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Hey MandaLee...what's up?
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Passionflower
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December 7, 2006
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LOL Bhaskar...she's a good woman then!
You should bring her flowers more.
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Passionflower
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December 7, 2006
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posted by
MandaLee
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December 7, 2006
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PassionF, 'Amicably' 'Passionately' 'Lovingly' 'Adjustingly' , add justly.
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Bhaskar.ing
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December 7, 2006
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LOL-How does your wife put up with you, Bhaskar?
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Passionflower
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December 7, 2006
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'Admitted'?
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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LOL Bhaskar....you deserve your reputation.
posted by
Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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The left, the thorny one.
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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which head Bhaskar?
posted by
Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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It's natural to have horns to be horny. Have two on my head.
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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So you admit to being a horney guy???
posted by
Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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fogot 'at'
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Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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Oh no not all. No need to feel sorry my dear flowering passion. Just jokin'
I am
, but you can atone, make up, whatever... by admitting me, LoL...
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Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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I'm sorry, Bhaskar...I didn't mean to be dismissive at all.
Just tellin you what I'd heard.
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Passion
Pls don't
dismiss me just like that.
Ok, so I am a dirty scholar....and dirty is not always dirt, which even she realizes now, about me. Whddya say?
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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Me too, Nanaroo, how's your bike?? still ailing?
posted by
Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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passionflower
ROFLOL!!!!!
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Nanaroo
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December 6, 2006
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Bel...I'm afraid the wiedoes and freaks NOW outnumber
Those of us who are half-way normal.
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Yes, I'm afraid so, Bhaskar...
Though I DO love passionate men, Blanche describes you as "a dirty old man"....LOL!
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Passion, so what? Singly I am a passionately passionate man.
Have the 'Gals' told you of that? Hahaa
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Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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Blanche....his repartee was a long ways from being witty....
In fact, it leads one to think he might be a lunatic. But just maybe a lunatic is what I'm looking for - LOL.
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Joe...I think our Canadians friends around here
Are going to throw rocks at you.
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Who knows Blackcat....
I picture the guy living in the hills of Kentucky in a one room shack with only an old dog as a companion. He probably had a wife 30 years ago.
posted by
Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Thanks for the tip Food4thought...
But I can't ride a Harley...should I still insist on driving?
posted by
Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo glad I am not single
UGH what ever happened to manner and good behavior???
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bel_1965
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December 6, 2006
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LOL... that's about the worst I've ever seen. It's bad enough that people
talk that way... but why write that way???
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-blackcat
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December 6, 2006
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LMAO Bel....I swear to God...
That was a REAL email that Sally got yesterday from a would-be admirer.
There's more too. I'm going to do another post with a few more excerpts today.
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Bhaskar...I've heard from some of the other gals
Around here that you can be a bit naughty...also that you're married....hmmmm.....I AM a passionate woman, there's no doubt about that.
Past lovers have said that I was the best they ever had. It's because I enjoy sex so much.
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Please, please, please, I am begging you
to tell me that you made those up!
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bel_1965
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December 6, 2006
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Whysper....Thanks for at least shedding some light on part of this
Bizarre, encoded message from this would-be casanova.
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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LOL Strat...That's pretty good
I know you'll get a lot of repsonses because women are looking for an honest guy-
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Passionflower
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December 6, 2006
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Wow.
I never thought about trying complete frontier gibberish as gender lure. If I ever try online dating, I'll probably try something that reads, "Balding, overweight smoker with too many dogs,guitars, six year old convertible and a second mortgage seeks deaf, dumb liquor store owner for mutual benefits. Must love comb-overs."
That oughta reel 'em in...
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strat
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December 6, 2006
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Fish bite on the strangest bait
I've never been one for "pickup lines", but it's always amazed me at the lines that snag some women. I wouldn't be surprised at all if those lines have worked before. There are people out there whose only criteria for mating is a pulse.
The itching teeth thing is some joke from about 30 years ago, but I can't for life of me remember how it went.
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Whysper
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December 6, 2006
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Hi Passion
You said I was an 'intelligent' guy. Would you rather that I leave some intelligible ones on your email? You write so beautifully about stuffs that provokes the naughtier side of me, but I am scared you know...Tch..Tch.
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Bhaskar.ing
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December 6, 2006
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I don't think you're asking for much..my list includes witty repartee
must be able to make jokes, know a little about a lot of things, be a deep thinker, or play one on tv, hmmm, what else, oh, and not be too chubby or too thin.
