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So that's what went on in all those
John Wayne type westerns. Just wait until I tell my mom this! She is still getting over Rock Hudson coming out of the closet!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on January 28, 2006 at 6:28 AM
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Joe
I know you've been waiting for someone to notice your Chicken Little funny.....so, I won't disappoint you....what a hoot! Of course, it topped off another of your usual hilarious adventures you were kind enough to take us along on......
posted by
Krisles
on January 26, 2006 at 8:30 AM
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You are sooo funny...
well, from here anyway...I can really identify with your Monster, because I dated your straight counterpart for a few years. I completely understand his side of it, but it is hilarious to me now
posted by
FactorFiction
on January 25, 2006 at 5:21 PM
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LMAO! Lucky I was reading this in bed cos I was rolling around laughing! I can't wait to read the next bits...
posted by
Ca88andra
on January 25, 2006 at 2:35 PM
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Thank you for commenting. What you said might sound like a joke, but the truth is that Cameroon is on the brink of a civil. If the economy deteriorates further, it is certain that it will hit the headlines of the International media outfits. Especially those of the doom and gloom section. Once again thank you and God Bless.
posted by
Flame-thrower
on January 25, 2006 at 12:37 PM
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Awwww, Joe!
First of all, I'm glad you made it to the movie in one piece, given Monster's acceleration! Secondly, I have an invitation from one of my gay friends to see it with him. So, thirdly ... am I going to get warning glances from him if I exhort to the ticket taker that we're a
straight couple? Hmmmm! I think I'd better drive!
posted by
Georgia
on January 24, 2006 at 6:47 PM
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or even funny not funy
posted by
Azur
on January 24, 2006 at 5:23 PM
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I loved, loved, loved this
More queens than ... hilarious. Spacey being in London doesn't count. Funy. He is now one of the drama queens of London, is he not?
This made me want to be in the line and watch it all.
posted by
Azur
on January 24, 2006 at 5:23 PM
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Next time can I go to the movies with you?
Tell The Monster to loosen up...hell we only live once and one of the best things about it is watching the shock on other's faces as we say something completely inappropriate!
posted by
Bel_
on January 24, 2006 at 4:00 PM
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joleen
I agree. Watching the actors AND actresses pull off their rolls so successful was almost as interesting as the movie itself.
posted by
Joe_Love
on January 24, 2006 at 3:44 PM
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Joe
Great piece of writing. I enjoy reading your posts.
posted by
avant-garde
on January 24, 2006 at 1:49 PM
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Joe, I'm just glad I wasn't sipping my coffee
because even so I kept spluttering with barely restrained hilarity (I'm at work).
You little monster. 
posted by
curator
on January 24, 2006 at 1:19 PM
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I was hoping for some excitement when I went...
...wish you had been there... people are too serious and need to enjoy each other more. It is okay to share a love story that men so rarely tell. I cried. Those guys did a great job, don't you think?
posted by
joleen
on January 24, 2006 at 1:01 PM
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At least he didn't leave you standing.
Is it really such a big deal for him? Tell him to come visit us in Pietermaritzburg. My brother and soon-to-be brother-in-law have been going out openly as a couple for months now. If the plaasjapies (That roughly means farm people) and good old boys here accept it, I can't see why the wouldn't in the US.
posted by
fionajean
on January 24, 2006 at 3:47 AM
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Joe Love
You a wild man and I betcha he thinks you da monster in that relationship.-;)
posted by
WileyJohn
on January 23, 2006 at 10:35 PM
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Joe_Love,
You didn't! (Well, I'm pretty sure that you did), but that is too funny! The local paper wrote up a piece in today's paper about all the supposedly straight westerns that had "homoerotic subtexts". I don't know about that, but I will watch "The Virginian" and "Rio Bravo" with a new eye. I have not seen Brokeback Mountain...just don't get out to that many movies right now (but surely it will be out on Netflix any day now). Shame on you, taunting the Poor Monster like that..you'll give him a complex!
posted by
Blanche.
on January 23, 2006 at 9:34 PM
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Joe
Very funny stuff. All I can say is that little red car must have been
smokin' by the time it reached the city.... You were merciless with the Monster. Looking forward to the next part... Okay, I confess...I'm going to have to Google "hagged-out."
posted by
Lensman
on January 23, 2006 at 9:17 PM
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Joe, You crack me up...
another great story...rock on man...
posted by
jimmy68
on January 23, 2006 at 8:54 PM
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um...ok. but can we watch it at home on DVD together?
cos I was planning on doing that
posted by
Meringue
on January 23, 2006 at 7:03 PM
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Joe,
I'm wondering if The Monster is even talking to you right now. LOL I wished you and my friend Bruce could meet. Talk about some wild chaos. 
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on January 23, 2006 at 4:13 PM
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The Monster may not
have found it funny but I certainly did.
posted by
malcolm
on January 23, 2006 at 9:36 AM
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Oh Dear,
you are very funny. I loved this - I am waiting for pt.2.
posted by
MerryAnne
on January 23, 2006 at 9:02 AM
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Haha, JoeLove....I hope The Monster at least sprung for a huge bucket of...
Popcorn and junk.....This was very entertaining as usual, and I chuckled about Kevin Spacey, too...lol....I am glad you are comfortable in your own skin, Joe. Good for you.
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on January 23, 2006 at 8:30 AM
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Joe, I love your Monster...
just shows to go you that there are uptight conservatives in every segment of the social order. Especially loved the comment "more queens than you'd find at a Pinochle tournament." May I borrow that one? BTW, what ever happened with the puppies? :)pat
posted by
Pat_B
on January 23, 2006 at 7:24 AM
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Lol, well at least he didn't leave you stranded
Looking forward to the rest of the story JoeLove.
posted by
Katray2
on January 23, 2006 at 6:17 AM
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LOL Joe!!
Here's my suggestion....go to see Capote!! LOL! But seriously...Capote is a fantastic movie..Oscar material!! Your writing creates great visuals!!
posted by
ginnieb
on January 23, 2006 at 6:17 AM
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Well, I thought it was fabulous!
Reading your posts always reminds me of, "Birdcage", one of my favorite movies.
posted by
anglofinspirtion
on January 23, 2006 at 6:13 AM
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Joe,
is The Monster really the right partner for you? I'd think that a couple (be it hetero or gay) should be in one mind about most things. At least that's what I saw at home.
posted by
Nickie-Fleming
on January 23, 2006 at 2:24 AM
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Meringue
Unfortunately, this is a 3-parter. ack!!! Sorry, tried to write it in one entry, and it just didn't work out.
I will tell you this. . , I would not recommend going to this movie with your husband or boyfriend.
posted by
Joe_Love
on January 22, 2006 at 8:46 PM
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Lols...you have a way of writing that I really like:)
I have to catch this movie, everyone seems to be talking about it, and giving it rave reviews....did you and monster finally get to watch it?
posted by
Meringue
on January 22, 2006 at 8:31 PM
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