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Damon
Hello my good man.  Wow, I'm impressed with how angry you are about it.  To be honest I didn't really notice he was a shit writer, but then again that was the first fiction book I've read for a long time.  All I know is he turned the book unto frustrating, much like going to a farm with no private rooms/barns.

posted by chris2303 on September 7, 2005 at 1:51 AM | link to this | reply

This should...
...go onto the Amazon review process.

I read it and thought - good story, shite writer. He's so damn clunky. I could name half a dozen right her eon Blogit who write better than that, and we (sorry, they) are getting paid about a thrid of a cent a month for every dollar that bloke makes in a minute.

It boils my piss, it really does.

Anyway, welcome back, Big Boy. You been to your country residence for the summer?

D

posted by DamonLeigh on September 6, 2005 at 5:06 AM | link to this | reply

Chris, sure I do... but why don't you keep him. I have a few of my own...
I have needs too.  Sometimes you like the other white meat.

posted by Kiddo75 on September 3, 2005 at 11:16 AM | link to this | reply

Kiddo75

I'm related to a crane.  Although he think underneath it all he's just a cock.

Well, I have 2 weeks off work so maybe I'll be able to write some cyber shat here.  I like your idea about the pig.  Do you have one I could sleep wit...er...borrow?

posted by chris2303 on September 3, 2005 at 11:05 AM | link to this | reply

blackcat30

Thanks.  Now all we have to do is think of a suitable and violent revenge.

posted by chris2303 on September 3, 2005 at 11:02 AM | link to this | reply

Mark
Excuse me, I need to spend some time alone with that picture. Might cut out the background though.  Don't like being disturbed

posted by chris2303 on September 3, 2005 at 11:00 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala
You'll be pleased to know that the sheep are doing just fine.  Apart from the usual molestation from me of course.  And they've been pining for you, too.  I told them you'd been banged up for public disorderly behaviour, but I borrowed some of your night shirts so they could smell your scent.  Hmmm....vegetables....

posted by chris2303 on September 3, 2005 at 10:59 AM | link to this | reply

Dave_Cryer

Yeah, well we should have known better I guess.  It had Da Vinci in the title, after all.  Thanks for visiting...

posted by chris2303 on September 3, 2005 at 10:56 AM | link to this | reply

I wish I had a giant crane. Anyway, where ya been so long? Stop
reading crap books and grace us with your wit and charm...or post some perversion.  Either way, I'll be happy.  I'm sure Mark will be happy if you just send a picture of you wearing nothing but his shirt while riding a pig.

posted by Kiddo75 on September 3, 2005 at 9:43 AM | link to this | reply

I loved your book review... LOL... it was pretty dead on.

posted by -blackcat on September 2, 2005 at 8:17 PM | link to this | reply

Da Vinci was a drugged-out pervet ~

I dunno about his Godless code, but any man that paints naked, meaty women getting jiggy with giant cranes has got to be onto something.

And you'll note the use of midgets wearing hot cod-pieces.  Genius.  Me so horny.

posted by mark2556 on September 2, 2005 at 11:51 AM | link to this | reply

Hello, little freak of a brother! I have tried to read that book and could

never, ever get passed the first chapter...I'm glad to finally read the objective truth on this. hahahahhaa

How are the sheep?

posted by Ariala on September 2, 2005 at 11:35 AM | link to this | reply

Funny Chris. I was underwhelmed with the book too. Nice to see you back on the blog.

posted by _dave_says_ack_ on September 2, 2005 at 11:34 AM | link to this | reply