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Blanche.
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December 5, 2006
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Hmmmmm. Itching Powder for Teeth??
He must be Canadian. (grin)
posted by
Joe_Love
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December 5, 2006
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Itch powder for teeth?
Is that his way of saying he doesn't brush or floss? Whatever you do, don't ride on a Harley with anyone, make them let you drive.
posted by
food4thought
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December 5, 2006
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Thanks Star...I'm sure they would love to come...
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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YOU CAN BRING OFFBEAT AND LUSTOR
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star4sky5
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December 5, 2006
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Thanks for the invite Star.
I can't sing opera but I could attend the show.
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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If you can come to Dallas you can go with us to
The Dance Hall and meet everyone....you'll like it...it's a big ole Texas dance hall with live music, pool tables and cute bartenders.
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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So far all I can find is -
Mr. Oh-MY-God! Whats-wrong-with-this-man?!
posted by
Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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HAHAHA............H
posted by
star4sky5
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December 5, 2006
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I need to get out the apartment I'm getting serious cabin fever
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Blanche.
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December 5, 2006
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You may be right Blanche...
I need to meet the girls at our fav dance hall and play some pool soon anyway.
posted by
Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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I got you, not Mr.Right, just Mr. Right Now?
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Blanche.
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December 5, 2006
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The way your luck is going, Passion, the bar scene has got to be better
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Blanche.
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December 5, 2006
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I think so too Maggie...
I'm pretty sure I won't find my "true love" but I get a lot of good stories.
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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passion, we are ghavin a operah show soon, would you like to join with us??
READ MY BLOG. cAN i BOOK you?
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star4sky5
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December 5, 2006
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Blanche...I don't hang out in bars anymore and
The guys at church are just not that good.
posted by
Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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MY thoughts exactly, Shuttercat.
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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Whacky...LOL...worked to do what exactly???
They sure never got him a woman.
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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Passionflower, I think you've got to give up online dating and go another
route. The worst experience of my life, the married English engineer who lied about being "separated" was online. There are way too many sharks and just weirdos online. Better try something else.
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Blanche.
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December 5, 2006
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Passion,
WTF?
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AlienInsomniac
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December 5, 2006
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Passion, isn't the whole idea of doing what you're doing to attract men? Well, you're getting responses. lol Maybe you wouldn't date them, but they're sure giving you something to write about. hahaha
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MaggieMae
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December 5, 2006
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Wonder if any of those lines have ever worked for him?
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Whacky
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December 5, 2006
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Hey OneTimeAgain...Welcome to Blogit.
Yes, you may be onto something....I believe they all share that MALE Gene known as.......
posted by
Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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LOL Warrior...that's pretty funny!
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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LOL Manda...
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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Bandana....alot of women are messed up too.
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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LMAO Offbeats...
I believe the guy either lives in the mountains of Kentucky or else he's from some other planet. I also doubt he's been able to hook up with a real live woman in years.
My bet...his blow-up gal is named "Sue" and he won't leave her cuz she loves him unconditionally.
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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... the reason(s) why I choose women.
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bandanafish
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December 5, 2006
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posted by
MandaLee
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December 5, 2006
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You mean, you just have to let them itch? How about benadryl?
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SuccessWarrior
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December 5, 2006
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shelly
Where are you?
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Offy
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December 5, 2006
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Passion
Wow you did decipher it for me...
Thank Gawd because I couldn't understand a word the man wrote...
If anything I sure hope he doesn't live around here..or near you, or shelly...Actually I bet he lives in the foot hills of Kentucky
Is that close to anyone?
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Offy
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December 5, 2006
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and I thought I was the only one who attracted these strange beasts...
I've actually read posts so similar.. maybe they are all cousins?
posted by
OTA.
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December 5, 2006
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Puke is kind of a strong word, Madem..
Surely it can't have been that bad...
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Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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I think it depends on one's upbringing.
My mother got offended that I used the word "puke."
But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
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Mademoiselle
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December 5, 2006
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LOL Mademoiselle...
You tell me...you're the genius!!!
posted by
Passionflower
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December 5, 2006
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I didn't even know teeth could itch.
Besides, itching powder is used to create itching, not prevent it.
P.S. What's the difference between "couth" and "social graces"?
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection.
I guess that's what I hated about him.
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Mademoiselle
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December 5, 2006
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