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Interesting names your cats have!
posted by
Ichi
on May 29, 2006 at 6:34 AM
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I'm more of a dog person myself
I don't have any pets right now, but my boyfriend has a cat at his place.
Have you ever stepped, bare footed, in mouse or baby bunny guts as you step out the door to get the morning paper (before you've even had your coffee or tea)? Trust me, it's really disgusting!
And the freakin' feline has worms - which requires costly medication to treat!
posted by
rr2hsam
on January 4, 2006 at 2:02 PM
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ahhhh how cute....you know you like them really.
posted by
_Symphony_
on December 31, 2005 at 4:13 AM
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Awww....
...you old softie.
Happy New Year, Chris!
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posted by
DamonLeigh
on December 30, 2005 at 2:50 AM
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hehe
My brother and his wife have three cats. Two so they would keep each other company. One ran away but came back after he was replaced. Now they also have two little girls and are getting a little tired of cats and cat hair and cat litter. Recently my sister-in-law turned to my brother and said, I quote, "They are going to live a Long Time, aren't they?" My husband, ever the cat lover, suggested that he could speed it up a little if they'd like...
posted by
FactorFiction
on December 19, 2005 at 10:02 AM
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The ginger bastard is really cute.
I bet it always cuddles up to you 'cos it knows you don't like it. As they say, stroke your pussy every day and it'll be content and leave you alone.
posted by
fionajean
on December 19, 2005 at 9:49 AM
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I think most pay as much as the pussy itself thinks its worth. That's
why ugly women, whores, fat women, ugly fat whores...tend to get laid a whole bunch. That low self esteem slashes prices in half! As far as cat pussy - I'm not a cat person...so I wouldn't pay a dime. You poor thing, a vet bill. Ugh.
posted by
Kiddo75
on December 17, 2005 at 6:39 AM
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I'm glad your cat's okay,
even if you don't like them.
I've always loved animals--except snakes.
posted by
songbirdshafer
on December 16, 2005 at 6:01 PM
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Huh?
What the hell, man! I need some of your energy (or whatever you're on) in my crotchety old gas tank!
posted by
AllergicHobbit
on December 16, 2005 at 2:49 PM
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Chris, you sick puppy, LOL
posted by
Ariala
on December 16, 2005 at 11:06 AM
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Good. I was afraid they'd smell like flounder.
Which can be a real turn-off, if you're not drunk.
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Let's wipe.
posted by
mark2556
on December 16, 2005 at 10:55 AM
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They smell like warm tuna
and bits of toilet paper stuck in your teeth. Kind of erotic, really...
posted by
chris2303
on December 16, 2005 at 10:41 AM
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Why aren't they using the orange dildo?
Your cats, like all pussy, are morons. What do they smell like?
posted by
mark2556
on December 16, 2005 at 10:39 AM
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OFFBEATS
You're far too kind, and I like the idea of being PM. It's something I'm very interested in being, just as soon I get out of jail.
posted by
chris2303
on December 16, 2005 at 10:38 AM
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Chris
Your poor pussy! You know there are very few people who can make me piss my pants, you are one of them. I don't know what you do for a living, but there are people like me that would pay good money for this type of entertainment...
I was thinking last night that maybe you should forget the small stuff and become the new PM!!
posted by
Offy
on December 16, 2005 at 10:27 AM
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blackcat30
Well I suppose I would have had to pay for a shovel so I could scrape him off the road. And a bin bag of course...
posted by
chris2303
on December 16, 2005 at 10:21 AM
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LOL... well at least you didn't pay for a dead one. LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on December 16, 2005 at 10:18 AM
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