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Re: Oh, I know this one!

Oh yeah...are you trying to turn me on with these hot-n-sultry sheep pics?  It's working.

 

posted by mark2556 on July 28, 2007 at 3:20 AM | link to this | reply

Yeah, but his superhuman suck-up powers are beyond belief.

If you follow him closely, you'll find that the 4th of July is apparently a beloved holiday in India, Christmas is a Muslim's favorite day of celebration, the world loves America and no rag-head really wants to be a terrorist. 

Add in those devilish good looks and you've got yourself on heck of a superhero.

posted by mark2556 on July 28, 2007 at 3:19 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, I know this one!

He's cunning and has no scruples and he'll hit on anything - and I mean anything:

posted by justanotherskinnybitch on July 27, 2007 at 1:27 PM | link to this | reply

food4thought ~ No, much to my chagrin.

But I bought some cookies anyway.  I just can't stop being a giver.

posted by mark2556 on March 31, 2007 at 2:45 PM | link to this | reply

So...

Did Scam Man forward that e-mail that promised to help the narcoleptic Girl Scout sell all her cookeis so her dad could get that sex-change operation and get out of that nasty body he was trapped in?

posted by food4thought on March 31, 2007 at 2:39 PM | link to this | reply

Kingmi ~ Thanks. Tell your family, friends, coworkers and neighbors.

And be prepared for a little bit of backlash, and by backlash I mean a hostile mob outside your door.  Like, armed.

posted by mark2556 on March 28, 2007 at 2:57 AM | link to this | reply

Mark, Ha ha ha ha. It's hilarious!

posted by kingmi on March 27, 2007 at 6:57 PM | link to this | reply

Kingmi ~ No, but I paid a couple of hookers once...

....who turned out to be raving tranny queens.  Does that count?

posted by mark2556 on March 27, 2007 at 2:10 PM | link to this | reply

Mark2556l Funny!

Do you pay royalties?

posted by kingmi on March 27, 2007 at 1:51 PM | link to this | reply

Must add this to my collection of "Comics!"

posted by Dolls-43 on March 27, 2007 at 4:05 AM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ I'm working on it.

You can't rush art.  This stuff takes me minutes to create.  Well, almost.

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 1:46 PM | link to this | reply

Why is the Pope in the play pen?

Did I miss something? Hate when that happens~

posted by Offy on March 26, 2007 at 1:41 PM | link to this | reply

Mark--Scam-Man is needed on Blogit; stop the bleeding...

posted by scriber on March 26, 2007 at 1:39 PM | link to this | reply

Director ~ Where do I get some of this Nohohon Park note paper?

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 10:52 AM | link to this | reply

Rocky ~ No, but please don't ever leave again.

In the words of the famous Rauol Duke, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 10:51 AM | link to this | reply

Mark, it was no slight task for me to hold my Nohohon Park note paper over the final picture in your blog before reaching the comments section.  But I just wanted to ask you ~ What on earth are you trying to accomplish here?  Is this not rather futile?

posted by Jenasis on March 26, 2007 at 9:01 AM | link to this | reply

Mark....you are an evil genius! LOL Did you spark this latest blog war?

I've been gone all weekend except to post some pics and it appears a good thing. In my opinion this entire situation is just plain weird!

posted by RckyMtnActivist on March 26, 2007 at 7:54 AM | link to this | reply

YP ~ That's an ambitious undertaking.

And one in which I have some experience.  You're going to need a few basics before you begin:

1. Temper all your findings with one basic truth: all women are insane; it's only a matter of what will bring it to the surface.
2. A good home security system and several, strategically-located Tasers, cans of mace and pepper spray and a water canon should be on hand.
3. Uh.....actually, that pretty much covers it.

Good luck, and Godspeed.

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 7:05 AM | link to this | reply

Hi Mark--U achieved heights in thispost I can only dream of--plus the PICs!

