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Sassy ~ Bizarre???
Hey, it's not like I make this shit up, y'know.
posted by
mark2556
on May 13, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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You are a totally crazy guy
I think you missed your calling though. You should be looking into comedy and the bizarre. It would appear that Chris's love interest is disabled, I get that this makes access a little easier for him though.
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 13, 2005 at 2:17 PM
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Have the ghostbusters usurped the Commie? Everything looks invisible now...
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 30, 2005 at 4:00 PM
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YLF ~ Not likely.
But we are in pre-production of
Commie2303 and the Chocolate Factory, with Macaulay Culkin as Commie2303 and Paris Hilton as a ladle.
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 11:10 AM
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Then I guess they won't be airing a production of "The Last Emperor" anytime soon in here ... ?
posted by
TARZANA
on April 29, 2005 at 10:44 AM
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YLF ~ Lemme check.
No. Seems we've advanced about as far as the mid-Paleozoic period. And even that may be a bit of a stretch.
posted by
mark2556
on April 29, 2005 at 10:35 AM
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There are homosapiens in here??
posted by
TARZANA
on April 29, 2005 at 9:30 AM
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The Commie must have accumulated immense wealth. Those peasants just worship him!
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 22, 2005 at 2:00 PM
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There are still chances for the Commie to usurp the Papal throne.........
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 20, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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There goes his aspirations!!! The new Pope has been elected...
This is my 6th click. Thanks for participating in riddles and helping out in the blog. ;-)
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 19, 2005 at 5:59 PM
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Oh, he's in their clutches, alright.
Those Ruskie women will teach him a thing or two about domination. And toothless French-kissing.
posted by
mark2556
on April 18, 2005 at 7:41 PM
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;-)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 15, 2005 at 7:02 PM
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Looks like the Commie President is still in the clutches of the Russian peasants.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 15, 2005 at 2:37 PM
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mark2556,
Many characters are due for cast replacement. Where are the director's new scripts?
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 14, 2005 at 3:37 PM
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Ben ~ Commie2303 has been taken care of ~
~ You won't be seeing him around here for QUITE some time. Oh, no.
posted by
mark2556
on April 14, 2005 at 3:30 PM
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Maybe the Commie went into the network of tunnels after this exposure.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 14, 2005 at 3:23 PM
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mark,
Waiting for the next installment in this series, of course. Funny wit!
(Ann)
#3.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 5, 2005 at 4:06 PM
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K-M ~ I've got all sorts of stuff on my hands...
...and frankly, time isn't this.......sticky.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2005 at 7:10 PM
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Hilarious, I loved it. Obviously someone has too much time on his hands. Keep it up!
Kaelen
posted by
Kaelen-Myril
on April 3, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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GB ~ Just leave it with the guard at the front gate.
As soon as you pull away I'll turn the dogs on him and grab the loot.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2005 at 6:27 PM
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Ann ~ Me too.
For what? ПОМОЩЬ!
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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Mark2556,
You got my vote! Where do I send the cash?
posted by
Glennb
on April 3, 2005 at 5:44 PM
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метка 2556,
ожидание ---------------------------------------------------- translates to waiting.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 3, 2005 at 2:01 PM
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You'll never take me alive, pinko ~
Better dead than red....
Still, no teeth? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2005 at 9:26 AM
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Marksky: I think you protest too much...
Yes, that's right, good enough for you once wasn't it, Comrade? Come back to the red side...we are warm...
posted by
chris2303
on April 3, 2005 at 8:15 AM
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Ann ~ Yes, but it was kinda like predicting a sunset.
I hope I can sober up Pope2303 by tomorrow. And pay off the nuns.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2005 at 7:25 AM
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DamonLeigh666
Yes. And yes. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
posted by
mark2556
on April 3, 2005 at 7:00 AM
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Is Everyone...
...with a number after their name here a sick, perverted, pinko commie bastard?
Or did I miss something?
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on April 3, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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Your prediction came through. Long live the Pope!
11.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 2, 2005 at 2:37 PM
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How come I didn't know that there's a battle of photos going on!!!
Its a 10 now.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 2, 2005 at 2:16 PM
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So, you wanna kick it up to nuclear weapons, eh pinko???
Resistance is futile.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2005 at 9:52 AM
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Oh really?
You silly, silly boy...
posted by
chris2303
on April 2, 2005 at 9:29 AM
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Nice try, Godless Hun ~
This is America, comrade. We've got the biggest and the best of everything.
Go ahead. Make my day, punk.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2005 at 7:15 AM
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No chance you Western wimp!!
HAVE IT YOU!!!
posted by
chris2303
on April 2, 2005 at 6:42 AM
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All right for you, pinko!
We will bury you...
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2005 at 6:31 AM
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No chance...
I'm not going back to being mistaken for a girl every time I pick up the phone. Or meet someone.
posted by
chris2303
on April 2, 2005 at 6:28 AM
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Now I need steroids ~
~ In my testies. Send back the needle.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2005 at 6:24 AM
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marksky
Она любит быть побритым.
Vodka, vodka, nyet.
posted by
chris2303
on April 2, 2005 at 6:18 AM
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Oh man....that's hot.
Commie bastard! Weakening....weakening....
Задавите мои genitals, вас красный зверь!
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2005 at 6:12 AM
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mark:
Well, being a "special case", I thought you deserve something a bit better than the average Comrade, so I've been saving Ivanetta Trotsky just for you. She has a good grip.
posted by
chris2303
on April 2, 2005 at 6:06 AM
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Commie2303 ~
You pinko bastards homos make me sick! Where's all the "Hot Available Russian Women" I signed up for??
