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archiew, it's the trick of the trade!
I did that once before myself when doing a funeral!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 2, 2005 at 6:00 PM
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Thank you!
Ironically, I once was asked by a friend, at the last minute, to euolgize her husband, a person I barely knew. I was able to speak 10 or 15 minutes based on what I thought the family wanted to hear and on what I had read in the short obit in the paper.
Words are great. Pick the right ones and you can appear to know anything.
posted by
archiew
on September 2, 2005 at 3:51 AM
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posted by
Justi
on August 24, 2005 at 9:14 PM
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poetjpb, I know he did! I believe he had a great time, too!
Oh, and what kind of dirt could I possibly post about
you? No dirt, just compliments, I'm sure!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 22, 2005 at 7:12 PM
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Justsouno,
Um, huh? I'm a bit cofused about your comment! Am I just really tired?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 22, 2005 at 7:11 PM
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Thanks Medusa!
There were so many others I wanted to add into this (including YOU) but it was getting too damn long! Maybe a part 2 is necessary!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 22, 2005 at 7:08 PM
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FROM POETJPB
I shutter to think what you might write about me--yikes
You got guts! Right on about good ol' Wiley...he came to stay with me for a week this summer all the way from Canada to California.....
posted by
poetjpb
on August 22, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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I have the e i will keep in touch I have to move on too much hate and angst
BB
posted by
Justi
on August 22, 2005 at 11:14 AM
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Ms. Spitfire...That was a well-written post even though I ain't in it....
But I learned a lot about the folks you mentioned and it was very funny. By the way, that's a nice photo you put on your blog there!
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on August 21, 2005 at 3:42 PM
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See what happens when I'm unsupervised Wiley-Pops?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 21, 2005 at 1:41 PM
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I knew it Ariala!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 21, 2005 at 1:40 PM
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Thanks Passion!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 21, 2005 at 1:39 PM
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SpitfireadopteddaughterIluvalot70
So there ya go, can't leave ya alone for a minute you're not doin' somethin' like sayin' nice things about everybody. Sheesh girl , always said you're special luv
and thanx for thinkin' of me sweetiepie
posted by
WileyJohn
on August 21, 2005 at 8:05 AM
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LOL, I already have...you've got my number!
posted by
Ariala
on August 20, 2005 at 7:27 PM
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LMAO---you got me nailed good girl!
I loved Chris2303's---pretty sure you might be right about that one.
Here's a LINK to Episode 20 of the Road Trip Sagas.
posted by
Passionflower
on August 20, 2005 at 7:21 PM
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LittleMsP,
You'd probably be voted most likely to produce a movie about the wonders of house pet behaviors and the school teachers who love them. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 20, 2005 at 5:21 PM
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OBP, sounds like success to me!!
DO IT!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 20, 2005 at 5:13 PM
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SPIFFY
I have thought about and decided your right..."The beat goes on.com" What ya think???He he
posted by
Offy
on August 20, 2005 at 5:07 PM
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ahem....and me?
what about me? what would I have become?????
posted by
littlemspickles
on August 20, 2005 at 5:37 AM
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LOL, Timmy!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 9:23 PM
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SPITFIRE
I would have to agree with you on all that I know.......best that you did not put down what I would "most likely"
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on August 19, 2005 at 7:06 PM
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Oh, and JJ, btw, No me estoy yendo.
At least not yet.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 6:59 PM
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JJ, why didn't you help them by speaking Spanish to the couple and
translate it to the dumbfuk clerk? I'd be too impatient not to. But, there are so many people that are just so stupid they can't understand someone with an accent. I give that couple credit for at least being ABLE to speak English!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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Of course I did, Sincerity!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 6:48 PM
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Spiffy,
This post is a good example of why you better not leave Blogit. If you do, I'm going to find you and drag you back by the hair. We can't be without you, so don't even think about it. Besides, you need to keep up a client following for Spiffy Camp. I'll be down with some dogs and cats to keep the place in a healthy state of total chaos.
You did a fine job of catching character. Until I found out about myself. For some reason when I read about me I started getting irritated again at the cashier from NoName Wholesale. A Mexican couple with their baby were trying to talk to him. They went round and round and round and the cashier had no idea what they were saying. He called on the P.A. system for ''assistance on register three.'' A Spanish speaking employee came to dumb ass's rescue and got everything straightened out.
