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maybe Limbo?
there's songs and limbo sticks and all that -- and with all that going on i'd think that's where the real party is
but i'm kept in limbo every day so it wouldn't be too much different
posted by
Xeno-x
on February 8, 2006 at 6:36 AM
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The wonders of where I'm goin'
are far to wonderful to describe Ariala, I assure you of that.
posted by
CrimsonCarouse
on February 7, 2006 at 11:17 PM
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Crimson, you'll have to do better than that to tempt me.
posted by
Ariala
on February 7, 2006 at 7:44 PM
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Don't forget everyone else Ariala
there will be lots of people there! Even Sammy Davis Jr.
posted by
CrimsonCarouse
on February 7, 2006 at 7:38 PM
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Crimson, how sweet that you want me to party with you and Satan.
posted by
Ariala
on February 7, 2006 at 5:16 PM
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Go with Catholicism
It isn't often you'll hear me say that, but at least that way you can always buy your way into heaven. It's a pretty sure bet. Now if I can only find a way to get Satanists into heaven! I'd like to be there when Ariala arrives so I can show her that it's not such a great place after all, then I'll show her where the real party is!
posted by
CrimsonCarouse
on February 7, 2006 at 5:13 PM
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Captain Gulliver
beautiful comment
posted by
Xeno-x
on February 7, 2006 at 9:28 AM
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I say, 'Let God do God's job...I'll do mine."
I’m one of those Evangelicals who feel like most Evangelicals give the rest of us Evangelicals a bad name. Let me re-read that…I think I lost myself…ok…there I am…back on track…that was kind of confusing. Sorry.
No, but seriously, I try to live my life with the knowledge I believe I’ve been given. God will hold me accountable for that. He won’t hold me accountable for what he gave you, or what someone who lived a thousand years ago knew, but what he gave me. I answer for my actions and my choices and I leave all this judgment talk for God to work out. I won’t say that Catholics won’t get into Heaven. Here is the real shocker that will elicit a lot of anger from my fellow Evangelicals; I won’t even say that practicing Jews won’t get into heaven. I will say that sin destroys lives, and the only way to find peace in this mad, crazy world is to make peace with God first. I believe that the only way to have that peace is to allow Jesus’ sacrifice to represent you. Are Catholics covered by Jesus’ sacrifice? Most probably are. Some aren’t. Are Evangelicals covered by Jesus’ sacrifice? Most probably are. Some aren’t. But the true condition of a person’s heart is impossible for me to say for sure. That’s why I leave it in God’s hands. I’ll just tell people where I have found peace, and encourage them to look in the same place. I heard it said that Christians are just “Blind, poor beggars telling other blind, poor beggars where we found some bread to eat.”
posted by
Captain_Gulliver
on February 7, 2006 at 9:26 AM
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Xeno-x
Nope I sure can't. I think its all pretty silly myself. Your point is exactly why I don't "belong" to any of them. ...and I have been both a Catholic and an Evangelical, and left both. I don't join that which shuts others out.
posted by
MysticGmekeepr
on February 6, 2006 at 12:34 PM
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bud-oracle
what a cool solution
actually i do have half of it covered since i was saved at a Baptist Church.
just not a baptized Catholic.
but maybe i need saving again .. . . dunno
thank you for commenting.
posted by
Xeno-x
on February 3, 2006 at 6:39 AM
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Xeno-x, your a fool, the answer is simple and starring you in the face.
Do like I did, I was forcibly batized like all good catholic children are. thgen Later in Life I accepted christ and was baptized in the full gospel herd. That way you have it all covered and you can't be kept out of the pasture no matter what.
posted by
Bud-Oracle
on February 3, 2006 at 6:27 AM
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if you'll shoot me
than i'll report back
posted by
Xeno-x
on January 30, 2006 at 3:44 PM
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How about I shoot you before the decision and then you can report back to
us where you went?
posted by
Ariala
on January 30, 2006 at 2:24 PM
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