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posted by
Lensman
on January 2, 2006 at 10:56 PM
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No, Joe....not at all....I wish I were a man and could be your lover! 
You betcha....I'd notice every single detail of your boxers!
~Mama.Dragonfly487
posted by
Mama.Dragonfly
on January 2, 2006 at 10:54 PM
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MamaDragonfly
Couldn't help but notice your comment. So are you saying I'm a pig?
posted by
Lensman
on January 2, 2006 at 10:44 PM
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Joe_Love...LOVE your stuff!! Yeah, men are all the same....pigs, whether they are gay....or straight.....Happy Holidays, Man...and no, I ain't entirely dumped The Captain!
posted by
Mama.Dragonfly
on January 2, 2006 at 10:38 PM
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poor Joe
I hope you have a comfy couch. Happy New Year
posted by
MsVision
on December 28, 2005 at 5:04 AM
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u could have just hung it in the living room with a note.. this is Joe's! hahah
posted by
sunjae
on December 15, 2005 at 9:44 PM
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I don't have a partner and I still sleep on the couch at times. Of course those are the times I just can't be bothered going to bed...
posted by
Ca88andra
on December 3, 2005 at 6:31 PM
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Okay, Joe Love...What kind of undies does The Monster wear???
And why were you sacked out on the couch. You should have made him sleep on the couch for not getting your fliratious signals, darn it. Chicken salad sounds delish..
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on December 3, 2005 at 8:04 AM
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Hehe
It's somehow nice to know that men don't ignore us just because we are female...they ignore us because we're just a fixture like the couch or the toilet. This is how I used to feel during college football season. He has mellowed with age though...
posted by
FactorFiction
on November 30, 2005 at 7:45 AM
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How ungratifying!!!
I am so sorry that he cannot "take the bait," so to speak. How frustrating for you!!! Sexual frustration, anyone...? ;) ~LB~ xo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on November 28, 2005 at 3:47 PM
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Joe Love
I reckon that this much effort has not been made in taking over small nations, or launching big corporations from nothing
posted by
Azur
on November 28, 2005 at 12:45 PM
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Men, yeah...
we're really knotheads like that (just ask my wife).
posted by
AlPenwasser
on November 28, 2005 at 8:07 AM
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sounds like the monster's not worried
about the possibility that you'll pimp yourself out for $50 or that you'll display your slutty undergarments to any unsuitable person... Sounds like you've encountered a trusting soul and the idea of infidelity has never entered his head. You're going to have to take it up a notch -- buy
him something outrageous. :)
posted by
Pat_B
on November 25, 2005 at 6:49 AM
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Perhaps the content of your post will ruffle some feathers, don't you think so? Cheers
posted by
Flame-thrower
on November 24, 2005 at 2:27 PM
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Joe Love
Have a Happy Thanksgiving..........
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on November 24, 2005 at 8:18 AM
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JoeLove
Monster wasn't paying any attention, that just is not nice at all! If you have been on that couch for a month now, I bet he learns to pay better attention! Those boxers sound cute, maybe I should look them up and buy myself a pair huh???
posted by
Offy
on November 23, 2005 at 4:50 PM
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Joelove
Happy Thanksgiving! I will miss you! Thank you for all your lovely comments...hope I can go back to writing soon...Love Cosy
posted by
cosy
on November 23, 2005 at 4:43 PM
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Joe,
I think you're wasted on that Monster! He's like all guys, not very observant and sometimes rude. If you ever happen to be in Belgium, come and visit us: our house is only dominated by women (and no, we're not lesbian, just don't need a guy around the house - only to help us cut the branches of the trees, or other such chores, brute man power sometimes comes in handy...) But I guess we'd laugh a lot !!! We surely would notice your underwear and comment on it... You remember me of a friend I once had in Germany, he was called Fred, and we often pretended to be married. Lots of fun!
posted by
Nickie-Fleming
on November 23, 2005 at 1:52 PM
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LOL aww you poor thing!
Hope the sofa isn't too lumpy.
posted by
Whacky
on November 23, 2005 at 12:53 PM
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Joe Love
Good writing again. I must ask you if you've encountered spirit activity in that house of yours. It seems as though old farmhouses are frequent haunts.
posted by
avant-garde
on November 23, 2005 at 10:07 AM
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Joe, do you think he's just PRETENDING not to notice?
I mean, how could he miss THAT? Maybe he's got something up his sleeve ...
posted by
Georgia
on November 23, 2005 at 9:56 AM
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Somehow it's even the case with me that I do not have the eye for noticing
detail if it's not the kind of detail that interests me.
posted by
Straightforward
on November 23, 2005 at 9:54 AM
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Yikes!
I think I'm guilty! My beloved is constantly asking me things like, "What's different about me today?"
And I have to tell her whatever comes into my head, somehow failing to see that she's shaved her head bald, or is wearing bright red cat eye contacts, or is dressed in a great big purple Godzilla outfit.
And when I was a kid I wanted to be a detective...
Another great post, Joe!
posted by
strat
on November 23, 2005 at 6:51 AM
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tsk! typical. The Monster should be out on the couch, not you! Take those Big Dog shorts of yours and lay them on his pillow, under the blanket. See what happens then.
posted by
SilverMoon7
on November 23, 2005 at 6:39 AM
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that's a bit of a problem men have,
They're so unobservant. Next time, don't be so subtle. (I know - the plan was simple and should have worked.) Go and tell the monster to read your shorts.
posted by
fionajean
on November 23, 2005 at 6:31 AM
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Argh, Men!!
I once paraded around the house clad only in a see through nightie-naughty for an entire week-end. The most attention I got was: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout bringing me another beer?" That dude is so gone, Lol!
Great post Joe Love. Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
posted by
Katray2
on November 23, 2005 at 5:37 AM
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The Monster Is Such A MAN
that he has lost all sympathy from me. Don't feel bad he could have refused to go to the "adult" store with you because it was HUNTING SEASON!!! NO, I haven't let that one go even two years later.
posted by
Bel_
on November 22, 2005 at 10:30 PM
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Joe_Love
Don't feel bad, Bud, it happens in ALL relationships. I've been in the dog house so frequently lately, I can't even keep straight the reasons. It's a blur. Good luck, maybe the Monster will notice them eventually.
posted by
LifeByLisa
on November 22, 2005 at 7:27 PM
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You're killing me, Joe!!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on November 22, 2005 at 5:30 PM
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