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 9:50 AM
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Hey Mark...I choose #4...the wife! Hahahaha You may her character anything
you'd like.
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 31, 2007 at 9:49 AM
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Kingme ~ Muchas gracias.
That's Spanish for "interesting comment".
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 9:49 AM
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Mark
Happy to start this survey...
Answer..all of the below..Remember we are dealing with a deadly force. Scum Man is no fool. He would expect us to only chose one. We need all WMD's...and a few beers and some wine would be effect too. Maybe some drugs. Got any?
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 9:49 AM
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Mark, Hahahahaha! Great post.
posted by
kingmi
on March 31, 2007 at 9:46 AM
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Offy ~ Yes, interesting.
I think maybe I need to add a Kryptonite-like ingredient against Scam-Man. Something simple.
What do bloggers recommend against Scam-Man?
- A mirror
- Work
- emails
- His actual wife
Maybe you can start a separate survey....some fan input is always appreciated.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 9:43 AM
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Hahaha --- more like turn that snout inside out.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 9:35 AM
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she looks better hanging by her feet...Turn that frown upside down...
posted by
scriber
on March 31, 2007 at 7:21 AM
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Brain?? There's no evidence to support the idea she has one.
Which makes you wonder just what's inside that ugly melon perched atop her bull-dike man-shoulders.
I'm frightened. Like, really.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 7:09 AM
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hanging feet up, 'posed to stimulate the brain...
posted by
scriber
on March 31, 2007 at 6:53 AM
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Kingmi ~ Are you kidding?
This is finely-crafted social commentary, albeit suitably dumbed down for my knuckle-dragging readers, and by readers I mean Chris2303.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 6:48 AM
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Wiley ~ There's no WAY that fine caboose is leaving the train yard.
However, I'm currently conducting experiments in cloning it, and if I'm successful you'll be the first to reap the benefits, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Woogy-woogy-woogy!
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 6:43 AM
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Mark you are Priceless
posted by
Dolls-43
on March 31, 2007 at 6:43 AM
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Mark
Interesting scum!
posted by
Offy
on March 31, 2007 at 6:15 AM
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Lustorlove ~ Yeah.....and monkeys might fly out of my ass.
Nope...Scam-Man is in for a very nervous future.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 2:56 AM
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Mark, I get it, jocularity right?
posted by
kingmi
on March 30, 2007 at 9:23 PM
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mark2556
Wadda I do? I didn't stop readin' and got to the end. Watta end. I want my money back or send me that butt.
posted by
WileyJohn
on March 30, 2007 at 9:00 PM
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mark
since he lost the love of Loislane maye susie sunshine will get smart and dump his ass
posted by
Lanetay
on March 30, 2007 at 6:20 PM
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A&B ~ Good comment.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:20 PM
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Lustorlove ~ I don't think he can hold out much longer.
The walls seem to be closing in on the poor boy.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:15 PM
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Scriber ~ Hanging Rosie O'Donnell by her feet is a great idea.
But what happens if a real hog finds out?
We'll be ostracized for life.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:14 PM
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Holy Grail ~ May I suggest LUCKY BRAND lard products?
They're all-natural, good tasting and good for you! AND, they're nature's own laxative!
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:04 PM
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I donned my adult diaper to read part 3, but this time I just laughed until I cried. Oh well. Maybe I'll just keep the diaper on and go eat some lard.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 30, 2007 at 4:53 PM
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Excellent.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 30, 2007 at 3:22 PM
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Mark---right, Rosie O'Donnell can hang by her feet...Which qualifies her
to play a super hero, I think. Of course you're supposed to look human for mass appeal.
posted by
scriber
on March 30, 2007 at 3:13 PM
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Chris ~ Thanks for your kind words and hairy lust.
