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See Mary!
Honest as the day is long, that's me.
posted by
canine277
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November 21, 2004
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Canine has my absolute confidense mary x...no worries.
posted by
A_Norseman
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November 21, 2004
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Alf's blogs are family oriented
Now go get your mom's credit card.... LOL! Thanks for stopping by IR.
posted by
canine277
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November 20, 2004
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Hmm...
I would buy in but I think it would be illegal for someone underage. Nice idea though
posted by
InherentRights
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November 20, 2004
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Mary
I'm as honest as the day is long. And besides do you think I'd try to rip off a man who carries a sword?
posted by
canine277
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November 20, 2004
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Okay, I'm pinning my hopes on your integriy, Canine, I'm telling you, I just can't take one more, "Hey, someobdy done somebody wrong song."
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Blanche.
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November 20, 2004
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Mary
Please! I would never do that to Alf. He's my man. He's going to make me rich, but not by thievery or deception. I'm not that kind of guy.
posted by
canine277
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November 20, 2004
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Hmm, this sounds like the best partnership since Elvis and the Colonel. I suspect, though, that you may blow town with the dough to the Bahamas, or rook poor Alf out of his contract. "Never trust a dame or a semi-automatic," I'm told. Words to live by. Next thing you know, you'll be selling Alf's entire collected works to Michael Jackson and he won't be able to sing a note of his work due to legal mumbo-jumbo. It ain't right, I tell you, it just ain't right.
posted by
Blanche.
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November 20, 2004
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I've been to the memorial. I don't want to have to go for a friend.
posted by
canine277
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November 20, 2004
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Canine, I worry , too. Side effect of the job? Not a bad one, though.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
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November 20, 2004
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Whammie
I worry about people I care for. You may email me any time that you like. They will be little surprise presents.
posted by
canine277
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November 20, 2004
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Canine....
Thanks for checking in on me! I added your email to my forwarding list.
Luv,
Whammie 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
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November 20, 2004
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Angel
I do have a way with words, dont I?
posted by
canine277
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November 20, 2004
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Canine~~~
hehe .. very nice expression!!! Bllllllkkkkkk .. hahahaha
posted by
ANGELZ_MIND
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November 20, 2004
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Franky
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Wow, I could use a good salesman.
What's your cut? It's not one of those concrete shoes deals is it? Funny stuff.
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
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November 19, 2004
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Sounds good Alf
We are gonna clean up!!!!! Glad you like.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Canine....Wow.
Your marketing prowess has exceeded all my expectations. Today Blogit....tomorrow...Oprah! I am glad I'm not paying you by the hour though because that must have taken some time out of your day. Hole cow! I feel like such a celebrity now. You are one very talented, very special guy Canine. Ok, not the cutest secretary I've ever seen...but you'll do. Oh by the way, just got my computer working again, so watch out..
posted by
A_Norseman
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November 19, 2004
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Kelly looks over my shoulder for misspells Wiley.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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canine277
So, like did the canine sleep through all this hoss?? I'll betcha he got all the donuts

posted by
WileyJohn
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November 19, 2004
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Hey! Whammieeeeeee
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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LOL! Justso
Glad I could help.
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canine277
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November 19, 2004
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posted by
WHAMENATOR
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November 19, 2004
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Canine
I didn't know how to spell that. It is perfect, I can just see the expression as you say it. bbbbbbbbbblllllkkkkkkk
posted by
Justi
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November 19, 2004
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Love coffee, hate donuts. bbbbllllllkkkkkkk! Now you know.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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CAnine~~~

omg.... lol.... At work .... hahahah... this is what cops do while driving?? working?? what happened to the coffee/donut shops??
posted by
ANGELZ_MIND
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November 19, 2004
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Thanks Taps
I'm ashamed to admit that I wrote that in my police car this morning.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Canine - You are so witty. This is wonderful. LMAO
posted by
TAPS.
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November 19, 2004
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littlem
You are so right it's scary.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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I would LOVE to write copy Klara.
And you know, it's the one type of writing I know, absolutely, that I'd be good at.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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LOL!
you've got too much time on your hands don;t you????
posted by
littlemspickles
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November 19, 2004
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You're not only a "copydog", you're a damned good copywriter, Canine!
posted by
KlaraRoberts
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November 19, 2004
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Thank you Ann. I read all of the poetry posts. Only comment on special ones though. Wish I had the time to do more.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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My smile
stretched for a mile
on this humorous post.
Thanks so much for offering to buy
our romantic poetry if it were published.
Another established poet here publishes in hardcopy,
samples can be read in his blogs,
especially the latest post,
as old posts were removed for copyright reasons.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
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November 19, 2004
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No bidding war here... nope. I can't be bought no matter what you heard.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Cripes - I go away for a cupla hours and the bidding wars are on.
