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Poor gullible girls!!!

Haven't they heard the warnings?

posted by justanotherskinnybitch on July 27, 2007 at 2:00 PM | link to this | reply

She called him..."Bronco" LMFAO!!!!

posted by ---Masky--- on April 2, 2007 at 6:20 PM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ Thanks.

It's short, but it comes from the heart.  Indeedy-do!

posted by mark2556 on March 30, 2007 at 2:33 PM | link to this | reply

Hey Mark--fogot to mention I like de poem...very catchy.

posted by scriber on March 30, 2007 at 10:35 AM | link to this | reply

Strat ~ You're welcome.

Remember, no rough stuff or sharp objects.  Wash with mild soap.  And wipe her down, too.

posted by mark2556 on March 29, 2007 at 5:45 AM | link to this | reply

Ah, It's the Love Ewe!

Thank you! You may have saved my eyesight.

posted by strat on March 29, 2007 at 5:42 AM | link to this | reply

Strat ~ You know darned well where to find a little relief.

 

Just treat her like a sheep and not a sex object.  And wash her off this time, OK?

posted by mark2556 on March 29, 2007 at 5:07 AM | link to this | reply

Star ~ Thanks.

If you like this stuff, you should flip back a few pages to my Pope Tour series.  Raucus papal romping at it's best!

Holy Hosanna!

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 4:53 PM | link to this | reply

hey .........it's fun to read you

posted by star4sky5 on March 28, 2007 at 4:49 PM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ Yes, he does.

But, like all beings possessed, his unrestrained passion will be his downfall.  I see him meeting his demise at the hands of a woman scorned beyond sanity. Which, as we well know, is a fate that is....unimaginable.

That's why I figure he'll be ending up in Mississippi.

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 4:40 PM | link to this | reply

Julia ~ Actually, I hadn't considered that.

I just figured they were idiots.

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 2:02 PM | link to this | reply

Chris ~ I don't know anything about the sheep in question.

And I think you'd better move some of your "housemates" up to higher pastures for a few days.

And if anybody asks, tell them I got my thigh-hickies from my pony.  Don't let me down on this.

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 2:00 PM | link to this | reply

I am waiting for scriber to continue...this oughta be good...

posted by Offy on March 28, 2007 at 1:34 PM | link to this | reply

I saw that one, Chris.

And all I can say is, Damn it! Where's a farmboy to go for a little companionship anymore?

posted by strat on March 28, 2007 at 12:39 PM | link to this | reply

Mark--Scam-Man gets the babes...He loves the beaver. They love his--

to be cont....

posted by scriber on March 28, 2007 at 10:30 AM | link to this | reply

Oh Mark--I spewed my coffee all over the screen,

just like they do on the telly...LMAO. Your posts are priceless. Thanks for the laugh. Can't wait to see what other adventures ScamMan gets into. BTW, have you considered that the women really WANT ScamMan to give them the shaft? ;-)

posted by Julia. on March 28, 2007 at 10:06 AM | link to this | reply

Mark of the Mark

You're a comic genius, brilliant material...

I only wish I never fell for Scam Man....I feel pretty stupid for believing his charming comments and falling for his flattering poetry.  Oh, and for sucking him off, but then again I already had the taste of yeast in my mouth so I can let that one go....

By the way, I hope you manage to talk your way out of it.  Yes, we've all heard about it....

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/27/sheep.house.ap/index.html

 

posted by chris2303 on March 28, 2007 at 9:58 AM | link to this | reply

A&B ~ Thanks for the smiling....uh, thing.

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 9:39 AM | link to this | reply

Offy ~ Glad to see it's of benefit to my fellow bloggers.

It's there for one reason, and one reason only: I care.

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 7:51 AM | link to this | reply

hahahahaha

I love your Oprah button....you caught me whining! LOL~

posted by Offy on March 28, 2007 at 6:33 AM | link to this | reply

Rocky ~ I'm glad I could bring some joy into both your worlds.

Part 3 is in production as we speak, which means I have a cartoon with a bunch of emtpy dialog balloons and no idea what to put in them. 

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 5:26 AM | link to this | reply

YP ~ Oh, there's research going on here, trust me.

In fact, we're on the threshold of a human-cloning project that may, in fact, solve the biggest problem facing the world today:

How to make Macawley Culkin more attractive to the male population. And, given the death of Anna Nicole Smith and, seeing as her body was nearby for quite a while, let's just say opportunity knocked and I opened the door.  In a word, "Phroawr!"

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 5:12 AM | link to this | reply

This is hysterical Mark...I can't wait for part 3...I was laughing so hard

my husband had to come and see what was so funny. Oh, and he laughed his ass off too!

posted by RckyMtnActivist on March 28, 2007 at 3:58 AM | link to this | reply

Offy ~ You are the wave breaking over the shore of my heart.

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 2:37 AM | link to this | reply

Mark, from that cute picture, seems it s a SEARCH not research center

that sponsors this series. Good going....I will think of a way of scamming him of these wickedly lovely wenches.

posted by ILLUMINATI8 on March 27, 2007 at 10:01 PM | link to this | reply

Dang. Mine isn't?????

posted by Offy on March 27, 2007 at 3:56 PM | link to this | reply

Thanks Gomey!!

The Oprah Button is now operational.  Woo-hoo!

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 3:54 PM | link to this | reply

Good poem!

posted by Offy on March 27, 2007 at 3:49 PM | link to this | reply

posted by A-and-B on March 27, 2007 at 3:17 PM | link to this | reply

Lustorlove ~ Normally, that'd be embarrassing for him.

