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shelly
It's the acid in the urine that allays the pain. I've been told that vinegar is the remedy of choice for first aid.

posted by avant-garde on July 22, 2006 at 3:33 AM | link to this | reply

Shelly....interesting fact.
I haven't ever, but I believe my cousin did when she was young....get stung that is.

posted by Sunnybeach7 on July 21, 2006 at 7:17 PM | link to this | reply

We used to have a very open gay employee and he would entertain the break room with his "informative" tales on some of the perversions of some of his acquaintances.   He could spin some wildly disgusting tales...

posted by Corbin_Dallas on July 21, 2006 at 7:15 PM | link to this | reply

Corbin...how do you know about that stuff? LOL

posted by RckyMtnActivist on July 21, 2006 at 6:46 PM | link to this | reply

Isn't that called.......
"Golden Showers"? 

posted by Corbin_Dallas on July 21, 2006 at 6:45 PM | link to this | reply

I've seen that episode... but nope, never had to try it out.
btw... you know, Ariala posted a peeing post today.   How much urine do we need?  LOL

posted by -blackcat on July 21, 2006 at 4:56 PM | link to this | reply

shelly
Yes I have been stung, but warm water is a good quick relief. I suppose if you don't have access to that then pee would  work!

posted by Offy on July 21, 2006 at 4:38 PM | link to this | reply

nanaroo - soaking in hot water is also an excellent way to extract things
such as blackberry thorns, etc.

posted by fourcats on July 21, 2006 at 4:37 PM | link to this | reply

i've never been stung (but now i'm wondering if that's how the habit of
using vinegar on fish and chips got started) but i have been peed on.  by dogs. 

posted by fourcats on July 21, 2006 at 4:36 PM | link to this | reply

Timmy, hahahahaha, I guess so!

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 4:31 PM | link to this | reply

Ariala, LOL, I would rather do that again than pee on somebody! LOL

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 4:31 PM | link to this | reply

I only pee in my bed, thank you very much.

posted by Ariala on July 21, 2006 at 4:25 PM | link to this | reply

shelly
Are you saying that Michael Douglas is into Golden showers?

posted by TIMMYTALES on July 21, 2006 at 4:23 PM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo, you got that right! I'm just glad this week is over!
You?

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 4:20 PM | link to this | reply

shellyb
TGIF!  Did you have a good day?

posted by Nanaroo on July 21, 2006 at 4:19 PM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo, wow, I'm learning alot today!

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 4:15 PM | link to this | reply

shellyb
yes, it did- I called poison control and they had me soak it in water as hot as I could stand  for about two hours.   I would have thought to ice it but with sting-rays, it's very hot water that works.

posted by Nanaroo on July 21, 2006 at 4:13 PM | link to this | reply

Nanaroo, did it hurt?

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 4:11 PM | link to this | reply

shellyb
wow-- hadn't heard about this one!  I got stung by a sting-ray once, I wonder if that would have worked? 

posted by Nanaroo on July 21, 2006 at 4:11 PM | link to this | reply

bel, hahahahahahaha

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 3:59 PM | link to this | reply

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted by bel_1965 on July 21, 2006 at 3:56 PM | link to this | reply

bel, LOL, come here! LOL

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 3:55 PM | link to this | reply

Ummm Shelly
I'm not into being tinkled on...sorry!

posted by bel_1965 on July 21, 2006 at 3:54 PM | link to this | reply

Ben, for info, read Schatz's comment!

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 3:42 PM | link to this | reply

Rcky, LOL...next time I go to the beach, the vinegar is coming with me! lol

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 3:41 PM | link to this | reply

Wow Schatz, thanks for the info!
But maybe I'll just bring vinegar to the beach...just in case!  LOL

posted by shelly_b on July 21, 2006 at 3:41 PM | link to this | reply

RMA is right, although a lifeguard should have some handy. Vinegar, I mean.
  1. First remove any adherent tentacles that will cause further delivery of venom. The tentacles should be lifted off the skin (don't scrape them off -- this causes further stings). Use a stick or some other object to remove the tentacle(s) so as not to get your fingers stung.
  2. Next, rinse the affected area with sea water to wash away any adherent nematocysts. DO NOT use fresh water, since this will activate the nematocysts. DO NOT scrub as this will only activate the nematocysts and cause further venom delivery.
  3. Nematocysts are inactivated by vinegar (or dilute acetic acid 5-10%). NOTE: If no vinegar is handy, then human urine will do in a pinch. If you have a choice in the matter, use a man's urine rather than a woman's urine. This is because females are more prone to occult urinary tract infections, thus introducing bacteria. Male urine is considered sterile, since men are much less likely to have a urinary tract infection.

posted by Schatz on July 21, 2006 at 3:32 PM | link to this | reply

It's not the salt in the urine, I believe it is the acidity...vinegar works
to but who brings vinegar to the beach? LOL

posted by RckyMtnActivist on July 21, 2006 at 3:30 PM | link to this | reply

Urine is sterile. Maybe that's what it is-you don't want salt, ie ocean
water, and pee is usually readily available and sterile, thus safe and soothing. LMAO!! I'm going to ask.com to put this to rest. BRB

posted by Schatz on July 21, 2006 at 3:26 PM | link to this | reply

Doesn't sea water do the trick if its only about the salt? I don't know. Lol.

(B)

posted by A-and-B on July 21, 2006 at 3:24 PM | link to this | reply

Hi Shelly....I lived in Fla. for a couple of years and that is very true...
one of my friends got stung and that is exactly what we did, not me...one of the guys. LOL

posted by RckyMtnActivist on July 21, 2006 at 3:18 PM | link to this | reply

Hmmmmmmm. This is all quite odd. Tinkled on? Wow. We have a picture
of our oldest when she was just over one year old. She was naked at the beach and when I asked her to smile for the camera she did-just as she peed on my husband's foot. It's a treasured family photo that always makes her ask, "But WHY did I pee-pee on daddy's foot?!"

posted by Schatz on July 21, 2006 at 3:16 PM | link to this | reply

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