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Vanidad
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July 18, 2005
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Chris MMCCCIII
Another insect from this island of Britain? Khan detest you and your weakling pecs. Your puny testicles would be smashed by the Great and Powerful Khan's manliness. And you would find it most pleasurable.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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June 4, 2005
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88 Casandra
Yes, it seems this site is, in reality, the Official Ladies Auxiliary of the Lonely Hearts I Hate Men So Please Come Have Sex With Me So I Can Hate You Club. Khan finds this enteraining. Khan also finds pestilence entertaining, so it's all in how you look at it.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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June 4, 2005
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Khan
Is it only her that's not allowed to ask for your superior sexual favours? I am warm...
posted by
chris2303
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June 4, 2005
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Whining women, arrogant men, much of a muchness I guess...
posted by
Ca88andra
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June 3, 2005
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Wizard of Words
No. Let them eat static. Or cake. Or each other. Whatever, whining women make Khan grow weary.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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June 3, 2005
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You are funny!
Anything more to say?
posted by
Wordwizard
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June 2, 2005
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Catney of God
Khan is pleased with your thanks. Bring more of your kind to Khan. Together we can build.....an empire.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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June 1, 2005
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Thank you, O Khan.
posted by
calmcantey75
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May 31, 2005
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Catney of 1975: Does Khan approve of men engaging multiple women at once?
Khan demands it. Khan has many women and a very tight schedule.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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May 31, 2005
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Beater of Pubs -
This superior advice applies only to the pitiful, pathetic, love-longing, support-seeking, man-bashing women who spend their days agonizing over the inexplicable internal conflict they wage between loathing men and seeking them with every fiber of their being. Which accounts for 99% of the females Khan has observed here.
Khan recommends you get laid quickly. Do not pursue this with any of the eunuchs at this site. A superior woman requires......superior satisfaction.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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May 31, 2005
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Catney of 1975
The destruction of humanity? Khan is counting on it. Having observed the pathetic whining of those longing for love in this wretched site, the end is close at hand.
Plus, Khan has been to Starbucks. The inferior men there disgust Khan. The superior man does not drink café latte. Pansies.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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May 31, 2005
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Ann of Ben ---
If one can navigate the sickening comments of the lovelorn in this blogging dimension without heaving their guts out, space travel will prove remarkably easy.
However, even the great and powerful Khan finds this to be a superior challenge.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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May 31, 2005
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and Does Khan approve of men engaging multiple women at once?
or should the inferior man concentrate his powers on one woman?
posted by
calmcantey75
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May 31, 2005
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O Superior Khan........
what should I do when my women contricts the oxygen from my lungs with her well exercised legs. I do not wish to interrupt her rapture.
posted by
calmcantey75
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May 31, 2005
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KHAN
Does this advice apply to us all? Just wondering cause I haven't been laid in over a year. So what your saying is..I should become a lesbian huh? HUMMMM
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Offy
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May 31, 2005
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Khan
may you restore balence to superior mascalinity in the human race!
You are humanities only hope from self destruction!
posted by
calmcantey75
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May 31, 2005
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Dear Khan,
Thanks for your galaxical wisdom. Midnight blue might lull the the problem away.
I have another question. How does one overcome astral sickness from space flights?
Your reader has posed the question,
Ann.
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A-and-B
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May 30, 2005
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Ann of Ben ---
Your eye strain means nothing to Khan. Khan's eyes have seen far, far worse in the deepest reaches of the galaxy...sites so horrible it brings pain to Khan. Besides, Khan was told blue is soothing.
-Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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May 30, 2005
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Catney of 1975 ---
Yes, Khan returns. And I find nothing but sniveling women lamenting their pitiful attempts at inferior love. They disgust Khan. They need to experience the rapture only Khan can provide.
Once they go Khan, their minds will be gone.
- Khan has spoken
posted by
Khan_the_Superior
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May 30, 2005
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Dear Khan,
I like reading your blog but the background deep blue color gives me eye strain because my eyes are inferior.
Your reader has written,
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
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May 30, 2005
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Khan has returned!
in all of his Great Wisdom!
posted by
calmcantey75
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May 30, 2005
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