Comments on IS MY DOG RETARDED?

Go to I DIDN'T SMILE FOR A REASONAdd a commentGo to IS MY DOG RETARDED?

Rach - I'd like to think that just once something came my way
that didn't need to wear a crash helmet.  I'm going with the evil spirit thing.

posted by Kiddo75 on July 14, 2005 at 3:33 PM | link to this | reply

LMAO

Yeah, probably retarded.  If I had to bet, I'd say yeah.

But it's okay, my dog is retarded too.

posted by RachelAnna on July 14, 2005 at 12:47 PM | link to this | reply

lol...thanx, I think...hahahaha

posted by Kiddo75 on July 14, 2005 at 10:41 AM | link to this | reply

Every time I read your stuff I feel like I'm in the presence of a better-looking
Roseanne Barr. You've got the intelligence, humour and personality...

posted by frankk on July 14, 2005 at 10:39 AM | link to this | reply

Timmy- that's it! The dead lady is now haunting my dog, either that
or my dog is retarded. lol...

posted by Kiddo75 on July 14, 2005 at 10:25 AM | link to this | reply

Me too Offbeat...good night friend! I was just told by my daughter
who I thought was asleep, that I am keeping the tooth fairy from coming.  So I am off!

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 10:28 PM | link to this | reply

Kidd

No, no, no.......no need to explain......it's just that I'm off to dreamland and now what I have stuck in my mind is some dead lady who was found with her ass in the air, in the bedroom, with a shit eating dog humping her huge ass while wearing a shit eating grin. On top of that, the hag, having nowhere else to go is now living in your walls and the dog is pissed that it can't get another piece of her.

That's all.

posted by TIMMYTALES on July 13, 2005 at 10:28 PM | link to this | reply

KIDD
I have to go to bed..this is the POST of THE DAY.. and I didn't think my day could get any better...you put me over the edge, my stomach aches..g/night, I will be back for the graphic pictures which WILL appear!!

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 10:27 PM | link to this | reply

Timmy, did you miss something? The dead woman next door is in my walls
harrassing my puppy.  Goodness, can't believe I have to explain!

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 10:25 PM | link to this | reply

KIDD
There are demons everywhere.. this bitty is in the walls, in the shit, in the dogs, you NEED A PRIEST.............

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 10:24 PM | link to this | reply

puke. lol...Hound of Baskerville...lol. Maybe I should make peace with
the wall, and apologize for whatever it is that pissed her off.  But then I would have to go shoot myself, because then my life would really really just totally suck a big ole fat wanker.

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 10:21 PM | link to this | reply

Kiddo
WTF???

posted by TIMMYTALES on July 13, 2005 at 10:20 PM | link to this | reply

KIDD
THE LITTLE SHIT DOG'S VENDETTA...Call the priest. Ass up, imagine the trauma of the dog.....

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 10:18 PM | link to this | reply

Im not being mean, but they said they found her ass up. Now, what her
little dog was doing, I don't know.  They said it was disturbing in there.  I wonder if it tried to eat her, or hump her, and now she is mad at little dogs.

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 10:15 PM | link to this | reply

KIDD

We have to answer the question..is my dog retarted? No, he is possessed..he need a priest!!

Holy water..something...ya got any crosses hanging around your house?? Try that, put it on the wall, anything...

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 10:14 PM | link to this | reply

KIDD
O yeah..she is "THE WALL"...This is the funniest GD post I have ever freakin read. I still can't get under control. It's too vivid...the old bag isn't resting in any peace now she is?? Stop it Chelly, I hurt.....

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 10:11 PM | link to this | reply

OFFBEAT... I was eating hamburger steak that night. Of all nights..

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 10:09 PM | link to this | reply

I broke my neck for that woman. She was old, and I knew in bad

health.  But damn!  She waited until all the guest came out of the house on my daughter's 5th bday party to come running across the yard screaming...."YOU!  YOU!  I can smell it all the way in the house!  What's wrong with your dog?  The feces is the most horrible dog feces I have ever smelled!  How am I supposed to sleep at night?  And all these cars, what are all these cars doing here?  I'm calling the police!"

Witch.  Good thing my family is used to nutbags, and just laughed at her.  But really, what if it had been someone important, like my preacher that visits sometimes with the church ladies.  My Grandmother would be humiliated if it got back, something like that.  They are Baptist, and it would have been top news that same night.

I bet she IS pissing off my dog!

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 10:08 PM | link to this | reply

KIDD

I don't what to say about the old bitty that lived next door..damm dead and no one knows..it sad, but I am freakin rolling in laughter..Her slippers, the dog, a week..omg..my stomach needs a break..what about the stench from her house after a week in the bathroom..I get the picture, it ain't pretty, but i still can't stop laughin........

O he's going get you with some graphic shit..he does it sooo well.. I'll be back to check out his work..I saw the turd he did...I cracked up..how could you not>

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 10:04 PM | link to this | reply

kiddo... she hated you and you did that stuff for her? and now she's
possibly haunting the house next door... AND your wall? LOL you've got alot going on there... LOL... sorry, I'm not laughing. I swear. ;)

posted by -blackcat on July 13, 2005 at 10:00 PM | link to this | reply

As long as he doesn't put them in a pile of shit again. when he put that
idiot I married in one, I almost vomited.  Gross. 

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 9:56 PM | link to this | reply

OK...don't laugh. The woman that USED to live next door HATED us...

(go figure, I know... who wouldn't like us as neighbors) but she was a horrid woman.  She called the police on everyone, kept telling me my dogs shit stunk...(whose doesn't) she would get drunk and fall in the drive way breaking her glass (quite a few times!) and I would always go help this nag up and take her inside, and clean up the glass so she wouldnt hurt herself.  I bought this witch cough medicine when she was sick, cut her grass for her because she was my elder, and NEVER cussed her out for the shit she did.  She was dead a week before her own kids even noticed her missing...her WORK didn't even know she was gone.  (it is sad, but you had to know her)  well, they found her in her bathroom, and her little dog was in there...she was naked...and it wasn't a pretty picture.  Now, the new neighbor's didn't know she passed there, and were telling me things are really weird in their house.  Her slippers keep coming up missing (she LIVED in slippers)...her sons radio keeps shutting off (she hated music)...so maybe...

posted by Kiddo75 on July 13, 2005 at 9:55 PM | link to this | reply

KIDD
You wait until the morning and Mark2556 sees this...I see pictures coming your way woman....

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 9:53 PM | link to this | reply

OMG KIDD
You put me over the edge on this one ...my stomach hurts woman! Pissed at the wall..OMG Chelly, their eating shit, their fighting over turds...something has got to give.. I pissin my pants..God help me stop laughin....

posted by Offy on July 13, 2005 at 9:52 PM | link to this | reply

here's a thought to possibly freak you out... maybe smudge sees something that you don't?  got any spirits haunting you? 

posted by -blackcat on July 13, 2005 at 9:50 PM | link to this | reply