How do you feel about wearing the Scam-Man outfit during our next venture into man-love? And by man-love I mean
without your mom telling us what to do for a change.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 2:17 PM
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mark
how much longer will Mr Scam Man reign, someone may be on his trail.
posted by
Lanetay
on March 30, 2007 at 12:50 PM
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You've got to hand it to Scam-Man...
he sure does find some things interesting. hahaha, another chuffin' great piece of blog, you hairy man blogger whom I lust over nightly.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2007 at 12:36 PM
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Yes. I don't need life 'cause I'm high on drugs.
Or something. What was the question?
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 9:26 AM
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Huh Mark...did I hear you say "Stoned?" LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 30, 2007 at 9:25 AM
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Rocky....I dunno, probably tomorrow.
I've got the cartoon ready but no dialog. It's a matter of motivation, which means being stoned out of my mind.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 9:19 AM
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Too bad Mark that Blogit doesn't have a laugh track because that's all I
can do...I'm at a loss for words, and if you knew me, that is quite a feat! LOL I can't wait for part 4.....when it that coming out?
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 30, 2007 at 9:17 AM
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Scriber ~ You've nailed it.
The next obvious step is a movie. We'll need the right leading man. Tom Hanks? Russell Crowe? Rosie O'Donnell?
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 7:46 AM
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Mark--the anti-hero is in; Scam-Man is a hero who's time has come...
posted by
scriber
on March 30, 2007 at 7:12 AM
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Offy, no.
It would make her a complete idiot.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:55 AM
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FactorFiction ~ Yes, and I can barely contain my excitement.
Early this morning I dashed over to my neighbor's house to tell him I'd broken into the Top Ten here at Blogit. Once again he turned the garden hose on me and told me to stay away from his kids. Excelsior!
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:54 AM
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offy
Lois Lane turned down Scam Man as he wasnt enough man for her so he went with Susie Subeam, how bright was that
posted by
Lanetay
on March 30, 2007 at 6:52 AM
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I see you have found the secrets to Blogit success
Love the comic strip...
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 30, 2007 at 6:44 AM
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So if Susie Sunbeam
Married Scum Man wouldn't that make her Susie Sun Scum?
posted by
Offy
on March 30, 2007 at 6:43 AM
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That's not Lois Lane. She's Susie Sunbeam.
I'll get the midgets working on backless dress production immediately. Little bastards have been spending too much time trying to break out, anyway.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:35 AM
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I absolutey demand a blackless dress
I wanta be like Lois Lane...all dressed up! Maybe I can fly with Scum Man someday! LOL~
posted by
Offy
on March 30, 2007 at 6:31 AM
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food4thought ~ You can come up with another supervillian.
Like, Boringman or Lame-Comment-Man or something. So long as he's anatomically incorrect, you can't go wrong.
However, I'm sorry to say that The Butternut Squash Avenger is already taken.
Man, that's hot.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 6:24 AM
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OTA ~ What, like one of mine?
Forget it. It's almost the weekend and I have big plans. However, I'll see if I can add some to my gift shop. They might just be cartoon drawings of dresses, but they'll be really, really nice.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 2:12 AM
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Mark
I want a backless dress
posted by
Blue_feathers
on March 30, 2007 at 2:06 AM
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Lustorlove ~ Money can't buy happiness.
But it can buy a really big, media-circus funeral in the Bahamas when you croak, so let's not discount it entirely.
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 1:45 AM
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Mark...
Interesting post! I was highly offended, of course not by you but by me not having come up with Scam Man myself. Must...blog...soon, only everytime I open my laptop in a phone booth, I end up in San Dimas California, party on, whatever that means.
posted by
food4thought
on March 29, 2007 at 8:51 PM
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mark2556
of course it doesnt hurt any if you have the money those two ladies have, but I try to be a bbw sexy lady myself
posted by
Lanetay
on March 29, 2007 at 6:10 PM
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Absolutley!
Whoever came up with the "thin is in" thing needs to be put away for a very long time.
Phroawr!
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 6:06 PM
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mark2556
at least you like them with some meat on their bones
posted by
Lanetay
on March 29, 2007 at 6:01 PM
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Lustorlove ~ My sentiments exactly.
