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Whammie: Well, since the sheep are a lot closer to me than you are,
my American cousin, I will never know any better. Sheep, by the way, are preferable to dogs because you get a free sweatshirt out of them.
posted by
chris2303
on January 7, 2005 at 2:46 AM
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You know if you had some Whammie, sheep would never be the same!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 7, 2005 at 1:15 AM
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So, Chris2303, which are best????
Are sheep the best, or merely the easiest?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 7, 2005 at 1:13 AM
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Why all of them of course...moo hahahahha
posted by
chris2303
on January 7, 2005 at 1:02 AM
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So, Chris2303, you have been bitten by both dogs and sheep?
What other species have you tried to Violate?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 7, 2005 at 12:32 AM
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DEVILINME1
Well it's easy - nobody listens to what I say so nobody knows how vile I really am.
posted by
chris2303
on January 7, 2005 at 12:03 AM
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KlaraRoberts
Just to seal the deal, maybe you should also think about including some sort of poetry. You know, for all the big girls.
posted by
chris2303
on January 7, 2005 at 12:02 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Last time I did that I got arrested, but then I did have a sheep instead of a dog. Sheep are friendlier, and hurt less when they bite.
posted by
chris2303
on January 7, 2005 at 12:01 AM
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Bad thing is, well, I don't know if it is a bad thing, just an odd thing,
you could talk about all the atheist mexican midgets and make fun of all the furry little pups who lay dying at the foot of a poor old womans bed, and I don't think anyone would really even mind. They may even get a chuckle. How do you do it? The charm you have.??
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 6, 2005 at 8:19 AM
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I have my next title for today, Chris!
The religious and political implications of my cancer ridden Husky as seen through the eyes of a housewife with a husband with great abdominals (pic included). Do you think this will do it???
posted by
KlaraRoberts
on January 6, 2005 at 6:17 AM
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Chris, you have made some very good points!
How about a picture of a tan midget with a six-pack holding his sick dog, while they share a look of longing and love?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 6, 2005 at 5:36 AM
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Thanks saving_mia
I don't think I have a picture posted here, unless that picture of mother2303 is still on Ariala's photo blog thingy...?
posted by
chris2303
on January 6, 2005 at 5:30 AM
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Aren't you an interesting one..............
and funny. Have you posted your picture?
posted by
saving_mia
on January 6, 2005 at 5:23 AM
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gypsyred
Yeah, there seemed to be a little confusion at the office...the six pack man with a tan was also the midget. It just didn't work out.
posted by
chris2303
on January 6, 2005 at 5:13 AM
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Chris...
I came for the 6 pack man pic and the midget humor.... man did I get ripped off. sigh. Very insightful post though. I don't think there's ever going to be that one perfect blog.
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on January 6, 2005 at 5:09 AM
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