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Now, that's funny, Mr. Linguist.
posted by
saul_relative
on December 1, 2005 at 10:44 PM
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Proud Mary keep on Bawling
it's one thing if she's crying, but when she's crying blood I think we need to take it seriously. Statues dripping blood is just a very unpleasant prospect. Imagine the size of the tampon that the Statue of Liberty will require.
Hey, and let this be a lesson to all you virgins out there. You see what happens when you don't put out? You start bleeding from the eye sockets. Yeah, just think about it.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on November 29, 2005 at 8:07 AM
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