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Sorry you missed the bid and didn't get the car but you sure have a great semse of humor about it!

posted by BrightIrish on January 29, 2006 at 8:50 PM | link to this | reply

LOL! Joe you should have named this
Googling the Gutter Slut!

posted by Transcendental_Child on January 28, 2006 at 6:23 AM | link to this | reply

GutterSlut???
Sheesh--I wonder if I know her, lol!  ~LB~ xoxoxo

posted by Anony_Miss on January 26, 2006 at 12:40 PM | link to this | reply

Cawker?
Is that the guy what stuffs the goo roun' yer windows?  Gots a whole city of 'em?

posted by curator on January 25, 2006 at 8:24 AM | link to this | reply

Ewwwww!
Joe, I hate to bring this up, but she might even have a vanity plate made that says "MYBALL". 

posted by Georgia on January 24, 2006 at 6:52 PM | link to this | reply

How dare her...
Who needs a Suzuki in Kansas...Please.  I can picture all too clearly this scenario, having done most of my Christmas shopping that way.  I feel for ya.

posted by LifeByLisa on January 24, 2006 at 2:56 PM | link to this | reply

That darn slut!
How inconsiderate - Hunt her down and kill her.

posted by fionajean on January 24, 2006 at 3:55 AM | link to this | reply

Hi Ya Joe
I am sorry to hear of your loss. However it is good to know that you are not bitter or anything! ;)

posted by realitytherapy on January 22, 2006 at 9:15 AM | link to this | reply

Oh How I have missed you

Only you can put this kind of smile on my face on a sunday morning when I would really rather still be sleeping.

Of course I won't mention what gutterslut might be doing in the back of that Sidekick.

posted by Bel_ on January 22, 2006 at 8:08 AM | link to this | reply

Funny post
and one I absolutely had to read twice. I've been hit on auction items and many people in England get 'gazumped' by real estate agents when trying to buy property. They all belong in the gutter.

posted by malcolm on January 22, 2006 at 3:20 AM | link to this | reply

Well, there must be a better car just sitting there and waiting for you!

posted by Ca88andra on January 21, 2006 at 6:52 PM | link to this | reply

Hiya, Medusa , and good morning to you
I KNOW it wasn't an all-that-thera automobile.  But, a fresh lemon is better than an old, moldy one!!!  *grin*

posted by Joe_Love on January 21, 2006 at 8:18 AM | link to this | reply

Very funny, again....dear Joe.....That darn hag....lol....
I hate when that bid at the last second swoops down and nails you into the ground....Damn her. But like avant garde says, maybe the sidekick was a lemon....Who knows...love how you did the research on miss thing and found out where she lived...Hilarious, Joe...

posted by MedusaNextDoor on January 21, 2006 at 8:09 AM | link to this | reply

Hey Joe...

where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

"Goin' down to shoot that gutterslut, 'cause I caught her messin round with my auction man!"

Laughs Joe...peace...and I have started posting again, told you I would...

posted by jimmy68 on January 21, 2006 at 12:53 AM | link to this | reply

Agree with Other Comments

posted by Dr_JPT on January 20, 2006 at 8:27 PM | link to this | reply

Damn Joe Love
no wonder you're a little leery about anything connected with the name 'Suzuki' !!!!

posted by Nanaroo on January 20, 2006 at 6:25 PM | link to this | reply

That's a bummer Joe Love.
When I'm angry, I start trash talking too.  I hope you find a great vehicle and nobody outbids you.  Take care

posted by Flumpystalls3000 on January 20, 2006 at 4:18 PM | link to this | reply

Joe
Perhaps this car was a lemon, and she was your angel.

posted by avant-garde on January 20, 2006 at 1:11 PM | link to this | reply

Thanks, Joe Love...
for the well-told and funny story. Next time you're in Kansas, stop by and I'll make you a latte... :)

posted by Pat_B on January 20, 2006 at 8:42 AM | link to this | reply

I love laughing in the morning, Joe_Love,
It sets the tone for the day.   You started me off right with this post.   

posted by TAPS. on January 20, 2006 at 7:18 AM | link to this | reply

LOL Joe!!
Now see..if you'd won the bid you wouldn't have all these bloggers laughing!!  Now that's much better than a car right??  LOL...I'm running away now....don't think I'd want to say that to your face!!  Hehe!!! 

posted by ginnieb on January 20, 2006 at 6:51 AM | link to this | reply

Joe,
....................very entertaining and fun to read !!!!!!!

posted by Jaxson-Pete on January 20, 2006 at 6:27 AM | link to this | reply

Joe Love

Your writing makes a person feel like their sitting right next to you during the whole ordeal......

outstanding work!

posted by Corbin_Dallas on January 20, 2006 at 6:26 AM | link to this | reply

Road trip!
Who wants to go see the ball of twine and Joe's sidekick? (I figure both should be easy to find in small town KS.)

posted by FactorFiction on January 20, 2006 at 6:00 AM | link to this | reply

I use auctionsniper
I have no friends. Are the two linked?

posted by wislon on January 20, 2006 at 5:49 AM | link to this | reply

Joe,
unfortunately, that's the way these auctions work! I've often heard from my Dutch friends that they've been outbid by other only seconds after their final bid. Aren't there garages around where you live, which sell second hand cars?

posted by Nickie-Fleming on January 20, 2006 at 2:24 AM | link to this | reply

Joe_Love,
The nerve of that woman!  She put in her bid in the last few seconds, completely out of the blue.... Ah, well, it wasn't meant to be.

posted by Blanche. on January 19, 2006 at 11:06 PM | link to this | reply

awww! so sorry! Lets go unwind the string!

posted by Whacky on January 19, 2006 at 11:00 PM | link to this | reply

Joe

Now why didn't you put a snipe on that auction? Some some damm slut is going to be driving in a small town past a ball of twine everyday!

I am sorry Joe...it happens!!

posted by Offy on January 19, 2006 at 9:38 PM | link to this | reply

Joe,

Man I am so sorry to hear this.  Shadow

posted by Keshet on January 19, 2006 at 9:25 PM | link to this | reply

It's the little touches I enjoy such as:
the population of 504.

And the  ball of twine.  What a slutter gut!

Loved it!

posted by Azur on January 19, 2006 at 9:06 PM | link to this | reply

missed out by a whisker
Wow you captures the at-your-desk adrenalin rush of online auctions so well. I love this piece. (By the way I did have a little peek at your message and I did write a little every day at the beach. So thanks)

posted by MsVision on January 19, 2006 at 9:03 PM | link to this | reply

Joe
Truly a wicked act by a wicked person.  May your next bid the one that closes the deal.

-smartdog

posted by smartdog_670 on January 19, 2006 at 8:58 PM | link to this | reply

ROFLMAO
I'm sorry you lost your car, but gawddam that was funny!

posted by MerryAnne on January 19, 2006 at 8:19 PM | link to this | reply