Guess what. The couple never spoke Spanish to Mr. Dumfuk. They had an accent, not even a real heavy one, and Dumfuk thought they were speaking Spanish. What a Pinche Blanco. I didn't get into that one. Clerks in stores like that don't believe it's happening when some whitey speaks Spanish. They act like they think it's a robbery. Besides that, I couldn't believe that Dumfuk wasn't understanding them.
Did I just type that out loud? Good gott. I have gone loco.
Good post Reina Amada, 
JJ 
.....(1/4 Ukranian Revolutionary)
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 19, 2005 at 8:16 AM
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Spitfire,
Great post!!! Thanks for including me in it...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on August 19, 2005 at 6:22 AM
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I'm Tellin' ya, Quirky, DO IT!!
It's gonna sell BIG TIME. Not only will it sell, but it will heal. And, not only help heal YOU, but many others. It's a win-win situation guaranteed.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 12:47 AM
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katray, consider yourself THERE!
And at the top of the VIP list! Woo Hoo!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 12:45 AM
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Hmmm, Sassy, that makes absulutely NO sense to me at all!!
NOT! Damn, we are SO made up of the same brain thoughts!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 12:43 AM
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HolyG, you're welcome ANYTIME!!
In fact, I'll invite you to move down here and help us run it if you can!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 12:41 AM
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Justsouno, I actually used magick this time. No kidding.
I was desparate! I had to. We'll see what happens next. So far, the cool air is flowing.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 19, 2005 at 12:39 AM
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Spitfire,
that must have taken awhile to do---thanks for the vote of confidence, I should get off Blogit and seriously get to work on my book.
posted by
Julia.
on August 18, 2005 at 10:09 PM
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Wow how beautiful Spitfire!!
Awesome, sign me up as soon as it's open.
posted by
Katray2
on August 18, 2005 at 8:58 PM
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What a cool post
and you got me dead to right! I even once studied to become a Private Detective. Dumb people get on my nerves, but when you add the criminal aspect to the lot, I just about go balistic, but the description could also fit a certain Spitfire!
posted by
Sherri_G
on August 18, 2005 at 8:31 PM
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Poor dear that is terrible. I hope you get something done soon. BB
posted by
Justi
on August 18, 2005 at 8:03 PM
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Holy Grail - Most Likely To Be Found With Her Head In The Oven
That was an awesome post! And I love the idea of your camp. I want to go hang out there!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on August 18, 2005 at 6:50 PM
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Well, I actually just did, Justsouno! My air conditioner broke today
so I had a tech come out. He charged it with freon and it work for about 2 hours. I'm now sitting in a house that is at least 86 degrees and rising. I called the "24 hour" place back but NO ONE answers. Not even a voice mail. I know they're licensed and all, and they were very nice when I called, but now I'm HOT and PISSED!!! Look out world. Me don't like being hot and sweaty unless it's due to my own activity!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 6:14 PM
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Mark, why do you torture me so??
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 6:04 PM
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OBP, of course you can!
(You wouldn't mind taking a polygraph before hand about that promise to behave though, would ya?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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Hey girl, I gave up that bargaining stuff long time ago. I just calls it
as I sees it. It is how I see that bright mind and go-get-em energy of yours. Now go get em firefly! BB
posted by
Justi
on August 18, 2005 at 5:32 PM
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"Head's up"?
Ha-ha-ho. I'm no psychic, but I can pretty clearly see a BK Bobblehead in your future.
And I think he's bringing his boy-toy with him.
posted by
mark2556
on August 18, 2005 at 4:52 PM
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Spiffy
Can I come to your spiritual camp? I promise to be good..
posted by
Offy
on August 18, 2005 at 4:33 PM
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Oh, and P.S., Mark,
Thank you for not scaring me today with any hamburger royalty. However, I was extremely frightened last night when I saw a new BK commercial CONTAINING A F*$#@!% KING BOBBLEHEAD!!!! I may be at the institute this weekend. Just a head's up.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:30 PM
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Mark, you and those f-ing pictures!! Gawd!
