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Well if she cooks good food she's suitable for marriage

posted by adventurer02 on February 22, 2016 at 1:41 AM | link to this | reply

Pat

If Carl says it doesn't taste like his mother's it's a good thing. Literally her cooking is the thing that caused dread for any given holiday when she was still in our lives. Carl just likes the taste of his foot LOL!

posted by bel_1965 on July 4, 2006 at 4:03 PM | link to this | reply

The first time my first ex said

"that doesn't taste like Mom's..." I turned off the stove, sat him down across from the empty table, and told him that was the worst thing a man could say to his wife, and that it would lead to hurt feelings, arguments, pouting, and a blanket shortage, because one of us was going to be sleeping on the couch. I explained further that I was just learning, taking my first baby steps at wifery and cooking, and it would be very much appreciated if he would find something nice to say, even if the potatoes were burned and the meat was seasoned wrong and the pie crust wasn't flaky and tender... Sadly, he paid no heed.

posted by Pat_B on July 4, 2006 at 3:40 PM | link to this | reply

Blackcat

We really must wonder what is wrong with us when they say stupid crap like that shouldn't we? In his feeble defense here, I WAS complaining that I hated my butt. Someone forgot to tell him that the proper response was "I love your butt, don't change a thing" LOL!

posted by bel_1965 on July 3, 2006 at 9:03 PM | link to this | reply

hahahhahahaa... I loved this one...

You should do butt exercises. -- Yes and maybe I should roll over in the middle of the night and accidently let my knee hit your groin.

Men. But we love them anyways. LOL

posted by -blackcat on July 3, 2006 at 8:56 PM | link to this | reply

Passion

With pleasure!!!

posted by bel_1965 on July 3, 2006 at 5:31 PM | link to this | reply

Fourcats

I hope his friend knocked him over the head with that record!

posted by bel_1965 on July 3, 2006 at 5:31 PM | link to this | reply

i had a boyfriend once who, while we were flipping through records at a

swap meet and came across a blondie record with debbie harry on the front, turned to me in front of everybody shopping and said, "why can't you look more like that?". i didn't have to say anything, his male friend immediately jumped to my defense but ouch! that hurt!

posted by fourcats on July 3, 2006 at 4:17 PM | link to this | reply

Oh boy! You've got your hands full with this one.

I'm sure he's worth it though. but the next time he compares your cooking to his mom's (or any other woman), I want you to slap him up side the head and say, "That one was for Passionflower!