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Khan is a superior spankmaster

That is why Khan wears one glove.  Send the woman to Khan.

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 15, 2005 at 3:49 PM | link to this | reply

I think I should get a little money out of that one....huh?

I thought Kahn was a strong manly man...not a weak at the knees spankmaster, cripple at the thought of hand smackin' a pretty ass....so disappointed..

posted by Kiddo75 on May 15, 2005 at 3:44 PM | link to this | reply

did yee just smack yeself???

posted by Kiddo75 on May 15, 2005 at 3:42 PM | link to this | reply

Khan's superior smashstick would crush the inferior woman to atoms --

Or leave her a mindless slave begging for Khans' touch. And her husband is too weak and defective to live. Besides, Khan has already shipped the ceti eels.

However, Khan wouldn't mind slapping her inferior fanny. From hell's heart, I spank at thee....for hate's sake, I paddle thee.....to the ends of ---- well, it sounds like a go to Khan.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 15, 2005 at 3:38 PM | link to this | reply

I do not agree with this advice. I think you should have told this

woman to support her dipshit.  He obviously has mental issues...why is he not instituionalized?  You should have smashed her cruel ways with your oh so manly smashstick.  Or, given her a good spanking....

posted by Kiddo75 on May 15, 2005 at 3:19 PM | link to this | reply

So Khan has been told ---

Where is this island? Khan wishes to construct a fortress and rocket launch pad. And a superior cafeteria.

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 13, 2005 at 12:44 PM | link to this | reply

Hi Khan

You look a hell of a lot like that guy who used to do Fantasy Island.

posted by mandinka on May 11, 2005 at 3:00 PM | link to this | reply

Khan

You impress Mighty Mysteria to no end. 

posted by mysteria on May 6, 2005 at 6:02 PM | link to this | reply

Khan,

Hi. I have read you from somewhere. A triplet set. Good luck.

Ben.

posted by A-and-B on May 4, 2005 at 7:12 PM | link to this | reply

Khan, pagan lust? LOL You dream in full color, I see...but I'm afraid

you are projecting.  I would recommend therapy, and me as the therapist, but your condition would only worsen.  Perhaps hitting your head against the wall might help?  I would be glad to direct you to the nearest cement wall...I care that much.

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 6:23 PM | link to this | reply

Ariphalla ---

Khan will not consent to your inferior pagan lust. I recommend the beaver-dweller. Beaver dams can be quite cozy, Khan is told.

Please don't frighten the beavers.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 6:19 PM | link to this | reply

Khan, I am puny only because you have eaten stacks of pancakes for

thousands of years and have turned into one large carb ball.  I am here to deflate you back to your normal puny self...it may take a while, but you, master of mites, will thank me later and rub my back with exotic oils. 

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 5:52 PM | link to this | reply

Catney of 1975

Yes...yes..."These...are pets. Not fully domesticated." Or something like that. There was a lot of screaming going on.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 5:50 PM | link to this | reply

Arnibiala --- You amuse Khan even more

Ha ha. Ha ha ha. You see? Khan is laughing at your inferior intellect. And your objects. They are puny. Unless you are a puny woman, which you are. Therefore, they are huge. And Khan makes them look puny. It's Khan's superior size.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 5:49 PM | link to this | reply

O Khan

I am trembling as remember what you did to Chekov and that black dude.

- you said " These are...pets". Horrifying

posted by calmcantey75 on May 4, 2005 at 5:41 PM | link to this | reply

Khan, I desire you only in my service, nothing more. You are simply an

object like my chair, my table or my shoe...you should be so lucky as be included among these.

 

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 5:40 PM | link to this | reply

Catney of 1975 ---

Stand clear...I may smash this inferior woman to atoms. Granted, that's not a lot of atoms, but it's still a messy business.

- Khan has spoken.

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 5:36 PM | link to this | reply

Aribaba ---

It's clear to the superior intelligence of Khan that you desire me. You may experience the superior delight that is Khan if you prove yourself worthy. Bring me this bread. And fresh butter. Khan loves fresh butter.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 5:34 PM | link to this | reply

Ari

I admire your great courage.

posted by calmcantey75 on May 4, 2005 at 5:31 PM | link to this | reply

Cantey, I am here to save you all from the beast...only a woman can do it.