It's kinda funny you posted this particular one, cause I was gonna post something about "Adult Babies" in my P.I. blog! Hmm, you psychic er sumptin?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:28 PM
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Strat,
I know that's already happened, so it doesn't count!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:26 PM
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Mia, we sure be!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:25 PM
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Justsouno, someone HAD to have paid you off to say such sweet things
about me! Wow, I'm flattered. Thank you. (Oh, Strat guessed what I was actually voted "most likely to" in a past post I wrote. I challenged anyone to guess. (I think you knew that cause I think you commented. Bad memory thing goin' here, sorry) Anyway, my school voted me most likely to become a stand up comedian. I chose a real career instead! (Steady paycheck, don'tcha know!!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:24 PM
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Totally, Reni!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:21 PM
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katray, that's so sweet of you to say. Actually,
my goal (in about 5 years) is to open a spiritual camp. It will be for all walks of life. Seminars, lectures, non-denominational church, campgrounds, animals everywhere, psychic readings, tarot readings & lessons, grief counseling, crafts for kids and adults, a special senior citizen program, etc. It's my dream!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:21 PM
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Why aren't the important questions in here?
Like, which blogger is most likely to exhibit anal leakage? I could use that knd of information.
Please note that this picture contains no references or likenesses of hamburger royalty.
posted by
mark2556
on August 18, 2005 at 4:20 PM
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OBP, I do think you would be great at doing that
seriously! Like, change Offbeatpub to "On-Beat Love.com" or something!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:18 PM
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blackcat, I just noticed that and just edited it.
I was kinda gonna leave it up to voters to decide, but I realized it didn't make sense without adding a line _______________, ya know?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:16 PM
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Factor,
You? Insanity problems? Neh.
Actually, this didn't take too much time to write, but it was kinda fun. I had some extra time last night to play around, so I thought, what the hell?
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:15 PM
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Gypsy, don't tell anyone I paid you to say that, K?
Thank you! That was very sweet!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 18, 2005 at 4:14 PM
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It does somewhat amaze and occasionally frighten me
that we share the same brain...
I think I would be voted "Most likely to wake up with no money, no beer, and a wallet full of mystery ATM slips!"
posted by
strat
on August 18, 2005 at 1:51 PM
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Spitfire
You're as crazy as I am...
We be blogger lovers...lol...
posted by
MiaElla
on August 18, 2005 at 1:48 PM
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Spitfire, you are not a most likely to~~~you already are! You
can offer more useful, excellent information on anything and in the funniest manner. Serious information that is funny. I see lots of books under your belt. You have a wit that is to the written word the same as timing to a stand up comic. You were given a heart to big to fit well in the space you were allowed so you have become all heart. You are the most likely to do or be anything you want. BB
posted by
Justi
on August 18, 2005 at 9:24 AM
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Don't ya hate it when your "favorites" list is longer than your regular one? lol
posted by
Renigade
on August 18, 2005 at 8:46 AM
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This is awesome Spitfire!
Thanks much for including me.
I think YOU are most likely to open a huge shelter of healing and peace for all creatures, furry and not, 'cause your heart & wisdom are boundless.
posted by
Katray2
on August 18, 2005 at 7:46 AM
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Spiffy
This is too funny...on line dating service huh? Have to think about that one for ahile, but with my lack of success, it isn't a bad idea woman! What domain? Something like Raps and Haps.com? Could work.. you got JJ just right, how funny...
posted by
Offy
on August 18, 2005 at 7:32 AM
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Holy crap spitfire... that was great! But you didn't finish your sentence
on mine... which only leads me to wonder..... LOL.. Most likely to........... Hmmmmmmmm... ROFL
I agree with you on Steinbrenner... nothing needs to be said. LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 18, 2005 at 7:12 AM
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This is why you have trouble keeping up Spitfire!
That's a lot of effort for one post when you don't have lots of extra time...
And I was debating writing about one of my insanity problems today... later maybe...
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 18, 2005 at 6:35 AM
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Spitfire...
wow, this must have taken a while to write! So much thought and effort put into it too. We vote you ...Most likely to be our favorite blogger!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on August 18, 2005 at 4:01 AM
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