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Funny, I never knew what they looked like either

until I started working for the people I do and until I moved house. 'Course you know how big they are, since they're so noticeable. Looks like them lizards kinda have some glue thing going on too, 'cause you'll be going about your business and find their leavings nicely attached to walls. Maybe the white stuff acts as the glue and the 'sealant' for their back end 'til the next time they're ready to pop a load again.  Oops!, I'm sure you didn't need to know all that.

posted by word.smith on August 27, 2005 at 2:05 PM | link to this | reply

Ohmy!!
LOL You know I liked this story, Wordsmith! lol That is soooooooo nasty! And, you know something. . . , I would have never. . , in a million years. . , even wondered or thought about lizard droppings!!

ugggggggh You described it so well, it's kind of making me sick!! lol

posted by Joe_Love on August 27, 2005 at 11:55 AM | link to this | reply

Tissie, I hope he doesn't get lost in the mail.

That would sort out these lizards all right.  Lizard  Cat 3  11 is a lotta cats.  You must really like them.





posted by word.smith on August 25, 2005 at 12:46 PM | link to this | reply

Dave I have 11

I'll mail you one

Tissi Blake

posted by TissiBlake on August 25, 2005 at 8:50 AM | link to this | reply

Hear! Hear! Cass.

posted by word.smith on August 25, 2005 at 7:52 AM | link to this | reply

Tissi, if only I had a cat to keep them in line!

 

posted by word.smith on August 25, 2005 at 7:51 AM | link to this | reply

Uggghhhh! Not nice!

posted by Ca88andra on August 25, 2005 at 2:03 AM | link to this | reply

word

they are harmless or at least I think so. My cats enjoy "playing" with them.

Tissi Blake

posted by TissiBlake on August 24, 2005 at 8:25 PM | link to this | reply

OFFBEAT....

I didn't know they are a sign of good luck.  Fancy that!  I know they eat the mosquitoes and stuff. There are a few of them - croakers - hanging out at my house too.  The thing is,  harmless is relative. When one of them falls to the floor and goes SPLAT! cause they're so heavy, it's enough to send me running off at top speed. A body could get a heart attack from fright.

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 8:12 PM | link to this | reply

Strick,
Yuck is right!

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 8:09 PM | link to this | reply

Tissi, I've seen those on Discovery,

They are different, not that I'd want to meet one of those anytime soon either!

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 8:08 PM | link to this | reply

Telly, them lizards ARE awful!

Hate em!

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 8:06 PM | link to this | reply

Original, count yourself lucky!

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 8:05 PM | link to this | reply

Word
They are supposed to be a sign of good luck. They do eat flies and bugs, they are harmless. I miss them!

posted by Offy on August 24, 2005 at 7:55 PM | link to this | reply

Glad it was you and not me. Yuck

posted by StrickGold on August 24, 2005 at 7:53 PM | link to this | reply

LOL word

thanks for the laugh. We have huge blue lizards here ( my Mom calls them skinks? sp?) I wonder if it's the same varmit?

Tissi Blake

posted by TissiBlake on August 24, 2005 at 7:49 PM | link to this | reply

Wisdom teeth. Ouch, ouch, ouch. And the lizards -- oh god, that's awful!

posted by telynor on August 24, 2005 at 7:46 PM | link to this | reply

Sure glad that I don't have any lizards over here!

posted by Original_Influence on August 24, 2005 at 7:46 PM | link to this | reply

MsVision, thanks for visiting
Wisdom teeth extraction? That's gotta hurt! Lots! Hope you have some heavy duty painkillers with you.

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 6:52 PM | link to this | reply

HG, sometimes I wonder if these animals -
if you can call lizards that - aren't saying stuff like "Take that! And that!  And that!" when they leave trails of droppings strategically placed like that.

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 6:51 PM | link to this | reply

Hope I don't damage my jaw guffawing!
This is just so funny. I need a good laugh right now as I am recovering from wisdom teeth extraction.

posted by MsVision on August 24, 2005 at 5:41 PM | link to this | reply

Sorry to laugh about the shit encounter...but I have to!!

posted by Holy_Grail on August 24, 2005 at 2:52 PM | link to this | reply

TIMMY, a toothbrush would do,
but who want's to be that close to lizard mess.  I'd use something a little longer myself.

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 2:09 PM | link to this | reply

Katray, be advised that the monitor is an exaggeration in
comparison to the ones we have. The biggest croaker I've seen is about 6-8 inches. Monitors on the other hand grow to 12 inches or more. Thankfully, we don't have those here!  

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 2:03 PM | link to this | reply

Zarro,

I have to look at what I wrote in my About Me Page.  I didn't say that people don't like me. Based on your post - you said a few people were mad with you - I wondered what you have been doing to cause this.

Thanks for the compliment and no, I'm not a pro.  I just like exploring. You'll get the hang of everything soon, I'm sure.

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 1:59 PM | link to this | reply

Eww, for a lizard (in my limited sightings and experience)
that sucker is Big!  If one or more took up residence in my home, I'd be moving out, lol. Thanks for showing it Word.

posted by Katray2 on August 24, 2005 at 1:48 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky, I can't think of anything worse than that around here.

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 1:46 PM | link to this | reply

Bright, this is the only kind I won't run screaming away from.
 Happy 





posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 1:45 PM | link to this | reply

word
Does that require a toothbrush.....or something bigger?

posted by TIMMYTALES on August 24, 2005 at 1:44 PM | link to this | reply

Marshall, all is well.
Thanks for the visit.

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 1:44 PM | link to this | reply

Katray, this big old thing is a monitor...

Yuck!

posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 1:43 PM | link to this | reply

Can't remember your age?

Hey, if you're having trouble remembering your age, tell me your birthdate and I'll figure it out for you. I looked at your 'about me' page.

You made the comment on my comments page, maybe the reason people don't like you is because of something you're doing. Now, what do you think?

You are a computer pro obviously with all the fancy things you do on your site. I'm struggling with just getting new updates onto the blogit and trying to figure out how to do comments.

You have a real knack for writing to be sure, I'll try to find and read all of your entries. Zarrothepauna alpha

posted by zarrothepaun on August 24, 2005 at 10:24 AM | link to this | reply

"Lizard shit duty"--ROFL!! I imagine there are worse jobs, but right now I can't think of one.

posted by Julia. on August 24, 2005 at 10:08 AM | link to this | reply

word.smith
I'm glad I wasn't there. Love the lizard!

posted by BrightIrish on August 24, 2005 at 7:26 AM | link to this | reply

it is the first time i visit your other blog...
just wanted to say hello how are you doing?

posted by Marshallengraved on August 24, 2005 at 7:06 AM | link to this | reply

Lol Word
 That lizard here is cute, but the ones you describe don't sound like much fun. Glad their not around my corner of the world - monitor size as in computer monitor? They're big little critters. With droppings to prove it. Ugh! 

posted by Katray2 on August 24, 2005 at 5:49 AM | link to this | reply

Running 

    Lizard     





posted by word.smith on August 24, 2005 at 5:42 AM | link to this | reply