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posted by
adventurer02
on July 18, 2015 at 9:56 AM
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Poor gullible girls!!!
Haven't they heard the warnings?
posted by
justanotherskinnybitch
on July 27, 2007 at 2:00 PM
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She called him..."Bronco" LMFAO!!!!
posted by
---Masky---
on April 2, 2007 at 6:20 PM
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Scriber ~ Thanks.
It's short, but it comes from the heart. Indeedy-do!
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2007 at 2:33 PM
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Hey Mark--fogot to mention I like de poem...very catchy.
posted by
scriber
on March 30, 2007 at 10:35 AM
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Strat ~ You're welcome.
Remember, no rough stuff or sharp objects. Wash with mild soap. And wipe her down, too.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 5:45 AM
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Ah, It's the Love Ewe!
Thank you! You may have saved my eyesight.
posted by
strat
on March 29, 2007 at 5:42 AM
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Strat ~ You know darned well where to find a little relief.
Just treat her like a sheep and not a sex object. And wash her off this time, OK?
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2007 at 5:07 AM
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Star ~ Thanks.
If you like this stuff, you should flip back a few pages to my Pope Tour series. Raucus papal romping at it's best!
Holy Hosanna!
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 4:53 PM
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hey .........it's fun to read you
posted by
star4sky5
on March 28, 2007 at 4:49 PM
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Scriber ~ Yes, he does.
But, like all beings possessed, his unrestrained passion will be his downfall. I see him meeting his demise at the hands of a woman scorned beyond sanity. Which, as we well know, is a fate that is....unimaginable.
That's why I figure he'll be ending up in Mississippi.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 4:40 PM
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Julia ~ Actually, I hadn't considered that.
I just figured they were idiots.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 2:02 PM
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Chris ~ I don't know anything about the sheep in question.
And I think you'd better move some of your "housemates" up to higher pastures for a few days.
And if anybody asks, tell them I got my thigh-hickies from my pony. Don't let me down on this.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 2:00 PM
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I am waiting for scriber to continue...this oughta be good...
posted by
Offy
on March 28, 2007 at 1:34 PM
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I saw that one, Chris.
And all I can say is, Damn it! Where's a farmboy to go for a little companionship anymore?
posted by
strat
on March 28, 2007 at 12:39 PM
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Mark--Scam-Man gets the babes...He loves the beaver. They love his--
to be cont....
posted by
scriber
on March 28, 2007 at 10:30 AM
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Oh Mark--I spewed my coffee all over the screen,
just like they do on the telly...LMAO. Your posts are priceless. Thanks for the laugh. Can't wait to see what other adventures ScamMan gets into. BTW, have you considered that the women really WANT ScamMan to give them the shaft? ;-)
posted by
Julia.
on March 28, 2007 at 10:06 AM
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Mark of the Mark
You're a comic genius, brilliant material...
I only wish I never fell for Scam Man....I feel pretty stupid for believing his charming comments and falling for his flattering poetry. Oh, and for sucking him off, but then again I already had the taste of yeast in my mouth so I can let that one go....
By the way, I hope you manage to talk your way out of it. Yes, we've all heard about it....
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/27/sheep.house.ap/index.html
posted by
chris2303
on March 28, 2007 at 9:58 AM
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A&B ~ Thanks for the smiling....uh, thing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 9:39 AM
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Offy ~ Glad to see it's of benefit to my fellow bloggers.
It's there for one reason, and one reason only: I care.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 7:51 AM
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hahahahaha
I love your Oprah button....you caught me whining! LOL~
posted by
Offy
on March 28, 2007 at 6:33 AM
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Rocky ~ I'm glad I could bring some joy into both your worlds.
Part 3 is in production as we speak, which means I have a cartoon with a bunch of emtpy dialog balloons and no idea what to put in them.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 5:26 AM
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YP ~ Oh, there's research going on here, trust me.
In fact, we're on the threshold of a human-cloning project that may, in fact, solve the biggest problem facing the world today:
How to make Macawley Culkin more attractive to the male population. And, given the death of Anna Nicole Smith and, seeing as her body was nearby for quite a while, let's just say opportunity knocked and I opened the door. In a word, "Phroawr!"
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 5:12 AM
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This is hysterical Mark...I can't wait for part 3...I was laughing so hard
my husband had to come and see what was so funny. Oh, and he laughed his ass off too!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 28, 2007 at 3:58 AM
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Offy ~ You are the wave breaking over the shore of my heart.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 2:37 AM
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Mark, from that cute picture, seems it s a SEARCH not research center
that sponsors this series. Good going....I will think of a way of scamming him of these wickedly lovely wenches.
posted by
ILLUMINATI8
on March 27, 2007 at 10:01 PM
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Dang. Mine isn't?????
posted by
Offy
on March 27, 2007 at 3:56 PM
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Thanks Gomey!!
The Oprah Button is now operational. Woo-hoo!
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 3:54 PM
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Good poem!
posted by
Offy
on March 27, 2007 at 3:49 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 27, 2007 at 3:17 PM
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Lustorlove ~ Normally, that'd be embarrassing for him.
