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I guess I am doomed to forever be a smoking idiot. I have no plans to quit, don't want to, and don't care how people view it. It is my vise and Tom and Jerry's. I guess it is better to be a smoking idiot than a raging maniac (which I would become if I quit)...But I don't want anyone smoking in my home, it stinks.I don't want my clothes to smell and I don't want my hair to stink. O amd I hate those ex smokers who think they are above it all~~
posted by
Offy
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September 9, 2006
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Just remember our hero, Belushi (The dead one)
"Kids don't ever smoke...unless you just wanna look cool!"
And interestingly enough, cigarettes didn't hurt him a bit. That spedball was a beeotch, though.
Good luck on the agricultural hunt!
posted by
strat
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September 6, 2006
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Mark
Er...erph....erm, smoking joints and selling dope means something different in England. Please don't confiscate the sloppy sex otherwise I'll never be able to get rid of all that jelly Viagra. I wasn't cheating on you, honest.
As for dealing near a freshly emptied dumpster, well, that pretty much applies to most of my home town, except for it isn't so empty.
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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This commentary is clearly promoting drug usage and possible sloppy sex ~
Therefore, I have no recourse but to report you to the Shaycom authorities. I'll need to confiscate the sloppy sex. Do you have a suitable place readily available? Here in the States this sort of thing is generally handled behind a bowling alley, but any freshly-emptied dumpster will do.
posted by
mark2556
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September 5, 2006
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Yes, we should!!
I love king L's...have to roll them with a rolling mat, though...but hey it's good enough!
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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SYMPHONY
You're probably right about the sex...
We should get together for a little smoke one day.
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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You are very welcome....just keep me in mind..if you can't take it anymore.
it would not take me that long...even if I met you at your station...or even if you want to come to London for a day trip....I love getting stoned....best feeling in the world...even better than sex.....did I just say that out loud?
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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SYMPHONY
You are a complete angel but I don't want to put you out of your way just so I can get stoned. It just means I'll appreciate it more when I do get some - but really - thanks for offering. God bless your cottons
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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My new email address is...
SymphonySweetness@talktalk.net
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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Wow three weeks?......you must be crying out!!!
No, you put me off.....
honestly...after some thought, I don't think I could handle the quietness...London is always alive and noisy...I am use to the shit around here...although I still want to move, but don't think the country is for me anymore....I do like leysdown though (where my caravan is) ...but not to stay for good...
seriously if you really need some, I will meet you, whenever you want...I will get my mum to look after the kiddies whilst I drop it to you...as I do know what it is like to want and can't have....
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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No you didn't tell me that...
we could have almost been homeboys...do you still have plans on moving down here or did I put you off?
You're so lucky to have girly charm, you charming girl, you. Don't know why the supply is so low down here but nobody seems to have anything. The main guy I get it from hasn't had any for 3 weeks, and if he can't get it then we're all pretty screwed.
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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No...actually I waited for him to come home and I played my girly charm
and got it for free....LOL....
no seriously...not sure why you're finding it hard to get...as everybody still got it here....well green anyway!
wonder how long it would take me to get to you...kids go back to school tomorrow...LOL
Did I ever tell you I use to live at littlestone road in New Romney?...my Dad use to own the grasshopper...he then became an alcoholic....wonder why?
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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I certainly would...why?
did you thieve that palnt in the end? haha
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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LOFL....Yes sweetie...anything for you....but would you settle for green?
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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SYMPHONY
Bless your heart...would you bring some pot, too?
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Troosha
Haha, disgusting human beings are the most fun. At least we don't cough sarcastically, which is something the universe should acknowledge and love. Bring on the black phlegm!
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Still no luck?
I am so tempted, so come to folkstone by train...just do give you some to make you happy...
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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Blanche01
Yeah it does, but no more than eating a hot dog...
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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SYMPHONY
Don't let them anger you...one day we'll blow dope smoke all over their pathetic faces and trample on their flowers.
I am of course assuming that one day I might actually see a joint again...God I'm so sad without it...
