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Offbeats, neh. I know how old she is!!
She couldn't get away with that. Besides, that's
your job! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 14, 2005 at 12:31 AM
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Spiffy
Too funny! Did you card em??
posted by
Offy
on September 13, 2005 at 10:28 AM
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Hi Symph!
Glad you liked it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:30 PM
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Temple,
Yeah, it's always so kick ass when the animals knock stuff over that crashes to the floor. Especially when you're on the phone. Can't get enough of that.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:28 PM
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LOL.....
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 12, 2005 at 3:47 AM
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kitty lippers.
ha.
See, right now my actual kitty lippers are chillin. Petie is sleeping next to me, head on the VCR remote control as if it were a pillow, holding my nail file like a teddy bear, half way on a book, snoring. Scrapper is half way on my stack of "to do" stuff in a fluffy circle and looks up, meows, and follows me every time I get up. Oh, and even though Petie is asleep, his tail is still in a curly Q at the end. Always. It's a quiet moment, but you know I feel your pain for the times when Scrapper is eating out of the food on the stove and Petie is knocking all the books on the bookshelf over and I'm talking business on the phone and can't scream at them. Maybe if you sing......
posted by
Temple
on September 10, 2005 at 11:50 PM
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benzinha, are you sure we don't have the same puppy??
OMG! It's the same thing with mine! She's a complete nutjob. But why must they turn on the cuteness just when they did something so bad? Smarter than we think, I guess. They know how to save their ass!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 10, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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Spitfire, mine is named Baby and she may never grow up.
She tore into four bags of my clay in the front garden today when I sent her outside for ten minutes. She had pee'd on the floor when my girlfriend came into the house. She kept jumping up on her, too. I have this, "Naughty Baby, outside," thing going on. But, then she does something horrendous out there.
I tried to take a nap today and she jumped up on my stomach and turned over on her back and began to kiss my face, upside down. She is almost as big as I am now. She learned the most terrible barking voice on the planet from a neighbor's puppy and I hate when she uses it. Hurts my ears and rattles my nerves.
Holes all over the garden, furniture eaten, shoes chewed, plants unpotted, birds chased, other dogs harrassed endlessly, and worst of all, she chews on my feet as I work at my worktable. She jumps up and hits this keyboard when she feels like it and barks at my dying old doggie, right in her face, for no reason at all, until the old girl cries in agony. I want to strangle her about six times a day.
Then she does something so cute and loving, just to throw me off emotionally, and to confuse me, making it impossible to kill her right then. I'll stop writing about her and just read your posts, as it's the same experience.
posted by
benzinha
on September 9, 2005 at 10:24 PM
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Maggie, thanks. It wouldn't be as cute if it was
your life was literally being consumed, though!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 9, 2005 at 5:51 PM
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What a cute story, Spitfire......
posted by
MaggieMae
on September 9, 2005 at 5:33 PM
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Yep, Taps. Kitty Lippers.
It fits.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 8, 2005 at 10:34 PM
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KittyLippers??? That's funny, Spitfire. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on September 8, 2005 at 7:05 PM
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JJ, OH! Well, thanks for clearing that up for me.
So, I shouldn't have opened it for her? Ooops.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 8, 2005 at 4:20 PM
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spiffy,
Don't be so cynical! She was bringing that bottle to you because she was thinking ''
Oh, look! Mommy forgot to take this with her. I'm going to be
really nice and take it in for her. She's so sweet...she is really going to
love me for doing this!''
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 8, 2005 at 3:56 PM
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Mia, NO!! Please don't!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 8, 2005 at 3:45 PM
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SpitFire70
Hahaha....unleash the hound....
posted by
MiaElla
on September 8, 2005 at 3:44 PM
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