I had hoped that one day......well.....Anna Nicole Smith would wear them for me. That dream, like so many, has be snuffed out forever.
So, now I'm hoping for Kirstie Alley.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 6:00 PM
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mark2556
I dont want those thongs empty put some real flesh in them, but please not Scam Man he has no huevo's
posted by
Lanetay
on March 29, 2007 at 5:02 PM
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Troosha ~ Yes.
I bought a few several years ago. Plus some coffee mugs recently. Woo!
Which, of course, leads me to recommend my own pristine products, which are found in the Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center Gift Shop. Satisfaction guaranteed or....well, nothing, really.
Woogy-woogy-woogy.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 1:26 PM
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Wow! I'd heard they 'd made wonderful new breakthroughs,
but I never dreamed of this! Why, I bet I could back a cadillac into a doghouse with it!
Good science!
posted by
strat
on March 29, 2007 at 1:15 PM
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Mark
Great calendars, aren't they?
posted by
Troosha
on March 29, 2007 at 1:11 PM
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Strat ~ KY????
Great Caesar's ghost, are you living in the '80's?!? Time to upgrade, my sheep-shagging amigo.
It's Bung-a-liscious!
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 1:10 PM
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Troosha ~ Thank you.
Scam-Man has many powers, but one is greater, by far, than all others ~
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 12:59 PM
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mark
Scam man and his dumb poetry for a love that is lost is space, he needs to come down to reality and kick some ass, no let the lady do that
as she worships the ground he flies over
posted by
Lanetay
on March 29, 2007 at 12:18 PM
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Go, Mark, Go!
posted by
Troosha
on March 29, 2007 at 11:27 AM
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This is a definite throwback to the Saturday serials of yesteryear.
I have this on the edge of my seat feeling...oh wait...interesting smell.
But where's the Butternut Squash Avenger? Will he make an appearance? Will Dolly the Sheep save the day or failing that, comfort the wounded, or you know, at least go out with members of the riveted audience?
These are the burning questions that keep me glued to my seat, along with the play dough and KY, for every installment.
posted by
strat
on March 29, 2007 at 10:29 AM
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Julia ~ Does your modem look like this?
If it does, I have an almost-new Atari "Pong" game I think you might be interested in.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 10:08 AM
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har har har-de-har!!
posted by
Julia.
on March 29, 2007 at 9:59 AM
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Julia ~ I bet if you contact the Smithsonian....
.....they'll take your dial-up modem off your hands. Like, my 78 year-old mother has DSL. You may wanna call the folks at Guinness, too.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 9:39 AM
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Edna ~ Can't I just give them crap?
It's what I do best.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 9:37 AM
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Long live SCAM-MAN!
if only your pages didn't take so freakin' long to load. yeah, I know, I'm the last human on earth still on dial up. Maybe SCAM-MAN can help me get broadband. LOL.
posted by
Julia.
on March 29, 2007 at 9:35 AM
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Give 'em Hell
SCAM-MAN!
posted by
Tuscaloosa
on March 29, 2007 at 9:35 AM
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I agree with you on that.
I get a whole year for what others pay for 3 months. Poor newbies!
interesting markup
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 29, 2007 at 9:30 AM
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David ~ That freaking Kahn cost me $15.95 a month.
As opposed to the $49.95 I pay for this account. You'd have to be out of your mind to pay the current rates. Whoops....
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 9:26 AM
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Scam-Man rules!
But that is only because Khan is no longer here, of course!
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 29, 2007 at 9:22 AM
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Scriber ~ You are the heat in my....wait, that's not right.
Glad the Man keeps you warm!
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 9:20 AM
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Offy ~ You are the heat in my buns. Share my butter.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 9:19 AM
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Mark2552--Scam man is "HOT"...Maki me laugh.
posted by
scriber
on March 29, 2007 at 9:04 AM
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Mark hahahaha
I think the answer is C...wow this worst then any blog war. It could get ugly..thank Gawd for Scam-Man!!!
posted by
Offy
on March 29, 2007 at 7:50 AM
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