I am determined to atart my own research on human (READ "women") behavior! Take care; have a great week in the Blogburg suburb where SCAM MAN strikes left and right. shalomfromneil

posted by ILLUMINATI8 on March 26, 2007 at 6:57 AM | link to this | reply

David ~ Thank you.

Although I still think those thumb-thingies look like something out of a proctologist's handbook.  So, get away from me with them...Khan detests them (yeah, Khan was me, you silly, silly man).

posted by mark2556 on March 26, 2007 at 5:42 AM | link to this | reply

Just for you

You can call me Lois!

posted by Offy on March 26, 2007 at 4:43 AM | link to this | reply

Oh. Thank God.

I thought it was another family reunion again.

posted by strat on March 25, 2007 at 8:13 PM | link to this | reply

Of course it was all real.

It's all part of the Lover's Lurid Weekend Getaway Package here at the research center.

Most guests block it out of their memories, so don't feel bad if this comes as a bit of a shock to you.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 8:08 PM | link to this | reply

Then...it wasn't a dream?

The riding crops; the burma shave enemas...it was all real?

 

posted by strat on March 25, 2007 at 8:03 PM | link to this | reply

Strat ~ The Butternut Squash Avenger is no mere sidekick.

He's a fearsome superhero with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal squash.

He may, in fact, be humanity's only hope against the evil powers and intentions of his sworn archnemisis, SCAM-MAN.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 7:51 PM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ The Second Amendment is alive and well here in South Florida.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 6:33 PM | link to this | reply

Mark--Nice guns...

posted by scriber on March 25, 2007 at 6:31 PM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ We here at the Mark2556 HBRC are comitted to providing comfort.

We aim to please, and gosh-darnit, we just plain care.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 6:22 PM | link to this | reply

Lustorlove ~ No, it's not exactly a poem.

More like a ballad, and the next stanza will be released tomorrow.  In a word: Woo!

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 6:18 PM | link to this | reply

hahaha

posted by star4sky5 on March 25, 2007 at 6:11 PM | link to this | reply

I love a man in spandex

posted by Offy on March 25, 2007 at 5:51 PM | link to this | reply

Oh, and i almost forgot....................................................

 

posted by David1Spirit on March 25, 2007 at 5:17 PM | link to this | reply

Thought provoking post

posted by David1Spirit on March 25, 2007 at 5:16 PM | link to this | reply

Pat B ~ Thanks for noticing.

I put a lot of effort into blending the right amounts of tack, lewdness, offensiveness and mind-numbing idiocy.  When that fails, I just put in dirty pictures. 

I can usually find one that accomplishes the task.  Woogy-woogy-woogy, yes?

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 4:56 PM | link to this | reply

I think it's pretty much an equal-opportunity hosing.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 3:55 PM | link to this | reply

Which is worse, the money or love scam?

posted by A-and-B on March 25, 2007 at 3:35 PM | link to this | reply

Sunny ~ Hahaha -- thank you.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 11:13 AM | link to this | reply

mark

this is a poem?  what am I missing

posted by lustorlove on March 25, 2007 at 10:22 AM | link to this | reply

Hey Mark--Hari Studbar --a Super man, he make u laugh.

posted by scriber on March 25, 2007 at 10:17 AM | link to this | reply

This whole thing - and all the comments - is tacky and lewd... and

funny and true - you're back in the will... :)

posted by Pat_B on March 25, 2007 at 9:22 AM | link to this | reply

Somehow, I feel absolved.

Or dissolved. Or salivated. Or something.

