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Oh that's priceless! ROFL with difficulty catching my breath . . .. .

posted by JanesOpinion on December 11, 2006 at 4:36 PM | link to this | reply

LOL Joe....Thank God for sure!

I Know what you mean...just saying "Hello" could be confusing.

posted by Passionflower on December 7, 2006 at 2:14 PM | link to this | reply

Passionflower

My gaaaaawd, no I wouldn't date this person.  His very Jim Carey-esque sense of humor would get on my everlasting nerve.

posted by Joe_Love on December 7, 2006 at 1:39 PM | link to this | reply

Thanks for dropping by Jacenta.

posted by Passionflower on December 7, 2006 at 10:00 AM | link to this | reply

Passionflower...

posted by jacenta on December 7, 2006 at 9:57 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks Maggie.

posted by Passionflower on December 7, 2006 at 9:43 AM | link to this | reply

Tanga...I believe he must have been drunk or something...

posted by Passionflower on December 7, 2006 at 9:42 AM | link to this | reply

Blanche...this is supposed to be a comical post...

I didn't say anything about being unhappy here. Just making fun of a goofy guy from the dating site. I actually LOVE being single but would like to find a decent guy to spend time with.

posted by Passionflower on December 7, 2006 at 9:42 AM | link to this | reply

I think he fails at comedy

writing

posted by Tanga on December 6, 2006 at 11:44 PM | link to this | reply

Passionflower, why don't you just hop a flight to Ottawa and go visit Wiley

You'd both be much happier, this is painful.  I hate seeing you this unhappy.

posted by Blanche. on December 6, 2006 at 6:57 PM | link to this | reply

Passion, my friend, you are not the problem.  I should not be commenting on this.  Don't think I'm offended.  I'm not.

posted by MaggieMae on December 6, 2006 at 4:51 PM | link to this | reply

LOL Corbin...Where exactly is that new planet????

We should check to make sure that no other BEINGS come here from that planet.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 4:20 PM | link to this | reply

I appears he was from....

Uranus or actually a planet that is out of view most of the time...... Headupanus.

posted by Corbin_Dallas on December 6, 2006 at 4:10 PM | link to this | reply

LMAO Strat...I'm afraid you know way too much

About dating freaks and wiedoes.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 4:07 PM | link to this | reply

Sorry, you misunderstood Maggie....

I said we should check with her and see what she thinks of being locked up in a cabin with this guy.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 4:05 PM | link to this | reply

Go for it, Offbeat!

But first, make sure you have your Dr. Bukk teef in, and then be sure to tell him you're a virgin.

Oh yeah, and carry mace. And a taser. And a fish billy. Tell him each one will stop tooth itch!

posted by strat on December 6, 2006 at 3:30 PM | link to this | reply

I absolutely have no interest in any of her rejects, Passion.   None, zero, zip!

posted by MaggieMae on December 6, 2006 at 3:13 PM | link to this | reply

I agree Strat....He does probably think he's funny as hell.

I really think he's demented. Please try to talk Offbeat into going out with him so we can see what he's really like.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 2:22 PM | link to this | reply

LOL Wiley...You don't live in a cabin in the hills of Kentucky, do you?

Okay, well, actually this is about the best offer I've gotten this week, so sure...I'd love to go out with you.

Can I bring my Imaginary Friend, Tonto???? (You DO have itch powder for my teeth, don't you?)

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 2:20 PM | link to this | reply

LMAO Offbeats...couldn't resist doing another post on this one.

Now we'd all like you to go out with the guy so we can see what he looks like.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 2:18 PM | link to this | reply

The email from hell I see..and no I wouldn't want to spend a week in his cabin to listen to the banjo, but if Maggie wants to try it out then maybe she could report for the two of us....lol

I have gotten some weird ones in my time but this is right up there in the top 10...Whack job for sure....oh and thanks for interpreting it for me...hahahahaha

posted by Offy on December 6, 2006 at 12:37 PM | link to this | reply

Passionflower

That dating thingy is all too scary and I don't do that anymore at all, ever, never again, ever. I met the stalkers from hell there, I learned my lesson,

O.K. now we got that settled darlin' ya wanna mess aroun? Hey we like buds now right? Ya knows me anall my kin prattically.

My newpussycat wud luv ya yoo. She sleeps ina  drawer. Ya wanna sleep in a drawer? I'll make us a bigger one.

posted by WileyJohn on December 6, 2006 at 12:11 PM | link to this | reply

That's one of his unintended ways of being funny.

Yeah, he believes she gets what he's saying, and is digging every word of it, and can't wait to answer in kind with something like, "Hunny, you can be mah daddy and we'll keep our teef together in a glass on the window," or some such.

I think he really thinks he's the funniest thing on two legs. Which makes thne Inernet an even more incredibly frightening place.

posted by strat on December 6, 2006 at 11:38 AM | link to this | reply

Passionflower,Where are the real men on your dating sites, this is pathetic

posted by Blanche. on December 6, 2006 at 11:37 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks Nana...Just be thankful you're not trying to date these days.

It's wierd out there.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 11:32 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO Maggie...You could be right.

Should we check and see how she feels about being locked in a cabin in the mountains with this lunatic and a banjo and an old dog named "blue"????

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 11:31 AM | link to this | reply

Strat...do you think he seriously believes that Offbeat

Would even answer his email as strange as it is?????

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 11:30 AM | link to this | reply

passionflower

these are so funny- keep 'em coming !

posted by Nanaroo on December 6, 2006 at 11:24 AM | link to this | reply

He's obviously from the planet Appalachia, or some such.

I think he thinks he's being incredibly funny, and he is, but not in the way he intended.

posted by strat on December 6, 2006 at 11:20 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe Offbeats should go out with him.  After he's locked her up in his cabin for a week and seranaded her with his banjo, she might like it, Passion.

posted by MaggieMae on December 6, 2006 at 11:14 AM | link to this | reply

He doesn't want to go out with me, blanche...

He wants to go out with Sally. He lives in Ohio...and thank God! I've got my share of freaks around here.

This guy IM'd me last nite and started tryin to talk to me, so I clicked on his profile and read just enough to realize that he was uneducated and a moron.

So I tried to be nice but he kept on, "why won't you talk to me?" So I honestly tried but when I told him I was a writer and very opinionated, he told me that he didn't see how I could be both.

I asked him if he knew what "Opinionated" meant. He clearly didn't. but he got all huffy then I had to block him.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 11:13 AM | link to this | reply

Unless you're Anna Nicole Smith and he's a billionaire, Passionflower,

I'd pass. What do you have in common with this old guy.  Gumming  your food?

posted by Blanche. on December 6, 2006 at 11:05 AM | link to this | reply

LOL Warrior...a definite understatement.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 11:02 AM | link to this | reply

That's sort of how I picture him too Timmy...

One of those odd creatures who captures you, then locks you in a basement of his mountain cabin. No one ever hears from you again...LOL.

posted by Passionflower on December 6, 2006 at 11:02 AM | link to this | reply

passion

Hmmmm.......while reading this, I heard the faint sounds of banjo music. Maybe his teeth itch because they are wooden? This guy sounds like he is a couple of fries short of a happy meal

posted by TIMMYTALES on December 6, 2006 at 10:57 AM | link to this | reply

The dude is nuts

posted by SuccessWarrior on December 6, 2006 at 10:54 AM | link to this | reply