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Fact

I hate the shirts and would love to get a lawn mower to those grass skirts. What's poi?

posted by Limey on June 12, 2005 at 1:37 PM | link to this | reply

Fact

I hat those shorts and would love to get a lawn mower to those grass skirts. What's poi?

posted by Limey on June 12, 2005 at 1:36 PM | link to this | reply

Tarzana

It's the high heels that bother me most of all.

posted by Limey on June 12, 2005 at 1:28 PM | link to this | reply

Ms N Dependence

Thanks. After what I've read I felt certain I coul count on your support!

posted by Limey on June 12, 2005 at 1:26 PM | link to this | reply

Anthony

Brits are Yank brats? Some, perhaps. See my post of today.

posted by Limey on June 12, 2005 at 1:25 PM | link to this | reply

journalist500

I make no distinction for a very good reason. Americans had the choice and voted for the wrong crowd. It's their responsibility, not mine.

As for the war - it was in their self interest to take part. They'd been sitting on the fence for two years while the British lost lives, and it was only after being attacked in their homeland that they decided to join in.

posted by Limey on June 12, 2005 at 1:22 PM | link to this | reply

Oh and Limey, your next post better not bash

Hawaiians and their crude fashion...

posted by FactorFiction on June 12, 2005 at 12:41 PM | link to this | reply

Umm. Sure. Okay.

There is no response to this because it is utter nonsense. Ms. N. that can only be another "joke" from you. Otherwise you just watch too much TV, God only knows what you are looking at in the classroom, and no wonder you have problems with your students... I still can't believe people actually responded to this defending their kids. It's like Limey saying "All Hawaiians run around in grass skirts and love poi."

posted by FactorFiction on June 12, 2005 at 12:40 PM | link to this | reply

Is that what's wrong with us?  Wow, I feel enlightened.  But I'd have to disagree about the high heels and such at six. 

posted by TARZANA on June 12, 2005 at 7:07 AM | link to this | reply

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Limey is right! Get over it.

posted by Transcendental_Child on June 12, 2005 at 6:28 AM | link to this | reply

Limey

Yur just pissed because in the next war in Europe all the Yanks have to do is send over the uniforms beacuse most of ya are Yank brats anyway. Well yeah, alright, a few Canucks too and some of the French Canucks 'cause when you were here ya really pissed them off too Blimey, I can't believe you've got me commenting hoss, but then I understand Juicers better than the Yanks! They're smarter, they don't give a shit.LOL

posted by WileyJohn on June 11, 2005 at 10:23 PM | link to this | reply

About American-bashing

I feel your disappointment and disgust for Americans, but they are people, too.  I believe they are just going through a phase right now. Their economy seems to be in jeopardy, despite the widepsread fear of economic encroachment around the world.  But don't you think you should make a distinction between hate for the American government and how you feel for the American people?  Americans are great for a number of reasons.  I still remember how they liberated Europe.  They also liberated my country in 1945.  If not for them, our country would have been overran by the Japs!

posted by journalist500 on June 11, 2005 at 9:29 PM | link to this | reply

Wonder

Now you place one in some considerable difficulty ...

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 4:43 PM | link to this | reply

LOL, oooh, okay then...just tell me you're not Prince Charles...

posted by Ariala on June 11, 2005 at 4:31 PM | link to this | reply

Wonder

Tall. And that's it. I don't give out personal details.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 4:27 PM | link to this | reply

kingmi

Do you think so? Oh well, that comes with Saturday night, a few pints of Adnams best bitter and the need of a little fun. Convinced? No, nor me.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 4:16 PM | link to this | reply

Limey, did you say, tall...as in how tall?

posted by Ariala on June 11, 2005 at 4:14 PM | link to this | reply

No reading glasses required yet, Limey.

Just an observation I threw in, having already left my 2 cents regarding your post.

posted by JanesOpinion on June 11, 2005 at 4:13 PM | link to this | reply

Jane

No, I'm tall. But what has that - and your theory - got to do with the subject of post? It's obvious you also need reading glasses.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 4:09 PM | link to this | reply

Limey, I say old boy, bit of the old decline coming on here!

 

posted by kingmi on June 11, 2005 at 4:03 PM | link to this | reply

Reni

I am certain there are lots of American strays to be bedded and I'd love to get my two teeth into a few of them. But the problem is always the same; an Englishman needs time.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:59 PM | link to this | reply

Reni

A domino dog? That breed could catch on.
A gracious American woman? What a fascinating thought!

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:53 PM | link to this | reply

Limey, don't I know it.

posted by Ariala on June 11, 2005 at 3:49 PM | link to this | reply

Wonder

too tiresome.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:49 PM | link to this | reply

Wonder

As I'm forced to say to the media day in, day out - I'm sorry, no interviews, no pics. Being in the spotlight is just to tiresome.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:49 PM | link to this | reply

White. They painted her white--her back end, that is. The rest of her

is brown.  I could add some contrasting dots and she'd look like a domino.  And about the other, I'll forgive you...American women can be very gracious, ya know.

posted by Renigade on June 11, 2005 at 3:47 PM | link to this | reply

Reni

I didn't. That was a follow-up comment to RachelAnna, who also has three children.