But it's gotta be tough to be caught with your dick out when you don't have one. Or matching castanets.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 2:46 PM | link to this | reply

OTA ~ Thanks for the....uh, thumb.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 2:43 PM | link to this | reply

mark2556 - I have written an entry in my web forum concerning image links

You can read the whole thing: HERE

Or copy the code below:

<a href="http://www.yourlinkhere.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://yourimageURL.jpg" alt="describe picture" border="0"></a>

drop it into a text editor (not a word editor) and fill in your link URL and image soruce URL. Just in case the code above doesn't show properly, see the image of the code below:

posted by gomedome on March 27, 2007 at 11:16 AM | link to this | reply

Edna ~ That's a sound policy.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 8:53 AM | link to this | reply

mark

the Scam Man cant hide now he is caught with his pants down in the wrong place

posted by lustorlove on March 27, 2007 at 6:50 AM | link to this | reply

you are just way too funny Mark2556

posted by OTA. on March 27, 2007 at 6:19 AM | link to this | reply

I know, I know - you have the same sense of humour!!!!

posted by Troosha on March 27, 2007 at 6:13 AM | link to this | reply

I used to be married to this guy

He has a nice ass~

posted by Offy on March 27, 2007 at 6:10 AM | link to this | reply

David and Edna

or just be an ass

posted by Troosha on March 27, 2007 at 6:08 AM | link to this | reply

Edna_P

That's a terrific idea!

posted by David1Spirit on March 27, 2007 at 6:04 AM | link to this | reply

Morning!

Thanks for stopping by. No wonder you're so popular. Maybe I should show some ass on my blog...

posted by Tuscaloosa on March 27, 2007 at 6:03 AM | link to this | reply

Mark....hahahaha

I don't want him for love I want him for spicy stew!

posted by Offy on March 27, 2007 at 6:00 AM | link to this | reply

OK... let's agree you've successfully crossed it

posted by Troosha on March 27, 2007 at 5:57 AM | link to this | reply

Troosha ~ "Almost"??

Dang, I was hoping it was waaaaay over.  I'm going to have to try harder in the next episode.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 5:53 AM | link to this | reply

David ~ Thank you.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 5:52 AM | link to this | reply

Nice almost crossing the fine line post

posted by Troosha on March 27, 2007 at 5:51 AM | link to this | reply

interesting post

And that was a very interesting commment you left to Holy_Grail....LOL

 ~Spirit Of David ~

posted by David1Spirit on March 27, 2007 at 5:43 AM | link to this | reply

Offy ~ You can be his if you wish.

Heck, you may be under his spell already.  Have you written a poem for him and, if so, is it sprinkled with 's and 's and 's? 

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 5:29 AM | link to this | reply

.miriouma. ~ Thank you.

Uh...well, let me get my technical staff on the Oprah Button problem at once.  It's supposed to either take you to another page or give you a new car.

And quit changing your name, would ya?  I have enough trouble keeping track of my own, and yours changes more often than Oprah's waistline.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 5:15 AM | link to this | reply

Wow

I sure would like a piece of Scam-Man myself. I bet he would add some flavor to my stew!Has he been approved by FDA?

posted by Offy on March 27, 2007 at 5:14 AM | link to this | reply

Lustor ~ Yes, and a Part 4, Part 5 and Part 6....

I'll probably have Scam-Man killed off by then, or turning queer or maybe moving into a trailer with Kiddo75 in Mississippi.  That's quite diabolical, actually.  She'd kill him just to entertain the kids.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 3:02 AM | link to this | reply

Strat ~ Be careful. Those are ballerinas.

And the ballet is for sissies, which means you'd be a fag if you, you know, print off their photo and use it for auto-eroticism like I did.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 2:51 AM | link to this | reply

Tony ~ Just because she calls you "Daddy"....

....doesn't mean she's really your daughter, you sick, sick man.

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 2:45 AM | link to this | reply

How did you get that picture of my daughter?

posted by Antonionioni on March 27, 2007 at 2:40 AM | link to this | reply

That is funny....

posted by 1TimeSoldier on March 27, 2007 at 2:18 AM | link to this | reply

Excellent post Mark,

I needed it.

Usually I'm pretty good at pushing buttons, but seem to have lost my touch.  That damn Oprah button refused to budge, no matter how I click the mouse.  Does it, perhaps, operate manually?  Your thoughts?

posted by myrrhage_ on March 26, 2007 at 8:55 PM | link to this | reply

mark

oh I forgot to ask is there going to be a chapter 3?

posted by lustorlove on March 26, 2007 at 8:49 PM | link to this | reply

mark

you better keep those beauties from the Scam Man as he may want to suck the life out of them

posted by lustorlove on March 26, 2007 at 8:48 PM | link to this | reply

Now those are breastuses to which anyone should aspire.

In fact, I'm strangely titillated...

posted by strat on March 26, 2007 at 7:12 PM | link to this | reply

FactorFiction ~ Yes, and who wouldn't?

Just look at those breasts.

Woogy-woogy-woogy-woo!

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 5:45 PM | link to this | reply

Oh Gawd

Scam-Man..I think I know this person. Now excuse me while I go wipe!

posted by Offy on March 26, 2007 at 5:31 PM | link to this | reply

Holy Grail ~ Thank you once again.

Maybe it's time to consider changing your name to Holy_Shit.

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 4:23 PM | link to this | reply

Star ~ Really?

I must not be trying hard enough.

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 4:15 PM | link to this | reply

Quite funny

And very interesting comments...

loved the fat guys in tutus especially...

posted by FactorFiction on March 26, 2007 at 4:08 PM | link to this | reply

Just thought I'd stop by and catch part 2 while I soil myself in hell....

posted by Holy_Grail on March 26, 2007 at 4:03 PM | link to this | reply

interesting

posted by star4sky5 on March 26, 2007 at 3:57 PM | link to this | reply