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JOE!!!!!!!
That was wickedly hillarious!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.. how do you live with yourself? HAHAHAHAHAH

posted by sunjae on November 16, 2005 at 1:47 AM | link to this | reply

Excellent ! Such an active imagination!

posted by Original_Influence on November 3, 2005 at 6:28 AM | link to this | reply

Joe
I can tell you two had fun writing this.  Really funny stuff and I can't think of a better ending for one obnoxious game show guest.  That'll teach him to leave his seat....

posted by Lensman on November 2, 2005 at 6:28 PM | link to this | reply

Your blog
is such great reading material. It's always a joy.

posted by malcolm on November 2, 2005 at 10:04 AM | link to this | reply

Wow, six dogs is a lot of work. You sure have
some lucky dogs.  What about dog clothes? And boarding?  And attention!?!  Good luck to you and Monster Joe Love.  What is your mother going to say?

posted by Flumpystalls3000 on November 1, 2005 at 5:20 PM | link to this | reply

Yayyyyy~!!
All four puppies get to stay with you and their mommy!!!!  Awesome!!!!  More pictures, PLEASE!!  You and Monster are the best parents EVER!!! 

posted by Georgia on October 31, 2005 at 4:39 PM | link to this | reply

L O L, Joe_Love!!!
VERY good!!!!  Loved it!  Oh--and just in case you didn't read my comments back to you on my blog--I have declared you my personal HERO today, since you found the book I wanted, online!!!  YAE for Joe_Love!!!  Not only is he a Fabulous WRITER, he is also a Fabulous--and CONSIDERATE reader!!!    ~LB~ xoxo

posted by Anony_Miss on October 31, 2005 at 1:59 PM | link to this | reply

the problem with all that livestock

and puppies are a form of livestock -- is that they demand attention: food, water, wipe-ups, walks, etc. You have to shop for them and walk them and train them to come when called and housebreak them...

When will you have time to write blogs and entertain all of us? 

posted by Pat_B on October 31, 2005 at 9:08 AM | link to this | reply

Awesome post...
Great story!!!! This kept me very entertained!

posted by kushie on October 31, 2005 at 8:01 AM | link to this | reply

ha ha ha....this was a great story....
I enjoy reading it very much.

posted by _Symphony_ on October 31, 2005 at 6:48 AM | link to this | reply

Good one, Joe!
Now, I'm afraid to daydream! 

posted by AlPenwasser on October 31, 2005 at 6:01 AM | link to this | reply

Nice to meet you, too.  First time I've seen your blog; I have not been here quite a month yet.  Now that I have seen your blog, I'm going to want to read it all.  How will I ever find time to write? 

posted by Tiel on October 30, 2005 at 7:38 PM | link to this | reply

Joe,

If Mike changes his mind, send puppies to me. I'll adopt all of them. shadow 

posted by Keshet on October 30, 2005 at 7:08 PM | link to this | reply

JoeLove....
Great writing.. I am left wondering what you would call a nightmare. Thanks, this is a great read!

posted by BrightIrish on October 30, 2005 at 6:15 PM | link to this | reply

Good one Joe LOL

but please do tell soon how the monster stole your youth.

posted by realitytherapy on October 30, 2005 at 2:41 PM | link to this | reply

hi my friend great wrk as always xxx

posted by mcbreeze on October 30, 2005 at 10:00 AM | link to this | reply

joe
and i thought you'd lose fans due to my affinity for senseless puppy violence.  i think i grossly underestimated the dementia of blogit.com.  i'm very pleasantly surprised.

posted by mikebrown on October 30, 2005 at 7:38 AM | link to this | reply

LOL

Joe, you've done gone and done it...your wit and imagination has sucessfully scared the hell out of the Deadman! I think I could better handle the vision of a full grown St. Bernard chomping on my goodies than the picture I am getting of two small pups taking their time with those itty-bitty needles for teeth...ugghhh!

lol, great post, Joe! I really like it!

posted by bwFrampton on October 30, 2005 at 3:49 AM | link to this | reply

Oh the horror!!
Lol...