Scam Man doesn't have a sidekick called the Butternut Squash Avenger does he? Or was that just the tequila and orange sunshine talking?

posted by strat on March 25, 2007 at 8:46 AM | link to this | reply

8-Ball ~ Muchas gracias.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 8:42 AM | link to this | reply

Mark... nice poem

I really have to admire your creativity.

posted by Sunnybeach7 on March 25, 2007 at 8:35 AM | link to this | reply

mark

Dunno 'bout that!  Woke me up in a hurry this am!  A good dose of reality can leave a tongue in one's cheek, yes?  Don't go there!  I'm laughing..............

posted by FoliageGold on March 25, 2007 at 8:17 AM | link to this | reply

LOL

Very good Scam Man!

posted by 8-ball on March 25, 2007 at 8:16 AM | link to this | reply

Foliage ~ Thank you.

I hope you didn't read too many of my posts.  They can soften a brain pretty quickly.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 8:06 AM | link to this | reply

Offy ~ Of course there'll be popcorn.

And hot tubs of butter-flavored lard for any hanky-panky that may ensue.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 8:03 AM | link to this | reply

Mark

LOL!  Fabulous blog!  Lovely to meet and read you.

posted by FoliageGold on March 25, 2007 at 8:03 AM | link to this | reply

Rumored ~ Which picture?

The fabulous cartoon artwork I boosted from DC Comics? The leather pants-clad homo with the hot babe hovering above his beefy bulges?  Kiddo?  Hold me.

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 6:31 AM | link to this | reply

Masky ~ Wonderful. Bring your stuffed boobs and bulge to me.

And don't forget, we're gonna play "Bobbing for Boobies", so wash that skank off before you get here.

Oook!

posted by mark2556 on March 25, 2007 at 5:03 AM | link to this | reply

well I ain't comin to this show unless I have popcorn

I always get my man when when I eat popcorn!

posted by Offy on March 25, 2007 at 3:02 AM | link to this | reply

VERY good pic....

posted by Rumor on March 25, 2007 at 12:37 AM | link to this | reply

good post...

posted by Rumor on March 25, 2007 at 12:37 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO!

I promise! 

posted by ---Masky--- on March 24, 2007 at 7:54 PM | link to this | reply

Only if you promise that the bulge in your pants is money, too.

One "OK Honey, I've got a very special surprise for you" moment in my life is enough.  Especially when I'm handcuffed.

 

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 7:47 PM | link to this | reply

Mark..

(((  ))) Yes!  I'm under your spell.  I'm donning the hat and stuffing my bra with money to give you for your sister.  P.S.  Nice pants!  Can I wear them?

posted by ---Masky--- on March 24, 2007 at 7:40 PM | link to this | reply

Masky ~ You are under my spell, my love.

Come to me.  You cannot resist.  Give in to your carnal craving.....meet me and let me take you where no one else can.

 

And bring the hat. 

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 7:36 PM | link to this | reply

Dear Satan:

Nice poem! 

posted by ---Masky--- on March 24, 2007 at 7:09 PM | link to this | reply

Troosha ~ I agree with you.

Especially if your obsession is for something wholesome and pure.

 

Man, check out those gams.  PHROAWR!!

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 5:20 PM | link to this | reply

It's just not worth having an obsession

unless you go at it full speed, I guess.

posted by Troosha on March 24, 2007 at 3:44 PM | link to this | reply

OTA ~ Thank you.

Any scam worth doing is worth doing right. 

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 8:03 AM | link to this | reply

Well, of COURSE you should.

The man has blue hair and a red cape.  That's pretty frightening.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 7:20 AM | link to this | reply

mark

nice blogbut should I be scared of the Scam man

posted by lustorlove on March 24, 2007 at 7:19 AM | link to this | reply

HG ~ Your soiling means a lot to me.

If it's any consolation, I'd have an accident in my underpants, too, if I wore any.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 7:16 AM | link to this | reply

Oh no, will I go to hell for laughing so hard I peed at "someone's" expense?  I fear I may soil myself over part 2. Perhaps I should stay away..

posted by Holy_Grail on March 24, 2007 at 7:14 AM | link to this | reply

Blackcat ~ Thank you.

Please visit when Part 2 is released.  I need the money for my sick mother.  OK, for my sick self.    

