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Unidentified Hacker,

I wave my private parts in your auntie's face....I fart in your general direction, you kniggets!

posted by Blanche. on May 6, 2005 at 5:16 PM | link to this | reply

How do we tell?
So, how do we tell whether she, is made, of wood?

Build a bridge out of her!

Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Oh, yeah.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on May 6, 2005 at 12:41 PM | link to this | reply

Mary
The Monty Python reference made the whole day better! =P

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on May 6, 2005 at 12:38 PM | link to this | reply

She turned me into a newt.... I got better!
Ah, shucks.  If you piss off the witch, you're just going to have to deal with the flying monkeys. 

posted by Blanche. on May 6, 2005 at 12:36 PM | link to this | reply

Mia
Ohhh man that would NOT be good. I'd be walking down the street, minding my own business when suddenly, "OH CRAP! MY LEG!" and I'd fall to the ground, probably knocking several people and a table or two over in the process. Yikes.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on May 6, 2005 at 11:39 AM | link to this | reply

uni
good thing you didn't piss someone off who was practicing voodoolol

posted by MiaElla on May 6, 2005 at 11:10 AM | link to this | reply

Factor
haha, no no, see I'm crazy like "I hear voices". She's crazy like "I'm going to rip your head off if you don't agree with me". That's not my kinda crazy =P

And no worries, you're funny to me too =P

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on May 6, 2005 at 10:47 AM | link to this | reply

Well, that would make it a perfect match, no??  hehehe, I am funny to me anyway...

posted by FactorFiction on May 6, 2005 at 10:42 AM | link to this | reply

Factor
Hehehe, I'm not sure I'd want to take part in a private ritual with her. She's crazy. And this is coming from a guy who has schizophrenia.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on May 6, 2005 at 10:38 AM | link to this | reply

Aww and to think that maybe
all your friend really wanted to do was see if you'd attend a couple of private rituals with her...

posted by FactorFiction on May 6, 2005 at 10:21 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala
Yup, nothing to fear. I can't quite explain why I'm feeling the urge to ribbit and eat flies, however.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on May 6, 2005 at 9:19 AM | link to this | reply

Great, you went and got that witch mad at you! LOL Since it's not "real"
there's nothing to fear...

posted by Ariala on May 6, 2005 at 9:17 AM | link to this | reply