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Jeez, I was trying to eat some ice cream here
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posted by FactorFiction on May 17, 2005 at 6:12 PM | link to this | reply

Chris:

Why do some penises smell like week-old sweat and look like wrinkly balloons?

It all comes down to one thing for the sexes: hygeine.

posted by Little_Girl_Blue on May 17, 2005 at 5:48 PM | link to this | reply

Chris

You may want to consider a smell check prior to getting your face too close. I gather you do not like fish? I'am no bi but Chris I haven't ever smelled anyone who carries this flavor....

 

posted by Offy on May 15, 2005 at 2:28 PM | link to this | reply

Never mind about Mysteria ~

We all know you have other......desires.

You weak, weak man.

posted by mark2556 on May 15, 2005 at 8:50 AM | link to this | reply

fwmystic

Well my friend, the first thing we do is fix it.  And then we destroy it, leaving no earthly trace, or scent, of it.  Everyone wins.

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:33 AM | link to this | reply

Spitfire
I disagree, I believe the odour is caused by a reaction to tight knickers and sweat.  As for me, I was told about this female stink...I'm shot to buggery so women don't concern me...

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:31 AM | link to this | reply

chelly
Shit, am I stealing your material again?  Sorry, but great minds do think alike...so where is your post then?  It sounds eggs citing!  Kill me, kill me now.

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:29 AM | link to this | reply

Hollee: Good, it'll bring out the colour in your cheeks.

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:28 AM | link to this | reply

mark
I understand mysteria perfectly (I think she likes me).  Hoo hoo...wait a minute you Commie bashing bastardsky...

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:28 AM | link to this | reply

You Look Fabulous
Great!  Now I feel hungry.

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:27 AM | link to this | reply

mysteria
You are a person with a grand vision, one which I would share should I ever get out of prison.

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:26 AM | link to this | reply

mark
Yes, good point.  I guess the ladies don't like the taste of cheese yeasties in their mouth as much as I don't like it flavouring my finger nails, despite the calcium benefits.

posted by chris2303 on May 15, 2005 at 8:26 AM | link to this | reply

Chris - more importantly, what do you do with a smelly poon?
love it, or get it to leave the country?

posted by fwmystic on May 14, 2005 at 11:34 PM | link to this | reply

Oh, Chrissy, I dunno who you've been dealing with
concerning such nastiness, but daaayyam! I suggest a washcloth and some antibiotics are in order. However, keep in mind that on most occasions, physical contact with MEN (aka Big Jim & the Twins) are the most likely cause of vaginal infections. hehe. It be twoo, 'dat is.

posted by SpitFire70 on May 14, 2005 at 10:37 PM | link to this | reply

Chris, doll, you're just twisted.
But I guess you already knew that!

posted by Jemmie211 on May 14, 2005 at 2:10 PM | link to this | reply

see, a few rotten eggs make some of us gals with morons too stupid
to hurl any other insults, rotten as well.  I just did a post about the whole smelly vagina thing.  I'm sorry some women curdle like milk on a hot july day...but we shouldn't have to pay for it.

posted by Kiddo75 on May 14, 2005 at 1:58 PM | link to this | reply

pukerola

posted by Ariala on May 14, 2005 at 1:53 PM | link to this | reply

Oh gag. I think I'm gonna hurl..................

posted by Hollee on May 14, 2005 at 8:34 AM | link to this | reply

Chris ~ Please disregard Mysteria's comment to disegard her comment

A thorough rinsing never hurt anybody.  The mouth you save may be your own.

Rinse. Spit. Wipe. Repeat.

posted by mark2556 on May 14, 2005 at 8:30 AM | link to this | reply

chris2303
please disregard this comment and the last one...I'm insomniatic and pressing all the wrong buttons..hey! but at least I'm still clicking!

posted by mysteria on May 14, 2005 at 8:21 AM | link to this | reply

chris
...pardon, so as not to cause confusion...make sure you rinse your panties free of soap, not what i said be

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posted by TARZANA on May 14, 2005 at 8:08 AM | link to this | reply

Chris
If your Vagina smells like Fish that means you have *Bacterial Vaginosis*.  If you go to the doctor, you will be prescribed the proper antibiotics and you will soon, very soon be rid of the prawny parfum a la ick!  It is a genuine medical condition that most women just assume to be normal.  Most of the time it comes from scented toilet paper or failing to thoroughly rinse your garments with soap... Regardless...you make good points...  Here's to ridding all vaginas of excess bacteria.com!!!

posted by mysteria on May 14, 2005 at 8:00 AM | link to this | reply

This is the same God that created smegma ~

~ Which smells nothing like fish but makes for a nutritious popcorn topping, especially if there's lots of fresh butter in your lap.

posted by mark2556 on May 14, 2005 at 8:00 AM | link to this | reply