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 7:14 AM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ Yes.

You know me too well.  Arf.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 6:46 AM | link to this | reply

Shelly ~ You are a beacon in a sea of -- wait a minute:

Is that riding crop as nice as it looks?  You DO care!  Hold me.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 6:46 AM | link to this | reply

Mark, I'm ready...

posted by shelly_b on March 24, 2007 at 6:38 AM | link to this | reply

Mark...I guess that leaves out Whammie and her white dog. Both of which I

heard u enjoyed. 

posted by scriber on March 24, 2007 at 6:35 AM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ Stop toying with me.

If you did I'd have to have you, and I try to steer clear of anyone north of Arkansas these days.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 6:31 AM | link to this | reply

Offy ~ Well, that's an exciting development.

You are my beacon in a sea of .......uh, hang on...damn bone went out.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 6:29 AM | link to this | reply

Mark--I'd like to have Whammie's muscles; and broad shoulders.

posted by scriber on March 24, 2007 at 6:28 AM | link to this | reply

No MarkI am

Whammie!

posted by Offy on March 24, 2007 at 6:23 AM | link to this | reply

Rich ~ Thank you.

You are my beacon in a sea of......well, damn, I need more reefer.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 6:21 AM | link to this | reply

Scriber ~ Thanks.

It the support from good people like you that allows me to continue.  You are my beacon in a sea of madness and......wait a sec.....are you Whammie?

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 6:20 AM | link to this | reply

Mark, Excellent new "Scam-Man series...unlike anything I've ever read...

Seriously, very funny and I'm looking forward to his battles with the forces of internet evil. 

posted by scriber on March 24, 2007 at 5:59 AM | link to this | reply

Afzal ~ Thanks.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 5:55 AM | link to this | reply

Shelly ~ Yes, I am.

Punish me.  And do it like you mean it.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 5:54 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala ~ Thank you.

Love is a jealous guest who likes a host with complete dedication.  What???

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 5:53 AM | link to this | reply

Lustorlove ~ Yes, he's everywhere. And Lord knows, all the time.

Sort of like pollution, but without any of the benefits.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 5:53 AM | link to this | reply

I agree with you.

posted by Ariala on March 24, 2007 at 5:48 AM | link to this | reply

LOL... interesting post.

posted by -blackcat on March 24, 2007 at 5:39 AM | link to this | reply

mark

interesting post, mark. Be waiting for part 2.

posted by richinstore on March 24, 2007 at 5:37 AM | link to this | reply

Offy ~ Yes, you are.

Let us keep our love as the greatest secret of the universe.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 5:30 AM | link to this | reply

Does this mean I am under your spell scmum man?

posted by Offy on March 24, 2007 at 5:13 AM | link to this | reply

Bel ~ You weak, weak woman.

Now I must put you under the spell of Scam-Man.  Resistance is futile.  But kinda kinky, so please try.

posted by mark2556 on March 24, 2007 at 4:01 AM | link to this | reply

Nice utters

posted by Offy on March 24, 2007 at 3:29 AM | link to this | reply

LOL

GOOD SCAM

posted by OTA. on March 24, 2007 at 3:21 AM | link to this | reply

What a scam!

posted by Offy on March 24, 2007 at 2:21 AM | link to this | reply

posted by afzal50 on March 24, 2007 at 1:00 AM | link to this | reply

mark

this Scam Man doesnt roam the streets of Blogitville looking for damaged goods does he?  Those that he thinks he can repair, what is next for Scam Man?

posted by lustorlove on March 23, 2007 at 9:53 PM | link to this | reply

ROFL! you are SO bad! LOL

btw, nice comic

posted by shelly_b on March 23, 2007 at 8:28 PM | link to this | reply

Interesting scam man

Sorry couldn't help myself!

posted by bel_1965 on March 23, 2007 at 8:25 PM | link to this | reply