I know you won't believe me, but there it is - unfaithful!

By the sound of it your three are absolute horrors. But out of interest, what colour do they paint the dog. Pink looks great on a poodle, tell them. Well it did the last time I tried it.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:45 PM | link to this | reply

Limey, luv,

you're just jealous of my luscious, oversized gold rimmed deep rose tinted glasses.

I wonder, could one apply small man syndrome to small countries?  Napoleon was pompous and short.  We call it a Napoleon complex.  Could this apply to people who live in small countries? 

Heavens but I hope you're not short!

posted by JanesOpinion on June 11, 2005 at 3:40 PM | link to this | reply

Ari--I would love to see how many stray Americans he has embedded in

his bad, animalistic British teeth...

posted by Renigade on June 11, 2005 at 3:39 PM | link to this | reply

Limey, how about a photo for my photo page? Are you afraid all the

American women might want you too much? 

posted by Ariala on June 11, 2005 at 3:38 PM | link to this | reply

ScoopThePoop

Oh dear, so the embarrassing news reached your shores? We'll draw a veil over that particular episode, thank you.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:37 PM | link to this | reply

YOU CALLED ME RACHEL? WTF? After all we've meant to each other

you can't even remember my name?  Oh Limey, you British men are all the same.  *sigh*  And yes, I am taking a stand.  My children are evil and raised to be so.  They turn toads loose in the house, paint the family dog, and play naked in the sand box.  Evil little bastards.  You think they'd know it's time to grow up already...

posted by Renigade on June 11, 2005 at 3:37 PM | link to this | reply

Wonder

Now the sun's set on the British Empire we're all rather pale -whether we're at boarding school or not.

That's why so many of us head for Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey or Portugal for our holidays.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:33 PM | link to this | reply

Wonder

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:28 PM | link to this | reply

Yes Slimer I know you Brits are so stiff upper lip, but how about

When Princess Diana admitted she was doing the tube snake boogie with her riding instructor, James Hewitt?

And then didn’t she admit to doing the horizontal bop with rugby star Will Carling?

The shame of it all you are all so pure.

posted by scoop on June 11, 2005 at 3:28 PM | link to this | reply

Jane

Take off your rose-tinted glasses - you might see more clearly.
PS I'm still searchin for that extra orifice. I'm positive it's here somewhere.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:26 PM | link to this | reply

Limey, since you love Hollywood, I thought I'd mention that most movies

depicting children in England always show them pale, quiet and sad and sent to academies where they are disciplined, but never loved.  To be seen, but not heard, now that, my friend, is the British way.  If only that were true on an airplane, Limey.

posted by Ariala on June 11, 2005 at 3:25 PM | link to this | reply

Wonder

If you had you wouldn't be laughing!

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:23 PM | link to this | reply

Rachel

Are your three an exception to the rule? Then congratulations - I'm glad someone's making a stand.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:21 PM | link to this | reply

As a mother of three children, I take great offense to this post. My

children are not poisonous.  They are evil.  Please set the record straight.

posted by Renigade on June 11, 2005 at 3:21 PM | link to this | reply

ScoopThePoop

We don't believe in pornography nor prudery.

We do believe in good manners from our childreen.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 3:19 PM | link to this | reply

How intriguing. . . .

The America about which you seem to know so much and presume to enjoy such expertise is NOT the America I'm intimately acquainted with.  The children I see on a daily basis are not budding criminals and rapists or lipstick wearing six year olds.

But what would I know?  I'm just an American. 

You're obviously far better educated and knowledgeable about these things, being such a high and mighty (and very obnoxious) Englishman.  Hmmm, I wonder, do you defecate the same way Americans and other humans do?  Or did God give you a special orifice to use as part of your exalted humanity?

posted by JanesOpinion on June 11, 2005 at 3:13 PM | link to this | reply

LOL, this one made me laugh...but I don't have kids.

posted by Ariala on June 11, 2005 at 3:12 PM | link to this | reply

Hey Slimey, my kids are OK but how the blog I wrote today

about the goings on of the Brits? They don't look like they are setting a good example for those little whineass-crumb-crushing-I-need-my-nanny-British-rug-rats

posted by scoop on June 11, 2005 at 3:05 PM | link to this | reply

Racel

I have, oh I have - but only American children.

posted by Limey on June 11, 2005 at 2:52 PM | link to this | reply

Wow...

You've come across some monsters for children, it seems.

I have three children and none of them have been described in your outlines.  I pity the mothers and children that you have described here...

posted by RachelAnna on June 11, 2005 at 2:46 PM | link to this | reply