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strat
Oh man how I laughed when I read you comment. It was the bit where you doubted whether I was crooked...
posted by
chris2303
on December 16, 2005 at 10:12 AM
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Why aren't you UN Secretary-General, Chris?
Other than the fact that you are probably not that much of a crook.
posted by
strat
on December 16, 2005 at 6:16 AM
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Hairy mouth?
Nobody said anything about a hairy mouth. Now my loins surge for Iran. Me so horny.
posted by
mark2556
on December 16, 2005 at 5:32 AM
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Darkride
I'm sure the English (or at least one of them) (that being me) will help take care of the sheep.
As for the Iranian president, he was pretty much up for a bombing even if he did keep his hairy mouth shut. Can't have that pesky Euro dumping all over the petrodollar...
posted by
chris2303
on December 16, 2005 at 4:39 AM
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Dyna jyst maestir crintach
besides, the Jews will not look after the sheep with the same care. A place fo everything (or everyone) and everything in its place! The Pres. of Iran is front runner for ass of the year.
posted by
Darkride
on December 15, 2005 at 1:47 PM
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mark
Yes the hats are sexy...I think they're the reason vintage lesbian pornography will always be popular. Well, that and the no holds barred bondage that goes on.
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:50 AM
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Please, no LOL's ~
That's so totally gay. Blogit. Same thing.
Is it just me or are those hats really, really sexy? Damn. Touch me.
posted by
mark2556
on December 15, 2005 at 11:46 AM
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mark
If I was like these other pathetic mortals I would have said LOL to that picture. Grease me up and kiss me long time
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:44 AM
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blackcat30
No it's OK....you already have Mexicans and Canadians to deal with. Besides, it would be a shame to get rid of the strippers
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:42 AM
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Make sure they're kosher.
It's the holiday season, after all.
posted by
mark2556
on December 15, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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I'm sure Long Island could fit a few more. Just turn a few strip malls
into condos. Plenty of room.
posted by
-blackcat
on December 15, 2005 at 11:33 AM
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Me so horny...
that's it, I'm breaking open the special lard and having me some thinking time with those fat, juicy legs.
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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Damn Welsh swine ~
Here are the hot-n-horny babes...
Damn. Double damn.....
posted by
mark2556
on December 15, 2005 at 11:28 AM
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Ariala
Yes I have, and as soon as I get out of jail I'm going to apply for a position.
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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mark
Luckily the beauty of lard makes even the harsh turn smooth, even if it doesn't protect against excrement.
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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Chris, you're right...yours was more realistic. Have you thought about
running for Parliment?
posted by
Ariala
on December 15, 2005 at 11:22 AM
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That's a bit harsh on all our fine lard products, isn't it?
Still, look at them hooters. Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
posted by
mark2556
on December 15, 2005 at 11:15 AM
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Ariala
I liked my idea better. Yours was just silly, and would never happen in real life.
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:15 AM
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This is disturbing indeed. I say shave the Iranians, melt the Welch into
kosher lard and send the Jews to Florida. It's a win win situation all the way around. Keep the sheep in England though.
posted by
Ariala
on December 15, 2005 at 11:12 AM
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mark
Well you can always protect yourself by exchanging them for Welsh people.
Yeah, hairy armed Iranians don't sound so bad now, eh? Sorry about the Canadians, though....
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 11:09 AM
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I thought they were all in Florida ~
Shit, that means Iran is gonna attack here any day. I don't even wanna think about Iranians storming the beaches of Miami. People that hairy just don't belong here. Like the Canadians.
posted by
mark2556
on December 15, 2005 at 11:04 AM
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OFFBEATS
Yeah I reckon the Jews can handle sheep. Sometimes the lard bit can be a bit messy but as you know, it's all worth it in the end. Thanks for coming...
posted by
chris2303
on December 15, 2005 at 10:56 AM
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Well, if the Jews know how to tend to the sheep, then this is a damm good counter offter!! Do the Welch know how to handle the lard? Very complex...your a wonderful mess! Too funny!
posted by
Offy
on December 15, 2005 at 10:52 AM
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