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Military_Wife
OMG! What a totally funny story!! I wonder if you'll ever be able to look this chick in the face again!!
By the way, I think you were very crafty in the telling of this story. Though this story could have very well turned a lot of readers off if mishandled, you managed to tell your tale without being outright lewd. A fine job, if you ask me.
posted by
Joe_Love
on October 18, 2005 at 5:35 PM
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LOL I'm sure she WILL avoid you now! i just wonder how much she talks???
posted by
SilverMoon7
on October 13, 2005 at 3:57 AM
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Carl's Willy, the new defense against religious solicitors
I think I see a new website going up.....
posted by
MercurialGem
on October 12, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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word.smith
LOL! Maybe I will get lucky and she will just AVOID me.
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 4:26 PM
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LOL Pat!
I'll be happy to loan him out. Hmmm not sure how Carl will feel about that.
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 4:25 PM
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When she blushes when she sees you next, you'll know why.....
posted by
word.smith
on October 12, 2005 at 3:18 PM
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If you think it would work
to get rid of Jehovah's Witness missionaries, would you loan Willie to me next Monday? They're supposed to drop by. I love this story!!!
posted by
Pat_B
on October 12, 2005 at 3:17 PM
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Mercurial
LOL Have fun. Will post my story of the making of willy later.
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 1:29 PM
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WHAT?!?!?
Okay, I can't get my kids yet because I have to search for a Blog something about..."Molding Willy's.......Carl's Replica.......Veins......" 
Wow, your neighbor has seen Carl in a whole new way....I can't wait to tell my husband we can make clay models together! rofl
posted by
MercurialGem
on October 12, 2005 at 1:03 PM
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Shadow
Somehow that does not surprise me LOL!
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:50 AM
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Midnight
I need to double check and make sure it's not to graphic and then I will repost it.
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:49 AM
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Justsouno
I don't think I could have pulled it off at all had I realized it was sitting there.
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:49 AM
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Maggie
exactly what part kept you awake???
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:48 AM
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Mia
Maybe we should get you one. The next time you want your brother to move his truck just set it out....be assured he will RUN for that vehicle.
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:48 AM
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Strat
Can't wait for that story!
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:47 AM
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Ariala
But you are one of the bats we like LOL!
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:46 AM
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Avant
I have to admit I am a little embarrassed but honestly, it's more funny to me than anything.
Thanks
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:46 AM
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Mercurial
There is no missing what Willy is. It is an EXACT replica of Carl, veins lines in the skin and all. We actually made this before he left for Iraq. I posted on it. I have to go back and make sure the post isn't too MA and I'll repost the story later. Just do a web search for clone a willy and you will find it. I found the kit on ebay for alot less than the retailers sell it for.
posted by
Bel_
on October 12, 2005 at 10:45 AM
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OMG OMG OMG OMG
I can't stand unannounced visits!!! It is always the strange little neighbor. I would be SOOO embarrassed. What does willy look like? Are you SURE she knew what willy was? My husband travels often, YOU GUYS ROCK!
posted by
MercurialGem
on October 12, 2005 at 10:02 AM
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military wife
That was funny. Don't worry about it.
posted by
avant-garde
on October 12, 2005 at 7:47 AM
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strat, hey, be careful there...I'm among that group of bats!
posted by
Ariala
on October 12, 2005 at 7:40 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!! THat's the greatest thing I've ever heard!
Remind me to post about the old Marine colonel who found a pretty effective way to get rid of the old psycho bats from the Seventh Day Adventists.
posted by
strat
on October 12, 2005 at 7:38 AM
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Military_Wife
omigosh...hahaha
posted by
MiaElla
on October 12, 2005 at 7:37 AM
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Oh, MW, you did keep me awake for a long time last night. lol...
I don't know when I've laughed so hard. You, know, on second thought, I couldn't stand the pictures anyway. roflmao again. So funny!
We need another story like that - "laughter is good for the soul." 
posted by
MaggieMae
on October 12, 2005 at 7:08 AM
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Military Wife
That is the funniest thing I ever heard of. I dispise drop in company. I don't think you could have pulled that off nearly as well if it had not been accidental. That is so funny.
posted by
Justi
on October 12, 2005 at 1:53 AM
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Wifey,
Seems as if "clone a willie" stayed alert to ward off the somewhat unwelcomed neighbor....lol...always on the ready !!!!!!! I remember the original "clone a willie" story. I think you should do a repost, it's certainly worthy of it !!!!!!!
posted by
Jaxson-Pete
on October 11, 2005 at 11:29 PM
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MW,
Oh yeah, we definitely came from the same mold. My horns seem to have a mind of their own also. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 11, 2005 at 9:51 PM
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LOL!
NO, it's not a Martha Stewart halo it just won't go any further. It might be the horns that keep being pesky and popping up that keep it from working right.
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:40 PM
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MW,
Is there a sensor on there to notify the law should you attempt to move or leave the house? I was informed if I didn't start being nice, my halo would hit the bottom too. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 11, 2005 at 9:37 PM
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Shadow
I have a halo...but it seems to be stuck around my ankles and won't move! Damn thing is defective.
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:34 PM
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Katray
I wasn't sure if I should laugh or feel completely mortified when it was over...in the end, I doubt the woman will ever wake me up again LOL!
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:33 PM
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MW,
Innocent? Who me? Yeah, and I'll get out the halo and wings just in a minute. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 11, 2005 at 9:29 PM
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OMG, rolling here MilitaryWife!!
Absolutely rolling.
posted by
Katray2
on October 11, 2005 at 9:29 PM
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Shadow
So you are innocent too? I knew it!!!!
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:24 PM
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MW,
Snicker, snicker, hehe. Yep, you are my kind of chum for sure. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 11, 2005 at 9:23 PM
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Shadow
Who meeeeee? I'm innocent!
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:20 PM
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MW,
Too late. I can see those little old wheels turning now, hehe. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 11, 2005 at 9:17 PM
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Blackcat
EBAY!!!!!
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:06 PM
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Shadow
Don't go giving me any ideas LOL!
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:06 PM
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Twizliz
I am really lucky in regard to the net. My husband has net in his tent and his own line so it makes it tons easier for us. I know many posts and units don't have this option. I really think this is something the military should supply to all the troops, it's better for their morale and for the sanity of those that love them.
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:05 PM
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Maggie
I think we might pass on those pictures. Don't wanna make all the ladies jealous.
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:03 PM
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LOL Mike!
Carl did help!
posted by
Bel_
on October 11, 2005 at 9:02 PM
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eh, you can't please everyone.
so you might as well please yourself. in more ways than one.
posted by
mikebrown
on October 11, 2005 at 7:50 PM
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Hey, MW, how about a picture? lol (just kiddin')....
You are too funny, girl! I've got my "willie" right here 24/7, so I don't have your problem. roflmao... Oh well, whatever blows your skirt up, hey? lol
Don't get hurt! lol I won't be able to sleep now. Guess you won't have to worry about that lady coming in uninvited!
posted by
MaggieMae
on October 11, 2005 at 7:39 PM
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wow... that's really funny.
My boyfriend is over in Iraq right now, and I haven't been able to talk to him online in a while... dirty or clean or otherwise.
I wish I had known about that clone a willy a while ago! lmao
posted by
twizliz
on October 11, 2005 at 7:02 PM
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MW,
Now that's a original way to keep the Christians from baying at the door. I'll remember that the next time the Mormons or J. Witnesses clan show up harrassing me. LOL Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 11, 2005 at 6:55 PM
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ROFL ! this has definitely been one of the strangest days on blogit...
I've never even heard of "cloning a willy"... that's hysterical! LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on October 11, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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