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WWW, it's why I began answering the emails. ANGER. There were 50 to every family email.
posted by
benzinha
on October 13, 2003 at 2:36 PM
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benzinha:
Maybe I should write those spammers a letter about that, then, eh? Don't think that could be farther from the mark! It is annoying when those emails outnumber the ones from friends and family, though, isn't it?
And hey, you called me "WWM"!! 
You can stick with WWW, if you want, though - You and LadyK (and Bobbieo, I think) Funny, that was the first thing I noticed about your comment, even before the hermaphrodite bit!! 
posted by
WonkyWordsMistress
on October 13, 2003 at 2:34 PM
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WWM, they think you're a small breasted, small 'dingo'd' (my sister's word) hermaphrodite?
posted by
benzinha
on October 13, 2003 at 2:22 PM
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benzinha:
Um...I get emails for penis AND breast enlargements...what do you suppose they think I am?? Or maybe I'm just on all the lists!
posted by
WonkyWordsMistress
on October 13, 2003 at 2:19 PM
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More ridiculous spam
I received two emails today that caught my eye. The first was from a young lady named Jessica, and the subject proclaimed "Wild, wild moms". This intrigued me, as I picture myself someday being a wild, wild mom. You know, living like Tarzan and Jane in the jungle, having a number of children but still fighting tigers in my spare time, so my kids have something to brag about to their friends. The second was from Lisa, and the subject contained a number of words that I won't repeat here, but what shocked me the most was that every single word was misspelled. I felt sorry for the poor girl, so I looked up cheap, online English courses and emailed her a whole page full of links.
posted by
Aryllis
on August 19, 2003 at 7:51 PM
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majroj, your Gorbachov image is stuck in my mind and I can't get it out!!!
posted by
benzinha
on August 18, 2003 at 9:59 PM
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Gorbachev in a Russian Speedo
No help needed there.
posted by
majroj
on August 18, 2003 at 9:44 PM
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yulichka, you see what I mean? You understand. They send the wrong yet pertinent info to
just the wrong person. If I had known, I would have forwarded it to you.....if it comes back, I shall do just that.
posted by
benzinha
on August 18, 2003 at 2:57 PM
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I'd like to fill up my swim trunks!
Oh shucks, they always send just the right emails to just the wrong people. Oy!
posted by
yulichka
on August 18, 2003 at 2:36 PM
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msaries, spammers have all sorts of crazy notions about all of us, don't they?
Today they offered to improve my 'bed' experience. Dunno if they were offering me a nice young fellow, a new mattress cover or one of those craftmatic thingies that do everything except read out loud to you. I was really afraid to open that email, so I didn't.
posted by
benzinha
on August 18, 2003 at 1:45 PM
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Somehow, the spammers got an erroneous notion that I'm an US veteran.
I
've never fought for anything except rankings on BN.
posted by
msaries
on August 17, 2003 at 5:35 PM
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Maple, your understanding is so greatly appreciated. Like minds, and all that......
posted by
benzinha
on August 17, 2003 at 2:42 PM
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Well, I declare, that's so darn stupid. You'd think they'd want to save the stamps, wouldn't you! Willow just moved her whole family to Florida to be by her and she took me to the beach and I never seen so much flabby flesh in one place. I'm glad she didn't bring Granny Sweet Gum or Grandpa Cypress 'cause they woulda' gone wild about the sins of the flesh and oh boy, golly. People had things floppin' in the breeze. My eyeballs fair fell out'a my head. Boy, golly, yore right. Americans have more than plenty to stuff into two or three bathin' outfits at the same time. We was window gazin' in a shop on the beach. I couldn't believe the price tag on the floss they had up for sale. Two pieces of string for $75.00. Shoot fire, I could make my whole year's wardrobe for that amount of money. The world's a crazy place ain't it?
Willow's Sister Maple
posted by
Gentle-Willow
on August 17, 2003 at 8:01 AM
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