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 5:29 PM | link to this | reply

Khan, I'm afraid this woman cannot be suppressed, controlled, manipulated,

or subservient unless in complete awe of the man and in love with him...since that would never happen with Mr. No Khan Do, I'm afraid you must be brought into my harem and used to build me a deck and repave my driveway.  If you're a good boy, I might let you paint my nails and brush my hair.  This is doubtful indeed.  Hence, I may have you bake bread to subdue you once and for all.

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 5:28 PM | link to this | reply

Ari, please

you will bring the Wrath of Khan on us all.

posted by calmcantey75 on May 4, 2005 at 5:26 PM | link to this | reply

Areona ~

Your inferior, diminutive stature is surpassed only by your inferior, diminutive brain. Khan thought to use you for domestic services, but now I see you would be useless at these tasks. The weakling men of this world have not properly conditioned you.

However, you have hope. Khan can realign your thoughts into proper "service". It will, however, be very painful. You will thank Khan for your pain.  Khan is doing this at cost.

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 5:24 PM | link to this | reply

Khan, I am 6' 4"...beat that, little boy.

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 5:12 PM | link to this | reply

Catney of 1975

Anything from this dismal planet is unworthy to occupy space in Khan's superior domicile. The pathetic skull of this beaver-dweller will serve as a reminder to Khan of the immeasurable inferiority of early 21st Century mankind.

However, it could be pretty skanky. Khan must find a more suitable adornment. From the depths of Remular 12 to the moons of Midor...on the furthest quasar...in the very center of Triton....Khan will seek what he needs. Or at Super Target.

- Khan has Spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 5:09 PM | link to this | reply

Kneel before a puny, inferior woman?

Khan is amused. Even kneeling Khan would tower over you. By at least a foot.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 3:55 PM | link to this | reply

Khan, it is the name of one most superior. Please kneel at this time.

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 3:09 PM | link to this | reply

Arilia....Ariallo...Arriel....what is this name???

Khan is the superior man. It's the buff pecs.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 3:00 PM | link to this | reply

Spirit of David --- Forgive?

Khan is in no position to forgive. For hate's sake, I spit my....oh, just stop with the symbols of aggression. They really cheese me off.

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 2:58 PM | link to this | reply

O Khan

thank you for returning.

your superior intellect is hilarious.

does Khan entertain the possibility that a head from the likes of Miss. be bad for the aesthetics of thy superior dwelling?

 

posted by calmcantey75 on May 4, 2005 at 2:51 PM | link to this | reply

Khan, I wanted to stop by and say, "Yo, dude, You're the Man!"

posted by Ariala on May 4, 2005 at 2:48 PM | link to this | reply

Khan

David apologizes again. Please forgive.

posted by David1Spirit on May 4, 2005 at 2:47 PM | link to this | reply

Spirit of David --- What is this open-thumb fist you taunt Khan with?

Again you elicit the wrath of Khan with your symbols of hand aggression. From hell's heart, I stab at them. 

- Khan has spoken

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 2:45 PM | link to this | reply

Greetings Khan

Great to see you posting your words of wisdom again!

posted by David1Spirit on May 4, 2005 at 11:48 AM | link to this | reply

Fabulous of Looks speaks wisely

Leave him alone and you'll do far worse than kill him. You'll hurt him. And, you'll go on hurting him. Leave him as the renigade Kirk left me -- marooned, for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet: buried alive...buried alive...buried alive.

Scratch that. Stick with the Ceti eel plan. Beavers need to eat, too.

- Khan has spoken  

posted by Khan_the_Superior on May 4, 2005 at 11:37 AM | link to this | reply

I am certain that I cannot top Khan's superior judgment in this matter, but you could always simply learn to enjoy being alone.

posted by TARZANA on May 4, 2005 at 11:29 AM | link to this | reply