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That's...

...absolutely perfect, Mark.

You're a gentleman and a scholar!

I'll now go and...er...study this...er...situation further.

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posted by DamonLeigh on August 14, 2005 at 11:10 PM | link to this | reply

Damon ~ Of course....how silly of me.

Please use this photograph for proper scale dimensions. 

Please note that Curly, our Human Resources Manager here at the Research Center, stands 5'1" tall and nearly 4' foreward.

posted by mark2556 on August 14, 2005 at 11:27 AM | link to this | reply

Mark...

...the illustration is useless, I'm afraid, without something next to it to halp me guage the scale.

I mean, it may be that it's as high as a house. Or it may be that a large sheep could swallow it whole. It may fit neatly between the breasts of a supermodel, or it may not fit between New York City and Manhattan Island.

You see my dilemma here?

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posted by DamonLeigh on August 14, 2005 at 10:25 AM | link to this | reply

Damon ~ This is a quart:

Except it's bigger.  Like, one quart = two Atomic Power Pukings.

Stop being such a crybaby about the blood.  From my understanding you'll be in zombified state and really won't need it.

posted by mark2556 on August 13, 2005 at 4:54 AM | link to this | reply

Ca88andra...

...check your email - I'll be appearing in your inbox shortly with a sneak pre-launch preview.

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posted by DamonLeigh on August 13, 2005 at 12:40 AM | link to this | reply

Mark...

...hair clippings - check.

A live chicken - check.

Some scum from your shower drain - how much? There's loads.

$50 American - check. PayPal OK?

A quart of rum - not entirely sure what a quart is. We sell beer in pints here, spirits in gils, petrol in litres, but check, just the same.

But a gallon of blood?? That's about 8 pints, right? Well, last time I looked, that's about my entire stock! What am I going to do in the six weeks it's in Cuba?

Sorry for the 'spanner-in-the-works', but I think I should be told.

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posted by DamonLeigh on August 13, 2005 at 12:39 AM | link to this | reply

I could be quite interested in that dvd you are producing...

posted by Ca88andra on August 12, 2005 at 9:51 PM | link to this | reply

I've seen this kind of thing before ~

Your shampoo bottle needs to be exorcised by a professional, and I'm not talking those bumbling catholic priestophiles....a fully ordained Santeria priestess can take care of things.  All you need to do is shave your head and send the clippings, along with a live chicken, some scum from your shower drain, $50 American and a quart of rum to this woman:

Just send it to: Milliana de Smith, Cuba.  The locals know how to find her.

And send a gallon or so of your blood, as fresh as possible.  You'll see results in about 6 weeks or your blood back.

 

posted by mark2556 on August 12, 2005 at 11:39 AM | link to this | reply