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You tell your wife that someone from the once "being defended" side

says, "Thank you".  Lord bless her.  I was a little trouble maker, at one time.  Granted, it was nothing compared to what was going on in my house, but trouble non the less.  My sister as well.  The verdict is still out on that one..hee.  But people like your wife give a voice and a face to those who don't think their own is worth it.  It just takes one genuine hand and one warm heart to make the decay around you seem fixable.  Continue to praise her, hell...if she deals with anyone like my sister - praise her AND buy her some ice cream. 

posted by Kiddo75 on September 25, 2006 at 12:10 AM | link to this | reply

Condi-

I guess if she's your type.  <sigh>  I knew Doctoral Theses were getting pretty trivial these days.  You and I might laugh but Condi appears to be so serious all the time that she wouldn't see the humor in that.  But then I have nothing substantial to go on, not being on intimate terms with her myself..... as you must be . . .
Cee

posted by LadyCeeMarie on September 24, 2006 at 10:12 AM | link to this | reply

Au contrair, mon ami!

Condi?!? Boring?!? Never!

      Girfriend, you need to read Madam Secretary's doctoral thesis. It provides a world of insight on the mind of some of the greatest of Russia's 19th Century literati.

      Its title, I believe, is, "Innovative Russian Language Verb and Modifier Uses By Tolstoy, Gogol, Pushkin and Dostoyevski, Unearthed During a Post-Modern Perusal of the Authors' Laundry Lists, Mash Notes, Carping Complaints to Landlords About The Substandard Delivery of Steam Heat on Cold Eurasian Nights and A Couple Three Really Amusing Dirty Limmericks (Written, Unaccountably, In Pig-Latin French)."

    Laugh? Thought I'd die ...

posted by Rarmcwa on September 24, 2006 at 8:38 AM | link to this | reply

Rarmcwa-

It's only 4:00 a.m. and I HAD started to go to bed to join my HG worshipper (or the DH) when I happened upon your note to me thru MarieClaire's site (wheew).

You are a hoot! and a half!!  I look forward to reading more of your writing.  You have a wit that seems to come naturally from within and you're funny, too.  Hey, at this time of day, I can afford to be redundant. 

Condi??  Really??  (boring boring boring) 
Now I have heard that Hillary is actually very funny -- in person.
Gnite thou sis-tah!

CeeMarie

posted by LadyCeeMarie on September 24, 2006 at 2:00 AM | link to this | reply

Whatever our wife did was what most women would do.

Women ARE extraordinarily smart, generally :-)

posted by Straightforward on September 23, 2006 at 9:03 PM | link to this | reply

Lucky there was a carpet to soften the fall!

Carpets are out of favour over here. I prefer them because you can spill food or anything on them and not see it (obviously don't get a white carpet, that's just daft, unless you have house cleaners). Dust somehow gets lost within them, whereas with floorboards or laminated flooring you can see it gathering under sofas, and so you leave it there and hope nobody has to dive for cover in a sudden fusillade of bullets while visiting to sell window replacements you DO need but can't afford.

posted by Antonionioni on September 23, 2006 at 4:28 PM | link to this | reply

Rar

wonderfully light and entertaining, and a great tribute to your other half. Love that you would give both Hillary and Condi a romp in the hay. I always said I'd cheat on any of my husbands with Clinton...the one I have today would no doubt say "God bless you honey, go for it"....and I love him so!

posted by MysticGmekeepr on September 23, 2006 at 11:16 AM | link to this | reply

Rarmcwa, if your lawyer wife is just half as smart as you make her out to be in this blog post, you have a winner.  Your writing style is a winner too.  Loved your post.

posted by TAPS. on September 23, 2006 at 9:52 AM | link to this | reply

LOL... welcome to blogit. Interesting list of women. : )

posted by -blackcat on September 23, 2006 at 7:44 AM | link to this | reply

PS

Dear Constant Reader:

    I neglected to mention that Blanche01 did stumble upon this early offering, and we have since interacted via e-mail, having no small measure of great good fun in the process.

   She has her own Household God, and it's lots of fun arguing over whose God is more powerful and omniscient, and which of our Deities has the better tan.

    Unfortunately, during the course of these interactions, Blanch01 did catch a nasty case of ebola virus, but at last report, was being nursed back to health via Divine Intervention by her HG.

    OK, so He's more powerful ... my HG still has the better tan.

posted by Rarmcwa on September 23, 2006 at 7:12 AM | link to this | reply

From the Law Offices of Drudge, Paine, Bloode, Sweatte & Tears

Dear Sir:

     Reports of Susan B. Anthony's demise have been greatly exaggerated, and we want you to desist from spreading this malicious rumor.

     If you fail to comply with the injunction we had executed this morning, rest assured, we will be seeing you in court, Pigbreath.

     And what we and our client (as soon as we dig her up and clone her) are gonna do to you shouldn't happen to an ebola-infected Republican.

    Cordially yours,

    P. Fortescue Sweatte, Esq.

         

posted by Rarmcwa on September 23, 2006 at 7:08 AM | link to this | reply

Sure thing, I'll go draw some blood from her right now ...

... if I can get the silly girl to hold still for it. The last time I cloned her, we  got an evil twin who tied her up in the trunk of our car, appeared in her place in Richmond City Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court and proceeded to tell the judge dirty knock-knock jokes until the deputies hustled her out.

   Fortunately, the deps discovered My Little Colliope and freed her. Oh what a hearty laugh she, the judge and the deps had over that incident!

    Unfortunately, in all the ruckus, the bad clone got away. Keep an eye peeled for a sawed-off brunette with an IQ of 138 and an attitude problem. She may be coming to a court near you soon.

  

posted by Rarmcwa on September 23, 2006 at 7:04 AM | link to this | reply

Kudos to r lawyer human pal & yourself RIF! Great article & published too

Enjoyed the read....and how you interspersed the lawyer jokes within the post. You are a lucky man and humble enough to credit your wife for it. That makes you equally great for each other. Might I clone your wife, since I too am allowed to cheat with Condy Rice, Margaret Sanger and the spinster (dead, too) -Susan B. Anthony? shalom

posted by ILLUMINATI8 on September 23, 2006 at 6:52 AM | link to this | reply