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Fred Flintstone with acneBefore picture of oily man ...

posted by the-loanlady on June 10, 2005 at 12:53 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire said it before I could
If it weren't for that 28 day thing, we'd be perfect angels.

posted by tigerprincess on June 9, 2005 at 9:43 PM | link to this | reply

PMS helps us, too.
Satan gets to run our thoughts for a whole week each month. As far as you know.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 8, 2005 at 3:34 PM | link to this | reply

Chris, I may have it surgically removed...it's just too much of a turn on
during long, afternoon hours.

posted by Ariala on June 8, 2005 at 12:13 PM | link to this | reply

SYMPHONY
Thank you for your faith.  I don't like reading anything about honey either. 

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 12:10 PM | link to this | reply

Sordid
Oh don't worry, I wouldn't life mate with anyone who may have a penis, so Ariala is out of the question.  I hope she doesn't bite me for saying that. 

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 12:07 PM | link to this | reply

Ms N Depence
Yes, otherwise you might get blisters or summing. 

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 12:01 PM | link to this | reply

hehehe
I nearly gave up reading your post as I said I didn't want to read any posts that say anything about money...and there you have it in the first line....but still you always make me laugh so I had to carry on....glad to say I am not disapointed.

posted by _Symphony_ on June 8, 2005 at 10:17 AM | link to this | reply

fwmystic
That's a good idea but do you really think they're deserving of it?  I was only going to offer them a pat on the head each...

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 8:50 AM | link to this | reply

renigade3
And not just oily...I have a massive collection of buttered scabs that need biting off my thighs...they've built up a lot since Mark started dieting.

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 8:46 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala: As long as I get slapped around a lot I don't mind where I place
in the queue.

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 8:44 AM | link to this | reply

Sordid, you're right...I'm still confused about my gender, remember? Hence,
the issues with corn insertion.

posted by Ariala on June 8, 2005 at 8:23 AM | link to this | reply

Hot, Horney women making asses of themselves for you...it really never

amazes me the number of them you have to beat off.  Or the number of them that have to beat you off...I need to think about this comment a little more.  Don't pick Ariala, she likes to insert corn in wrong places...

posted by Kiddo75 on June 8, 2005 at 8:19 AM | link to this | reply

Well Chris... I guess I'll just have to get off the heat!
 "Although I understand a woman on heat is unable to control herself..."  Student Head Explodes





posted by Transcendental_Child on June 8, 2005 at 6:54 AM | link to this | reply

Chris ... being the magnanimous man that you are ...
why not take both? One at a time or together.

posted by fwmystic on June 8, 2005 at 6:49 AM | link to this | reply

Did you say you're an OILY man? As in baby oil? Count me
in as the root of all evil, then.  It's a distinction I'll wear proudly--although hopefully not for long!

posted by Renigade on June 8, 2005 at 6:01 AM | link to this | reply

offbeatpub
Are you saying that you like oily men?  Or that you want to be a Communist?  I can help you with both. 

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 5:59 AM | link to this | reply

Mark
Yeah but the trouble with someone that nice looking is they're likely to have had sex with someone who has a penis bigger than two inches.  It just leaves me open for feeling insecure, and wet.

posted by chris2303 on June 8, 2005 at 5:58 AM | link to this | reply

That photo is so sexy it makes me want to get oily with HER not you,

Chrissy poo...at least with her first, okay...now we're straight, metaphorically speaking of course.

Satan's tool,
The Woman (the other day you said I was a man...) HELP  or ?

posted by Ariala on June 8, 2005 at 4:59 AM | link to this | reply

Chris
Commies don't believe in God. Darn the luck...so I guess if your not a horny woman, then your not evil? How can you tell if they're lying? It just might be some woman are turned on by oily men..even enough to lie...

posted by Offy on June 8, 2005 at 4:47 AM | link to this | reply

Yeah, it's tempting when they dress all hot-n-sexy ~

~ But it's clearly Satan at work.

Be strong, man-friends. Courage.....

posted by mark2556 on June 8, 2005 at 4:20 AM | link to this | reply