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Yeah, undoubtedly, Xeno-x, it's imminent. That fundamentalist nutjob is
about as credible as Oral Roberts these days. I can hear him now: "Jesus is coming soon and, it may not be tomorrow, or the next day, but I'm saying soon, people. And he's not coming down in no fiery chariot, no, not in a hail of fire and flaming glory, no. He'll just be there, with a cane pole and a bobber, and he'll ask something like, "How're the fish bitin', Pat?" And I'll say, "Not too good, Jesus, since they started breeding them on farms and genetically altering them in some incestuous test tube laboratories, taking away your intelligent design. So we've sworn off fish, lord. Since you know all that, what's the pole for?" And Jesus will say, "Oh, Pat, the pole ain't for no fishin'! It's a salvation pole and I've come to do some canin'!" And the lord will then smite the sons of Baal and Sodom and Cain and Gomorrah! Hallelujah, amen, and pass the fried chicken!"
posted by
saul_relative
on November 11, 2005 at 1:13 PM
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actually i think
that mr. robertson is slowing declining in thinking processes.
his fanaticism is increasing.
i wouldn't doubt that soon he will begin some rant about some imminent "Second Coming".
or something like that.
that's radical.
posted by
Xeno-x
on November 11, 2005 at 7:12 AM
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