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What was the poodle thinking?
Canines have no self respect!

posted by auntyholly on July 2, 2005 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

SF ~ It's a poodle.

As in, a French poodle.  I'm sure that, like all things French, it's genetically engineered to run away before the fighting starts.

Unlike the British, who stick around and get the crap kicked out of themselves for wearing all that leather.

posted by mark2556 on June 30, 2005 at 6:33 PM | link to this | reply

I'll tell ya what's "unfair,"
What that freaky guy did to that poor dog! What if that dog isn't gay? He's being portrayed as gay and on top of that, he's been dolled up and looks like cotton candy with legs. Now that poor dog faces getting his ass beat the next time he visits the dog park or even the neares fire hydrant. It's an outrage.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 30, 2005 at 4:00 PM | link to this | reply

Hollee ~ I was particularly impressed with his moronic desire...
....to have his ex-wife approve of his new-found tart.  What are these people on and where can I get some?

posted by mark2556 on June 30, 2005 at 3:33 PM | link to this | reply

Markus--there are no words to express how much I can't stand Tom Cruise--
well, there are--but I is a lady. And as much as I love hearing about a man who is truly in love with a woman--I am grossed out by Tom Cruise's antics--I think he's just excited about how good Katy makes him look. Dear God I hope she dumps him soon.

posted by Hollee on June 30, 2005 at 5:45 AM | link to this | reply

PF ~ I resent the implication that these photos are less than authentic.

I suppose my reporting will come under question next.  Now I must beat the crap out of the Kuran.  Again.

posted by mark2556 on June 29, 2005 at 5:23 PM | link to this | reply

Doubting Thomas

posted by calmcantey75 on June 29, 2005 at 5:20 PM | link to this | reply

JJ ~ Yes, exactly.
Wait...I have no idea what you're talking about.  Excelsior.

posted by mark2556 on June 29, 2005 at 5:17 PM | link to this | reply

This is not a real picture right? You spliced and diced to get Tom
In that parade, didnt you? I know he's been behaving strangely, but honestly.

posted by Passionflower on June 29, 2005 at 5:15 PM | link to this | reply

JJ---You are welcome over in one of my blogs, where the decent,
Respectable people hang out. Okay, well maybe we're a little promiscuous over there but really...

posted by Passionflower on June 29, 2005 at 5:13 PM | link to this | reply

Mark,
I just changed the channel to zero, and here I was.  Is this the entertainment channel, or did I catch a computer virus?  I feel a little spaced right now, so I'm looking around to find out what's happening here.    I checked an Ariala blog and felt even worse, so I guess I need to find some other, less weird things.  Can't seem to find any tonight.  What was that someone said about Tom Cruz snorting crow's feet?  I better go to the religious section.   JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on June 29, 2005 at 4:17 AM | link to this | reply

Cruise is aging with crow feet around his eyes. It maybe due to his diet...

Ann.

posted by A-and-B on June 29, 2005 at 4:01 AM | link to this | reply

Mark,
I thought he liked only the skinny ones. Amusing picture composite, as usual.

Ben.

posted by A-and-B on June 28, 2005 at 6:06 PM | link to this | reply

Blackcat ~ Apparently, nobody ever taught him not to jump on the couch.
Or not to believe people actually give a shit he's in love.  Or scientology.  Still, let's not overlook the obvious; maybe he's a complete moron.

posted by mark2556 on June 28, 2005 at 4:35 PM | link to this | reply

lol
Poor Tom... he needs some serious damage control after couch jumping!  It's outta hand...

posted by -blackcat on June 27, 2005 at 7:29 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, DOH...but I thought Blogit Brian snuck in there...ooh, snuck in
there, get it?

posted by Ariala on June 27, 2005 at 6:50 PM | link to this | reply

You poor child ~
You can do that yourself.  Or myself. Damn.

posted by mark2556 on June 27, 2005 at 6:34 PM | link to this | reply

When did Blogit add "Damned Comments?"

 

posted by Ariala on June 27, 2005 at 6:30 PM | link to this | reply