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OH, a "Memow" is what I call my Grandmother. We couldn't
pronounce Grandmother when we were little, and somehow we got "Memow". Usually it's a "Nana", but we have our Memow. She is one of the rare true good hearts on this earth. She sees the good and chooses to forgive. Better than me.
A strangled cat....lol..Meeeeeyooooowww.... OH, no I do not live on a ranch. My dog is a hooker, and decided to make a daddy out of the rat across the street. 
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Kiddo75
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May 1, 2005
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Limey...trash over HERE, (around me, not in America...ok? lol)
are these people who sleep around with no thought as to who that person really is, could care less if they just met them, will blurt anything out no matter what it is or who is around, (by the way, this is all the mild stuff) LOUD, do not care if they are in the front yard before they do ANYTHING...(I have had to run people off for making out in my yard, cussing and screaming so loud I'm sure you can hear it way over on the next street, one was smoking a joint. And then there is the whole "parent" thing which they seem to care less about. Mothers who dump their kids off at anyones house no matter who that person is or what goes on at that house, ignore their kids when they just want a hug or for them to sit a while and color with them; say whatever in front of them - no care as to what the subject is or how it will impact that child in the future; DO whatever in front of the child, their logic is "they're 6, what do they know?". Well, they may not know much but they will, and they will remember. BELIEVE ME.
That is just the inside insanity, the outside of them, the actual body and attire, trash. Tore up clothes (they could get better, but it would interfere with their alcohol or drugs) tube tops on fat ass women, no teeth, 2 teeth, green teeth, scraggly hair, odor, women with underarm hair, tore up panty hose...(usually the knees).
I'm stopping ... you get the point? 
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Kiddo75
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May 1, 2005
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Chelly
A memow, now what's that - a strangled cat?
And who exactly would you call trash? I ask because this is something that appears to vary from country to country.
Here, the word trash is very rarely used: instead, people tend to say so-and-so is rather common.
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Limey
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Chelly
Six puppies? Where do you live, on a ranch?
Now about the girl, you don't mean ... ah, yes, but of course, you do. Hmmmm.
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Limey
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Oh, the wiskers are so forgotten about over here. We have 6 puppies now..
dogs and kitty's don't mix.
And that poor girl at my school? ha. Lets just say she smelled that way because she had too many visitors.
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Kiddo75
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May 1, 2005
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Limey, if you read anything I have ever written, you would know this:
I do not have polite company, and wanker and spunk would be like sugar and spice to them. But to answer your question, no. I do not talk anything like I do on here in polite company. I grew up with my Memow, and I grew up around her little old lady friends. So I am a "yes ma'm, no sir" type of person. Please, thank you, bless you, your welcome....no cuss words. So don't fret. But like I said, I have the unfortunate displeasure of being surrounded by trash. With them they deserve no respect.
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Kiddo75
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May 1, 2005
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Chelly
You use these two words all the time? I'm amazed: surely, not in polite company?
As to your school friend, I can't imagine why the poor soul was given such a name.
Fanny? I think you'd better re-read the definition before visiting England!
By the way, how are the whiskers?
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Limey
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May 1, 2005
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fanny - you nasty talker you.... worried about saying a woman's
bottom? lol... I thought we knew all of those....I did. I use wanker and spunk all the time. And fanny is what I tell my kids they better be sitting on when we go somewhere to eat.
funky spunk.... that's what they called this girl I went to school with. Imagine why?
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Kiddo75
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May 1, 2005
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Tigerprincess
You can, you can. But be careful - there's a minefield of misunderstandings out there.
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Limey
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May 1, 2005
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Renigade
Good thought. And it still might work, in the sense of someone asking for assistance, eg: "Skank, would you give me a ...?"
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Limey
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May 1, 2005
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Wonder
Sounds tempting. But then cats are so very clever, and I fear we'd soon end up like Tom and Jerry.
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Limey
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May 1, 2005
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Okay, so never say a guy has a fanny. Now I can go to England secure in that knowlege... :-)
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tigerprincess
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April 30, 2005
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Factor--No. I've already decided to return once I reach TX. I just
can't leave all of this behind. Does this mean I need therapy?
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Renigade
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April 30, 2005
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Limey
You beastly? I don't think so.
posted by
Transcendental_Child
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April 30, 2005
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Now Reni-
do you really want to leave such fascinating conversations??
posted by
FactorFiction
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April 30, 2005
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LImey--The reason I asked is because (here in the States) we call slutty
women "skanks". I thought it would be a neat play on words to say, "Wank a skank, " but obviously that is quite impossible! Oh well, I'll look for other words to play with!
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Renigade
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April 30, 2005
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Limey, it's just dinner, as we forward American women would say...
And, of course, I'm all talk anyway... No need to fear the wonder...
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Ariala
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April 30, 2005
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Wonder
Sadly not. In any case, do I really know you well enough? You see, an Englishman needs time...
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Meriouma
This is completely understandable. As you'll see, Renigade had her difficulties. However, she's getting there: a little perseverence pays dividends!
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Limey, I guess we won't be dining together then...
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Ariala
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April 30, 2005
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Renigade
By Jove, she's got it. I really think she's got it!
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Wonder
My acquaintance with your country, some years ago, is just too painful to recount. Put it this way, I won't be applying for a Green Card.
posted by
Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Hi Limers...have you ever been to America?
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Ariala
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April 30, 2005
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Just to be sure this dummie gets it...Is wanking a solo act?
posted by
Renigade
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April 30, 2005
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Limey,
I clicked on your post out of morbid curiosity. Didn't understand a word of it, but that's alright. At least you tried, and that does count for something!
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.miriouma.
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April 30, 2005
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Ms N Dependence
Thank you for your comment.
A female following? How absolutely terrifying: I must remember to be more beastly.
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Ms N Dependence
A female following? How absolutely terrifying: I must remember to be more beastly to you.
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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MysticGmeKeeper
This sort of thing is always extremely difficult for an Englishman to broach. But I'm pleased my small attempt at improving Anglo-American understanding meets with your approval. Thank you for your kind words and the flower motif.
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Limey
As always...oh and, you do realize you are developing a female following?
posted by
Transcendental_Child
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April 30, 2005
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cute, and enlightening:-) I'll try to remember not to compliment an englishman's "fannie". Its always good to be informed.
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MysticGmekeepr
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April 30, 2005
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Fact
If you mean British men, just watch their expressions!
You'll also notice delayed shock, shuffling of feet, reddening faces and an awkward, hurried attempt to change the conversation.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall.
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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hehe I can't wait to call a few guys full of spunk now...
posted by
FactorFiction
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April 30, 2005
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Sassy
Glad you liked them. Not too shocking, I trust? Americans are known to be broad-minded, if not broad-bottomed!
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Glad you liked them. Not too shocking, I trust. Americans are known to be broad-minded, if not broad-bottomed!
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Limey
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April 30, 2005
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Very interesting
It is always nice to know terms used by other countries and exactly what they mean. Thanks for sharing with this dumb American.
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sassyass_64
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April 30, 2005
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