But it's gotta be tough to be caught with your dick out when you don't have one. Or matching castanets.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 2:46 PM
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OTA ~ Thanks for the....uh, thumb.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 2:43 PM
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mark2556 - I have written an entry in my web forum concerning image links
You can read the whole thing: HERE
Or copy the code below:
<a href="http://www.yourlinkhere.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://yourimageURL.jpg" alt="describe picture" border="0"></a>
drop it into a text editor (not a word editor) and fill in your link URL and image soruce URL. Just in case the code above doesn't show properly, see the image of the code below:
posted by
gomedome
on March 27, 2007 at 11:16 AM
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Edna ~ That's a sound policy.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 8:53 AM
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mark
the Scam Man cant hide now he is caught with his pants down in the wrong place
posted by
Lanetay
on March 27, 2007 at 6:50 AM
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you are just way too funny Mark2556
posted by
Blue_feathers
on March 27, 2007 at 6:19 AM
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I know, I know - you have the same sense of humour!!!!
posted by
Troosha
on March 27, 2007 at 6:13 AM
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I used to be married to this guy
He has a nice ass~
posted by
Offy
on March 27, 2007 at 6:10 AM
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David and Edna
or just be an ass
posted by
Troosha
on March 27, 2007 at 6:08 AM
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Edna_P
That's a terrific idea!
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 27, 2007 at 6:04 AM
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Morning!
Thanks for stopping by. No wonder you're so popular. Maybe I should show some ass on my blog...
posted by
Tuscaloosa
on March 27, 2007 at 6:03 AM
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Mark....hahahaha
I don't want him for love I want him for spicy stew!
posted by
Offy
on March 27, 2007 at 6:00 AM
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OK... let's agree you've successfully crossed it
posted by
Troosha
on March 27, 2007 at 5:57 AM
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Troosha ~ "Almost"??
Dang, I was hoping it was waaaaay over. I'm going to have to try harder in the next episode.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 5:53 AM
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David ~ Thank you.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 5:52 AM
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Nice almost crossing the fine line post
posted by
Troosha
on March 27, 2007 at 5:51 AM
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interesting post
And that was a very interesting commment you left to Holy_Grail....LOL
~Spirit Of David ~
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 27, 2007 at 5:43 AM
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Offy ~ You can be his if you wish.
Heck, you may be under his spell already. Have you written a poem for him and, if so, is it sprinkled with
's and
's and
's?
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 5:29 AM
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.miriouma. ~ Thank you.
Uh...well, let me get my technical staff on the Oprah Button problem at once. It's supposed to either take you to another page or give you a new car.
And quit changing your name, would ya? I have enough trouble keeping track of my own, and yours changes more often than Oprah's waistline.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 5:15 AM
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Wow
I sure would like a piece of Scam-Man myself. I bet he would add some flavor to my stew!Has he been approved by FDA?
posted by
Offy
on March 27, 2007 at 5:14 AM
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Lustor ~ Yes, and a Part 4, Part 5 and Part 6....
I'll probably have Scam-Man killed off by then, or turning queer or maybe moving into a trailer with Kiddo75 in Mississippi. That's quite diabolical, actually. She'd kill him just to entertain the kids.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 3:02 AM
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Strat ~ Be careful. Those are ballerinas.
And the ballet is for sissies, which means you'd be a fag if you, you know, print off their photo and use it for auto-eroticism
like I did.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 2:51 AM
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Tony ~ Just because she calls you "Daddy"....
....doesn't mean she's really your daughter, you sick, sick man.
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 2:45 AM
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How did you get that picture of my daughter?
posted by
Antonionioni
on March 27, 2007 at 2:40 AM
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That is funny....
posted by
1TimeSoldier
on March 27, 2007 at 2:18 AM
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Excellent post Mark,
I needed it.
Usually I'm pretty good at pushing buttons, but seem to have lost my touch. That damn Oprah button refused to budge, no matter how I click the mouse. Does it, perhaps, operate manually? Your thoughts?
posted by
myrrhage_
on March 26, 2007 at 8:55 PM
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mark
oh I forgot to ask is there going to be a chapter 3?
posted by
Lanetay
on March 26, 2007 at 8:49 PM
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mark
you better keep those beauties from the Scam Man as he may want to suck the life out of them
posted by
Lanetay
on March 26, 2007 at 8:48 PM
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Now those are breastuses to which anyone should aspire.
In fact, I'm strangely titillated...
posted by
strat
on March 26, 2007 at 7:12 PM
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FactorFiction ~ Yes, and who wouldn't?
Just look at those breasts.
Woogy-woogy-woogy-woo!
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 5:45 PM
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Oh Gawd
Scam-Man..I think I know this person. Now excuse me while I go wipe!
posted by
Offy
on March 26, 2007 at 5:31 PM
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Holy Grail ~ Thank you once again.
Maybe it's time to consider changing your name to Holy_Shit.
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 4:23 PM
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Star ~ Really?
I must not be trying hard enough.
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 4:15 PM
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Quite funny
And very interesting comments...
loved the fat guys in tutus especially...
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 26, 2007 at 4:08 PM
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Just thought I'd stop by and catch part 2 while I soil myself in hell....
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 26, 2007 at 4:03 PM
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interesting
posted by
star4sky5
on March 26, 2007 at 3:57 PM
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