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Happier maybe,
but saner? Seriously doubt it.
So you're still doing good  

posted by Afzal_Sunny7 on July 10, 2006 at 3:06 PM | link to this | reply

Two other possibilities
  1. They were aliens from another planet and what you saw as humping was really them looking for their misplaced saucer keys
  2. They were actors in an upcoming Stephen King Made for TV Movie.

posted by archiew on July 10, 2006 at 3:01 PM | link to this | reply

damn!!!
you'd better get yourself a publisher
you h ave a best seller on your hands
i have scoured all you've written
my god it's one of the best things i've readin a long time.,,
but you have to understand
people are fascnated with fucked up lives
makes theirs look so clean by comparison
thing is we all lead fucked up lives
the rich have thier money to smooth it over
put all this together, get a publisher, write the best seller
and you'll have money too.,
thenyou'll look at all those people with fucked up lives and be glad you aren't one of them.

but seriously
your life is not really all that much different from the rest of us.
many people cover it all up.

i really do love that you're on blogit.
even though you hate  your life, i love reading about it.,

little hint here -- everything in your life is part of building a person.

you are a take charge type.
that's important.

bout your kids -- and their dad -- check  with a prison counselor on that one
also, later, they'll see what he really is -- they won't look up to him one day.

posted by Xeno-x on July 10, 2006 at 2:56 PM | link to this | reply

well, all right

posted by Xeno-x on July 10, 2006 at 5:55 AM | link to this | reply

Sooo...

Two ugly people groping in a pool,

two ugly people thinking they're cool,

right there a relationship was forming,

did anyone issue a tsunami warning?

posted by food4thought on July 9, 2006 at 5:55 PM | link to this | reply

wtf? what happened to your sis?????
were they mutants FAT? if they were, you're allowed to shoot them.

posted by fwmystic on July 8, 2006 at 10:03 AM | link to this | reply

Dave - I agree. I don't think I'm a bitch just because I don't like to see
vermin mate...

posted by Kiddo75 on July 7, 2006 at 5:21 PM | link to this | reply

bel 1965 - lol... thank you....

posted by Kiddo75 on July 7, 2006 at 5:19 PM | link to this | reply

captain gulliver - don't hurt the pool. It's not the kids fault ugly
found another way to disgust and taint outdoor recreational pastimes we all know and love.... or used to.

posted by Kiddo75 on July 7, 2006 at 5:17 PM | link to this | reply

mademoiselle.... thank you for that. I take that as a high compliment!

posted by Kiddo75 on July 7, 2006 at 5:10 PM | link to this | reply

Xeno-x...feel free to spill on my blog any day my friend... I enjoy it...

posted by Kiddo75 on July 7, 2006 at 5:09 PM | link to this | reply

i am sad that you aren't happy
you gotta learn to be happy.
don't know how you can do that
i can just think of the one period in my own life that was the pits -- 2nd wife and I split up -- I tried to get back together -- she didn't give a good shit.
I thought of commiting suicied.
got through that.
don't have things the way i want -- never really have
is it that i've just gotten used to it?
don't know.
just said its pretty stupid to let things get me down.
after that bout with my self-destructive self, everything looked a hell of a lot better --simply in comparison.
look who's being analyzed here anyway?  I meanlike who's spilling their guts about their rottenlife?
and here I am doing the same -- spilling my guts -- and this is supposed to be YOUR blog.

posted by Xeno-x on July 7, 2006 at 4:52 PM | link to this | reply

Yikes...Kiddo...where do you live anyway? LOL

Instead of being in the kiddie pool it seems like they are at the low end of the gene pool! LOL  BTW, don't sell yourself short...you are definitely a member of the "pretty" ones!

posted by RckyMtnActivist on July 7, 2006 at 11:51 AM | link to this | reply

Kiddo...ewwwwwwww!

I can't git that image out of my head now!

Fine, now I have to go and burn Mr. Man's kiddie pool.  I hope you're happy.  He's bawling right now because Daddy burned his pool, but I simply can't look at it anymore!

 

posted by Captain_Gulliver on July 7, 2006 at 11:46 AM | link to this | reply

No you're not a bitch
But there is certainly merit in knowing that you're not a mutant.  Or better yet, that you'll never be having mutant sex (hopefully) in a kiddie pool.  I see ugly people making out all the time and I just keep telling myself that ugly people are only allowed to find other ugly people, otherwise the good looking person must be blind.

posted by DaveInCharleston on July 7, 2006 at 7:59 AM | link to this | reply

Ewww Yuck EWWWWWWWWWWWWw
Now I need to go wash my mind out of the visual.  BTW,  I happen to think you are adorable!

posted by bel_1965 on July 7, 2006 at 5:56 AM | link to this | reply

I read this, and sat there for a moment just stunned.
Then I started cracking up, as though I discovered I was the last person on earth.

This may well be the funniest thing I've ever read. It hits so well on all levels.

My young friend, you are a genius. I'm deadly serious, even though I'm still laughing my ass off.

It reminds me of a moment when I was playing bass in a country band in Atlanta about 15 years or so ago. The scene was a nasty little honky tonk; the zoids had come out of the hills of Deliverance to whoop it up for the night. We started playing a slow song -- Keith Whitley's "Don't Close Your Eyes," maybe, and they all hit the dance floor, pawing, grubbing, grabbing, squeezing. That's when the guitar player leaned over to me and whispered,"God damn; I hate it when ugly people kiss."

That still wasn't as funny to me as this!

posted by strat on July 7, 2006 at 5:50 AM | link to this | reply

Who cares about coming off as a bitch?

At any rate, it's quite true that the only thing worse than an ugly person, is an ugly person who is inexplicably, inconceivably, infuriatingly happy with herself.  It almost makes you want to tear all your hair out.  Or, better yet, her hair out.

"It is not enough that I succeed ...
others must fail!"

posted by Mademoiselle on July 6, 2006 at 11:31 PM | link to this | reply