Quirky - I've been told by the Viking that I would not last more than one day with him - therefore, that's all I can hope for - ISN - stalking is good. Stalking in stockings, better. Merry - mucus would make him too sticky. canine - I adore Belgian Malinois - marvelous dogs. All dog are marvelous, except for that hairless thingy - that's just not right.
posted by
Hollee
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November 19, 2004
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If I went home without her I'd be thrown out on my ear. There is a picture in my pets blog.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Does she come home with you?
Or is there a special place for them to stay at night?
posted by
IsSanityNear
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November 19, 2004
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No ISN
We have ten in our unit all Belgian Malinois.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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My happy dance resembles my
"I gotta pee" dance (otherwise known as the "Pee pee dance"). Usually only visible in bars after a night of pretending I do not have children. Usually followed by raucous laughter as I try to zip my jeans back up. Mostly in my head, but on occassion in reality. It ain't pretty. Dogs would run. In a related note, are all K-9 dogs german shepards?
posted by
IsSanityNear
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November 19, 2004
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No work tonight. May do happy dance, but that would be ugly. Scares the dogs.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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LOL! You two kill me!
posted by
MerryAnne
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November 19, 2004
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*nodding happily*
Another fiasco halted.... all in a day's work for Superrrr Nerrrrrrd.
Do you work again tonight canine? Should you be napping?
posted by
IsSanityNear
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November 19, 2004
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Damn! Thought I found Kelly a man.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Hehehe, suuuuure,
I'm gonna tell
you what he likes, you tell kelly, then it all happens again! Ah ha! Nice try, Kelly....errr....canine....
posted by
IsSanityNear
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November 19, 2004
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She might. She's cute and lovable. But she bites. Does he like that?
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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I don't like the name Kelly...
Kelly's always sleep with my boyfriends. Maybe I can make an exception for her, since it is doubtful she would make a move on my man...
posted by
IsSanityNear
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November 19, 2004
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Kelly can't drive
It's that whole opposable thumb thing. Sucks big time!
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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canine-
I hope work was okay! And, I hope you didn't let the dog drive...
posted by
IsSanityNear
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November 19, 2004
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word.smith
For the story you'd have to trace through Hollee's, ISN's and my blog from last night. It was a doozy. Those three had me up till midnight and I had to be in work at 3 am this morning. This is the end result. Written in my patrol car today. Yes, I had a blast.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Justso
It's a deal. I would make much more money as a blogger manager than as a blogger blogger, or something like that.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Uh Uh Merry
Keep your snots to yourself. :-)
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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I could be wrong,
but I suspect you had a whale of a time concocting this post. 
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word.smith
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November 19, 2004
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Canine
My husband says we can't do it this week. He wanted me to ask you about managing me. He said just make up anything, so you bring home the bread!
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Justi
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November 19, 2004
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Aw C'mon Canine
she comes with extra mucus! It's a great deal! How about just the mucus and I'll keep the child?
posted by
MerryAnne
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November 19, 2004
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Children will NOT be accepted as payment.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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I can't even afford one payment
how about a mucusy child?
posted by
MerryAnne
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November 19, 2004
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All major credit cards are welcomed.
If you have a paypal account we accept that as well. No personal checks though.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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canine!
Do you take credit cards??? Who can pass up an offer like that!
posted by
David1Spirit
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November 19, 2004
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Thanks Rachel
A comment from you always makes my day.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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LMAO!
Very funny!!!
posted by
RachelAnna
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November 19, 2004
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Sorry about the link.
I knew it would get someone though. One of a kind...
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Quirky
Let her be. It takes her mind off of the Demon Seed!
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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ISN
No one stalks my boy while I'm around. But I can be bought.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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canine...darn I SO wanted that link to work. LOL.
Hollee, hair and kidneys, okay...but your soul...for one day? Get a grip woman. Selling your soul should get you at least a week.
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Julia.
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November 19, 2004
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You knew I'd be here Canine...
this is hardly fair, people will see this! And he will spend time with them! Argh. You make it very hard to stalk people!!
posted by
IsSanityNear
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November 19, 2004
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Gotcha covered. I'm good at convincin'
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Say good things about me. I'm neat, small, don't eat much, love dogs,
smell good - you know - make stuff up too.
posted by
Hollee
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November 19, 2004
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Somehow I knew you'd be the first to join
I will talk to the big guy and see what I can do about individual meetings. No promises mind you, but I will try.
posted by
canine277
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November 19, 2004
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Oka - lemme see, sell my hair = one payment maybe. A kidney = two
payments. Lung = two payments. I can do this. OKAY - sign me up. Do I get to spend a day with him too? Will sell my soul for that!!
ROFLMAO canine.
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Hollee
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November 19, 2004
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