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Helen

Ach, I love a bit of carnage meself, especially wid a nice boiled shillelagh or two

Me owld cousin Podrig now, himeslf was inter the owld rape an' pillage, but sure wasn't he the tick one, not knowin' what rape was?

el Pishogue

posted by ariel70 on January 29, 2007 at 12:58 PM | link to this | reply

El Tel
Ye gods man! I can almost smell the carnage! (Or is that my huband burning another steak?)

posted by Helen_Bach on January 29, 2007 at 12:39 PM | link to this | reply

good to hear you in need to know more

posted by drohan254 on January 25, 2007 at 1:56 PM | link to this | reply

Decshac

History does not record his words, but it was probably something like ...

" Hey, guys, I'm not quite sure about this any more. Been there, slew 'em, raped 'em, done a bit o' singein' here an' there. Gettin' a bit of a bore, really. Let's go home and break out the Bud! There's a Superbowl match on, ain't there?"

Sumthin' like that, anyway

posted by ariel70 on January 25, 2007 at 12:17 AM | link to this | reply

C'mon. Whadhe say? I'm all ears, as his audience must have also been....

posted by WindTapper on January 24, 2007 at 6:32 PM | link to this | reply

MiaElla

Thanks for dropping in.

I'm not sure about this, but I think that what the Persian was referring to was the mysterious halting of the Mongol capmaign due to the death of Genghis Khan back in Mongolia.

All the claimants hurried back to stake their claim to the Khanate.

posted by ariel70 on January 24, 2007 at 1:43 PM | link to this | reply

Is he about to go into battle?

posted by MiaElla on January 24, 2007 at 12:38 PM | link to this | reply

it's amazing how you do that...

posted by telemachus on January 23, 2007 at 4:46 PM | link to this | reply

Hi El Tel

Well, he certainly didn't say something like, 'Er well what d'you reckon, lads? They look a bit handy with their bows and arrows. How's about we smile at 'em, wave and then turn round and go back home. I fancy a nice quiet night in me tent with a mug of hot yak's milk and me furry slippers on me feet.'

Very good, I look forward to more - but after that build-up, now you know how Shakespeare felt when he had to write Henry V's speech at Agincourt!!

posted by Antonionioni on January 23, 2007 at 3:01 PM | link to this | reply