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2005 at 5:40 AM
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Coincidentally, the Commies of 'Nam were professional moles excavating their tunnels. They even shored up the roofs of the tunnels for durability. If the midgets applied that...
#9
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 2, 2005 at 5:38 AM
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An army of midget commie mutants ~
With electronic thought control devices shoved up their wahzoos....oh, Commie2303 is diabolical. And a regular Dr. Doolittle in the animal kingdom. OK, Dr. Moreau, with a bad fetish side.
posted by
mark2556
on April 2, 2005 at 5:29 AM
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mark2556,
Midgets again! I forgot they are in every scheme of things. They would look like red goblins dressed in Commie red rags.
#8
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 2, 2005 at 5:26 AM
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mark2556--great public relations for Chris; makes him more human.
posted by
scriber
on April 2, 2005 at 4:53 AM
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It's all true, Komrades...
My dreams of communist loving farmers and livestock all enjoying equal rights under my queer eye for the Red Guy have been laid to rest along with the arms race. You may all look at me as a sick, buggering monster, but all I ever wanted to do was to create an army of inbred political figures with a dash of puppy. Everyone could have lived in equal bliss, barring an occasional anal intrusion by me, a leader of men.
I ask you, who's the real vile dictator homo? Not I....not....I...
Now where did Stalin Peacock go...oonk...
posted by
chris2303
on April 2, 2005 at 1:25 AM
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Ann ~ Isn't it obvious?
Midgets. And that includes Commie2303's shetland pony, Louigi.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 7:56 PM
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Beasts of England would comprise of beasts of the higher order? Lions? Homo sapiens? Men only? Women only?
#7
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 7:32 PM
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I guessed wrongly on the sheep. Many like counting sheep to sleep.
#6
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 2:59 PM
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Ann ~ Beasts of England, of course.
And dogs.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 2:48 PM
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mark,
Based on your previous comment, in the humorist's opinion, which animals are from the higher hierarchy?
#5
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 2:10 PM
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I'll say ~
The 7 Commandments are abridged for the last time, simply reading, "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others." ~ G.O.
I think this is what got Commie2303 started on animals in the first place. Damned sicko.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 2:04 PM
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Remember George Orwell's Animal Farm? To paraphrase his words in the modern context, "One crevice good, two crevices better."
#4.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 1:59 PM
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Ann ~ Better dead than red.
Or fed than bed. Or gimme head 'til I'm dead. Shit, there were a lot of drugs involved, at least as far as I can remember.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 1:47 PM
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The commies are less of a threat in UK than the IRA. That would be a risky topic since their spies are everywhere.
#3
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 1:40 PM
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This post is sort of a humorous payback against those who are anti-back-door. ;-)
I'm returning your prize booty of 12 clicks by entering and exiting the blog. #2 now.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 1:23 PM
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Loanlady ~
If you tilt your montitor back at a 45-degree angle and scroll, it's just like the movie. A couple of doobies beforehand help, too.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 1:07 PM
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Very good April Fools' Day joke. New photos are very funny too.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2005 at 1:05 PM
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How does that old commercial go "A mind is a terrible thing to waste" or was it " Mental illness causes crossdressing Maggie to pull her dress up to her waist?"
I practiced scrolling really fast just like in the real Star Wars Movies and it gets one all tingly
posted by
the-loanlady
on April 1, 2005 at 1:02 PM
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Strat ~ Excellent idea!
With a little luck we can get Macaulay Culkin to star as Commie2303 and Benji as Margaret Thatcher.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 12:53 PM
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Awesome!
There is a Disney Special in all this somewhere, I just know it.
posted by
strat
on April 1, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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fwmystic ~ Indeed.
Can you imagine the screams? Fucking commie bastards!!! I hope they make decent bacon, at least.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 10:58 AM
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Mark - Greatness!
those poor yorkshire hogs.
posted by
fwmystic
on April 1, 2005 at 10:36 AM
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Mark, not so fast...perhaps the homos can use him?
posted by
Ariala
on April 1, 2005 at 10:32 AM
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Ariala ~ Are you kidding?
With this madman stockpiling purified lard in secret laboratories all over the country? We're facing economic chaos, not to mention the real possiblilty of personal lubricant warfare, if something isn't done.
Personally, I think we should nuke the bastard back to the Neolithic Era.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 10:30 AM
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Mark, this is disturbing indeed, but I suppose the lard will decrease
in cost?
posted by
Ariala
on April 1, 2005 at 10:22 AM
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E-M ~ You're obviously not trying hard enough.
Now go back and read it again. If you let a turd slip out we'll call it even.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 10:22 AM
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Ariala ~ 60 that we know of.
Lord only knows what the number will grow to once we start excavating his back yard.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 10:16 AM
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David ~ From your keyboard to Satan's monitor.
Or whatever he uses.
posted by
mark2556
on April 1, 2005 at 10:15 AM
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You are truly
A gifted talent!
I almost peed my pants reading this!
GREAT POST!!!!!
posted by
Entrepreneur_Maker
on April 1, 2005 at 10:07 AM
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"Atleast 60 succulent Yorkshire hogs?" hahahahahahahaha
Exposed! has been revived!
posted by
Ariala
on April 1, 2005 at 9:55 AM
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Totally off the hook!
I said it before, somewhere out there is a TV show looking for a writer like you. 
For late night cable only of course! 
posted by
David1Spirit
on April 1, 2005 at 9:50 AM
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