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CHRIS2303, YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU! HAHAHAHA

posted by Kiddo75 on June 15, 2007 at 11:15 PM | link to this | reply

You guys are so
Wonderfully sick..

When are you going to post again? You have fans ya know. You're out of jail now.


posted by Offy on March 30, 2007 at 12:42 PM | link to this | reply

I've heard that.
Don't you have to do something like stand behind one as you run it toward the edge of a cliff? Or is it just a case of wine and roses and assorted garbabe leavings?

posted by strat on March 28, 2007 at 1:01 PM | link to this | reply

strat
I'd rather take one more step towards goathood, but they're very fussy about who they let in.  Electronic goods are always easy to hook up with, but buggering something that has (or used to have) a soul envokes a lot more passion.  And fur. 

posted by chris2303 on March 28, 2007 at 12:53 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Yeah, well I was hoping Mother would see it and reconsider the restraining order.  I'm losing a lot of customers

posted by chris2303 on March 28, 2007 at 12:50 PM | link to this | reply

Wow. Deep stuff.
In fact, if you look closely, you just might see a teardrop ready to fall. But that's only because graduating from a Hoover to a weed whacker can be, well, loaded with some separation anxiety. But it's one more giant step toward manhood. Or lack thereof.

posted by strat on March 28, 2007 at 12:44 PM | link to this | reply

Chris2303
LOL!  --Joy!Mary 

posted by FoliageGold on March 28, 2007 at 12:36 PM | link to this | reply

Chris
If I had a mother I would want to give her this lovely poem. You're such an inspiration!

posted by Offy on March 28, 2007 at 12:36 PM | link to this | reply

FoliageGold
Thanks Mary, I was hoping it wouldn't suck.  The poem, that is.  The hoover isn't an issue

posted by chris2303 on March 28, 2007 at 12:35 PM | link to this | reply

SYMPHONY
I hope life isn't too shit now (it's been a couple of days since you commented so maybe things have got better).  Well let's hope so anyway

posted by chris2303 on March 28, 2007 at 12:31 PM | link to this | reply

geri
You can certainly photoshop another face on there.  Henry and I are more than comfortable enough in our relationship to allow jealousy over a doctored photo to ruin things.  Well, maybe...I'm not sure now

posted by chris2303 on March 28, 2007 at 12:28 PM | link to this | reply

mark
I don't know if the shaving would turn out to be a good thing...I hate to see anyone homeless, including lice.

posted by chris2303 on March 28, 2007 at 12:24 PM | link to this | reply

Chris2303
Oh my!  That's quite something to read.  Poignant, actually.  Well done.  --Joy!Mary 

posted by FoliageGold on March 28, 2007 at 10:02 AM | link to this | reply

I should of known I could rely on you to make me laugh/cheer me up

I am very depressed...life is shit right now.....Mark told me to take a look at your blog (cannot believe I forgot to look as I always read you)

anyway....glad he gave me the reminder...you funny idiot....LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on March 26, 2007 at 6:19 AM | link to this | reply

Not mom's day yet! Thanks.
I'll be able to use this, if you don't mind of course, for our mother's day since we haven't had it yet! I wonder if I can photoshop a different face on there... you see, I have this brother...

posted by geri on March 19, 2007 at 11:34 AM | link to this | reply

Chris ~ That's not a condom.
It's a layer of semi-molted skin, which quite frankly could use a good scrubbing and a little tucking.  And a shave.

posted by mark2556 on March 19, 2007 at 6:37 AM | link to this | reply

scriber
Cheers scriber...I don't get a chance to supply much these days so thanks for stopping by.

posted by chris2303 on March 19, 2007 at 12:33 AM | link to this | reply

Offy

Well, you girls don't need a Henry when you have the likes of shower heads and conveniently shaped vegetable.

Nice to "see you" and yes I have been in jail.  It was a nother misunderstanding with Farmer Steve's livestock.  I just assumed that goats aged seven years to one human year like dogs do - I didn't know the kid was still under 18...

posted by chris2303 on March 19, 2007 at 12:27 AM | link to this | reply

Tonyzonit
Nah you're probably not gay...it depends what you're looking for in a relationship.  I've always liked the quiet type who don't mind swallowing, hence the Henry lust.

posted by chris2303 on March 19, 2007 at 12:25 AM | link to this | reply

Scramble
Haha....just make sure you knock before he finishes...Henry is a very seductive piece of electrical goodness....I think it's the friendly expression...

posted by chris2303 on March 19, 2007 at 12:23 AM | link to this | reply

Mark

You mean you never had the lights on before?  That explains why you were getting it so cheap.

Also, don't worry about getting respect from her - the important thing is she wears a condom.

posted by chris2303 on March 19, 2007 at 12:16 AM | link to this | reply

rihwik.lancs

Thanks for reading. 

It's easy to be brave on the internet.

posted by chris2303 on March 19, 2007 at 12:15 AM | link to this | reply

Hey guy, welcome back; I've been away too but no one noticed.
Anyway, there are only two things usually worth time, sex and humor and u supply both. 

posted by scriber on March 18, 2007 at 4:22 PM | link to this | reply

hahahaha
It must not work for girls...course I never tried it! Good to see you back! Have you been in jail?

posted by Offy on March 18, 2007 at 3:20 PM | link to this | reply

I never fancied vacuum cleaners. What's wrong with me??!!
Maybe I'm gay. Great stuff. Good to see you've got a new partner.

posted by Antonionioni on March 18, 2007 at 3:08 PM | link to this | reply

My vaccuum is not working properly and my son offered to help me today--
insisting that we buy a HENRY! Now-I know why? Ha Ha.Chris.

posted by Scramble on March 18, 2007 at 2:49 PM | link to this | reply

What a good son.

Now I feel even better about turning the lights on with your mom last night.

I'm still sort of regretting letting her call me "Chrissy", though.  It's like she doesn't really respect me.

posted by mark2556 on March 18, 2007 at 12:00 PM | link to this | reply

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it is wonderful to have a mother who walked of from the site for son to masturbate.it is not wonderful when son couldn't differentiate whether it is her love or booze. a brave poem.

rithwik.lancs


posted by rihwik.lancs on March 18, 2007 at 11:58 AM | link to this | reply