posted by Katray2 on October 30, 2005 at 2:09 AM | link to this | reply

Only you could manage to write about puppies, Monsters, mothers, game shows and dead bodies in one post and make it entirely believable! BTW - did you bury the remains...

posted by Ca88andra on October 29, 2005 at 7:28 PM | link to this | reply

Even by voice mail mothers still know it all
A most excellent installment

posted by Azur on October 29, 2005 at 5:11 PM | link to this | reply

Joe_Love,
I like this game.  It's got thrille, spills, chills, and knifings from incidental members of the daydream, not to mention puppies.  Encore, encore.

posted by Blanche. on October 29, 2005 at 5:07 PM | link to this | reply

It's just not fair!
Why should you the Monster have all the babies!?  I want a dog, too....I've got puppy fever!

posted by UsualSuspect on October 29, 2005 at 4:14 PM | link to this | reply

joe
you can mail one of the pups to me.  just make sure you poke airholes in the envelope.

posted by mikebrown on October 29, 2005 at 6:44 AM | link to this | reply

krisles

you're right...there weren't any hot girls in this story.  i blame myself.

also, the brian the unicorn/mcconaughey stories aren't over just yet.  i'm just not writing them for awhile.  don't worry, the whole gang will be back soon enough.

posted by mikebrown on October 29, 2005 at 6:43 AM | link to this | reply

Joe_Love
Mask was here, read your tale, nearly wet herself, then made a quick exit! 

posted by Masky on October 29, 2005 at 5:52 AM | link to this | reply

Joe
gosh I'm not sure I could live with 6 dogs. good luck

posted by TissiBlake on October 29, 2005 at 5:17 AM | link to this | reply

Joe_Love
I'm getting in on this late....you're doing a co-write with Mikey? What a hoot! You know you might have a puppy with a horn suddenly start growin' out of it's head or have a neighbor show up with a light saber....no, wait!....he could have MM suddenly appear in the country....let's hope he's through with those folks and all we have to worry about is how he's going to get some hot women in here with the puppies...you have given him your rating guidelines, I assume....ummm, while he's around, see if you can get his banana bread recipe....

posted by Krisles on October 29, 2005 at 4:28 AM | link to this | reply

ginnieb
Ya know. . , now that you mention it. . , I should package all of them up and send them to Mike. In our agreement to do a story together, I gave him the 2nd and 4rth parts, therefore forking over the conclusion to HIM!! Look what HE did--stuck me with a total of 6 dogs!! He's delusional, I tell you. I should package them up and send them to him.

posted by Joe_Love on October 28, 2005 at 11:32 PM | link to this | reply

LOL!
I sitll think you should sell this to the networks and use your favorite bloggers as guests!

posted by Bel_ on October 28, 2005 at 10:15 PM | link to this | reply

So Mike death was for naught?
Poor Mike!!! I think he should have his choice of the litter! Hear that Mike?

posted by ginnieb on October 28, 2005 at 10:06 PM | link to this | reply

The_Libertine
omg!! You know, right now, after you count Sierra and Sinatra, I've got 6 dogs!! Now. . , when I take them outside and let the roam in the yard (or as they say in the country, "on the land"), I am always worried about hawks or cayotes or some other type of predator. . , so, I'm always having to keep my eye on these things. SIX OF THEM!!! You know how unreal THAT IS. And, the pups aren't even THAT old yet--they can't run THAT well yet. The aint all staying!!(uh-uh, no way, can't do it!!)

posted by Joe_Love on October 28, 2005 at 9:45 PM | link to this | reply

Oh thank goodnes.  I thought you'd lost your mind. I'm the world's biggest dog lover and I'd kill myself if I had 4 puppies!

posted by Holy_Grail on October 28, 2005 at 9:28 PM | link to this | reply

ginnieb
Oh, please!! Mikebrown is a little delusional there. LOL No way is this household keeping all four of them!!

posted by Joe_Love on October 28, 2005 at 9:04 PM | link to this | reply

OHHHHHHHH!!!
Now that's a wicked turn of events!! And keeping all 4 puppies??? You and Monster will permanently be in the dog house! Or is that the 'dog's house!' ;)

posted by ginnieb on October 28, 2005 at 8:59 PM | link to this | reply