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Ummm..... think I'll have another. I've given up trying to be anything other a disgusting human being that smokes. May my Universe just deal with it.
posted by
Troosha
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September 5, 2006
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You have so started me off....
you're right about drinking causes fights and god knows what...what has smoking done to them the stupid bastards..
can't smoke in restaurants, can't smoke in pubs, can't even smoke in the street.....forgive me why I get doped up...sorry I mean smoked up in my own house and drink myself silly...
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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I think smoking cats are hot
On the other hand, if you smoke a cat, wouldn't all that fur get in your mouth?
posted by
Blanche.
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September 5, 2006
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Yeah lets...but first lets get pissed all night...on a pub crawl
I will have a vodka and coke...no ice...and you?
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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who in the hell would want to look up to a cat or mouse anyway...
what kid do you know would want to try smoking cos they do.....&^%*^%
they might try the violence though...they probably think...whatever you hit so and so with they wont die...
*reaches for a saucepan whacks it over chris's head*.....see it didn't hurt...did it?
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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SYMPHONY
I suppose it's to be expected. We're talking about a country which allows 24 hour drinking, as well as allowing alcohol commercials to be aired on TV and everywhere else. It's just a shame alcohol is responsible for 70% of all violent crime. Can't fucking smoke a cigarette anywhere, though...
SYMPHONY, let's kill them all
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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mysteria
Yeah it is amazing. I'm pretty sure the Earth will burn up in the sun before we manage to evolve into anything close to a non-ridiculous species.
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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LOL.....the pricks...do they not have a life!
They should at least had Tom or Jerry....coughing up their heart to show smoking is bad...or something.
some people are so thick....we should make a petiton..or rather you should...actually just said them your post it makes more sense.....
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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chris...I am in a state of perpetual amazement due to the fact that I
am still immersed in primordial goop regardless of the millions and millions of years of evolution. Man, this place is just chocked full 'o' idiots. Sheeesh!
posted by
mysteria
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September 5, 2006
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SYMPHONY
Yeah it sure is...all thanks to some tit with too much spare time on their hands...I bet they was bloody Welsh just to top it off...
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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How bloody stupid!!
I think I have heard it all now....how fucking daft!
posted by
_Symphony_
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September 5, 2006
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Passionflower
I hear you can pick up a bargain on Pluto nowadays.
Imbeciles listening to morons - you've summed it up perfectly.
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Totum.33
Yeah you're right...she wanted me bad...
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Here I am waving good-bye to Planet Earth...
posted by
Passionflower
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September 5, 2006
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This is a perfect example of what's wrong with our world-
We have Embeciles running it who listen to Morons. All the 'normal people' just gave up and went home. As for me, I'm looking to get abducted by aliens and spend the rest of my days on a small planet in another galaxy.
posted by
Passionflower
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September 5, 2006
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Now now Chris,
C'mon now... she only made you think it was an accident on purpose. So you're off the hook.
This time.
posted by
.miriouma.
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September 5, 2006
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Mark
Yeah you're right - why else would she have ginger hair? Plus I'm pretty sure she had something going on with that dinosaur, not that I blame her.
Well okay, I'd better go clean up then...purple love monsters do it for me very time.
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Totum.33
I think rampant batterings also increase the death rate...and I bet they'd still use an ashtray for a weapon. I know I did when that old lady accidentally touched my arm with her handbag the other day...
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Ariala:
You know it, stud.
posted by
chris2303
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September 5, 2006
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Well, what the hell?? Have you SEEN Wilma?
She loves a good beating. She practically BEGS for it.
Damn, that's hot.
posted by
mark2556
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September 5, 2006
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apparently that well-meaning mum didn't know that cigarette smoking decreases libido. And it increases the death rate, too! Methinks the higher-ups know what they're doing (barely).
A fine prescription for "the general public" IMHO.
I'm not sure what it does to cats though.
posted by
.miriouma.
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September 5, 2006
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Justice at last, hahahaha
posted by
Ariala
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September 5, 2006
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