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fwmystic
So true. But what makes it even MORE potent is when you say it like this:
"¡BITCH!" Notice the all caps, and the upside down exclamation point. This is not to be confused with "¿BITCH!" That just causes trouble.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on May 11, 2005 at 1:59 PM
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Factor
Well you see, one time I did actually say "woman" at the end of a sentence. She became rabid and violent, so I remembered back to a book I read about survival. I stood as tall as I could and spread my arms out to look as big as possible. I avoided direct eye contact so as not to agitate the aggressor. I then made loud, deep noises to make the aggressor believe I was able to defend myself. When she just stood there staring at me, I remembered that advice was for meeting up with a mountain lion. Oops.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on May 11, 2005 at 1:57 PM
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Hack - no, no, no ...
if you really want to mean business, you say, "Bitch!"
posted by
fwmystic
on May 11, 2005 at 1:44 PM
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and then she broke up with you right?
adding that last word is pretty much doom... 
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 11, 2005 at 1:40 PM
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fwmystic
Negative. There is no old hacker. I'm hard core young. I'm young as hell. I'm like, 20 years old or something.
I had a girlfriend once who when I said something "wrong" she would just sigh. Eventually I told her, "Oh hell no. Don't you sigh at me. You tell me what's on your mind because if you don't nothing will ever get fixed. Woman." You have to add the "woman" part on the end to make sure she knows you mean business.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on May 11, 2005 at 1:34 PM
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That's the old Hacker talking ...
and I hate it when one of my kids sighs at me, especially the big, loud, audible sigh! that hangs in the room like a date on the calender.
posted by
fwmystic
on May 11, 2005 at 12:07 PM
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fwmystic
Don't you sigh at me. And yes, Starbucks anything is a drug. A terrible drug.
And wait, you even put an ! after the sigh. That means it was a super sigh. Like one of those sighs you put emphasis on. I’m hurt, and I’m gonna go cry somewhere.
If you feel pity for me and my emotional pain, I do accept generous donations. Measly donations are accepted as well, but you’ll most likely be scoffed upon my receiving of the monies.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on May 11, 2005 at 12:00 PM
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C'mon man - where's your sense of humor?????
i have no problem with you abstaining from drugs. I don't do drugs (anymore), unless you count Starbucks Mega Mocha Frappachino. But if you're going to opine that maryjane should remain illegal for the entire country on the basis of two friends you know, well, c'mon, you should have been ready to defend your position.
sigh!
posted by
fwmystic
on May 11, 2005 at 11:53 AM
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