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unicorn-
yuck!
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 19, 2004 at 5:51 AM
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ISN
well, if you make it to south Tucson, you've gone too far sistah! Sure, they want you to THINK it's queso!
posted by
PastorB
on November 18, 2004 at 8:56 PM
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LOL unicorn
You mean when you're lost there are English speaking folk around? I always get lost in South Tucson and find myself in a parking lot where a hot dog vendor is trying to heat up queso. *sigh*
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:41 PM
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ISN; I think part of the problem is the state you live in
not your mental state, but state of residence, none of the streets, drives, aves., lanes etc. have any rhyme or reason to them so it's always easy to get lost. Around here, when you ask someone for directions they usually say "get lost", and that's exactly what happens!
posted by
PastorB
on November 18, 2004 at 8:39 PM
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Hollee
There could be worse things. .. I can't think of any, but there must be some...
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:32 PM
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Of course she's a girl
I wouldn't trust my life to a guy.
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:31 PM
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Nuttin' but net ISN. High five!
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:30 PM
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I wanted to be Hayley - but no-ooh, Mom had to name me Hollee.
Now I'm the state fish of Hawaii
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:30 PM
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Your dog is a girl?
The defense rests.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:29 PM
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BTW canine-
um, I'm Holly. Hollee spells it wrong, but she has the right idea...
Hollee
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:28 PM
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I hope she can drive the car
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:28 PM
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Alf
Don't you DARE bust out as the voice of reason.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:27 PM
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Thank God for the dog then.
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:26 PM
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That IS amusing my friend....
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 8:26 PM
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Canine would never...
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:26 PM
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Shit, Canine, that's just another day in the life of the Holleeees
Homonyms lead CRAZY lives....
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:26 PM
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Know what's really funny...
I have to be in work in two hours with a gun and a dog.
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:24 PM
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ISN - canine just called us stupid? US? the Holly/Hollees?
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:24 PM
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canine-
i haven't had THAT much cheesecake... c'mon...
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:24 PM
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Hollee and I will be retiring now, she is slurring her speech....
Thank goodness for the bachelorette pad- oh, wait... kids... right... Hollee, get a babysitter for my kiddos, will ya?
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:23 PM
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ROFLMAO ISN
I thought that everbody would miss that one!
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:22 PM
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The Begoneic Man
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:22 PM
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Alf - I think you've had enough. I told you - Eat Tuna Salad - but did you
listen? - NOOOOO! - had to stuff your face dinchya?
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:22 PM
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I coulda been a contender...sorry I let you down man..wont happen again.
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 8:21 PM
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The 6 million dollar Norseman.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:21 PM
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One Sex in the Beach for canine - cause he won't get it anywhere else
tonight - @dialing canine's wife@
"Hey, cut the man off at the knees okay?"
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:21 PM
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Cheesecake? There's cheesecake and you fools
aren't sharing? Sheesh...
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:21 PM
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Don't worry Alf. We can rebuild you. Make you better than you were. Faster, Stronger.
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:20 PM
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I'll have some more cheese cake.
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 8:18 PM
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Triple here. I need to drown my sorrows :-(
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:17 PM
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Two double amaretto sours coming up.......
~~I am woman, here me pour...~~~
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:17 PM
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Awww gimme another chance man...I'll be good, it was THE FOOD talking!
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 8:17 PM
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yes please. double here.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:15 PM
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We were doing fine until everybody's all american started to speak. Now we'll be run out on our ears.
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:15 PM
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Chicken shit.....
rather unisex, yes?
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:15 PM
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It's BULL crap cause it''s the BULL'S who are full of it. ha.ha.ha.
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:14 PM
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Men are wimps. Weak legs. No hips. ISN - we rock. Let's go have a drink.
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:13 PM
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:: canine tearing up contract with Alf ::
I thought I was going to be rich, but am has been!
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:13 PM
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Thanks coach...I'm ok now. **shaking head vigorously**
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 8:12 PM
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OK Ladies, two can play at that,
why is it "BULL" crap and not cow crap, or bovine crap? Huhhh? I think that is a sexist comment!
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 8:11 PM
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Alf
As your coach, manager, accountant, lawyer, security guy I am asking you nicely to please refrain from insulting paying customers. We are going down the tubes quickly.
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 8:10 PM
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No, no, Hollee, never admit defeat
it is an exist statement and we won't stand for it. (**motioning for Hollee to sit down**)
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:08 PM
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Alf - She said it's sexist bullcrap too.
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:08 PM
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Hey - stop holding that over my head you dingbat!
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:07 PM
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Hollee, don't blame me...blame GOD.
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 8:06 PM
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***Standing behind Hollee, also holding up "loser" sign***
Yeah!
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:06 PM
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sexist - not exist - damn, ruined the whole comment. LOL
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:06 PM
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ALF - that's exist bullcrap. I know left from right - my thumb and
pointy finger on my left hand form an "L" and that means left hand. Sheesh.
posted by
Hollee
on November 18, 2004 at 8:05 PM
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Alf-
I don't need men! I need a babysitter. Sheesh.
:) Always nice to see you stopping by.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 8:02 PM
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ISN...take heart lost child. many
people suffer from your affliction, 90% of them are women. It's just not hard wired into your neuro-pathways. I am the opposite, I'm like a salmon, I always know where north is no matter what, don't know why I just do. I think it was all part of the masters plan though, it is just another thing that makes women need men and therefore assures continuation of our specis.
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 18, 2004 at 7:59 PM
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LOL canine
Your uncle... probably my ancestor.
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 7:51 PM
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ISN
I had an uncle who once thought he was in Gosslo becaue he saw a sign that said Go Slow.
posted by
canine277
on November 18, 2004 at 6:21 PM
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lol-
Merryanne- do not speak such negative things! tear down an ice cream shop...pish posh! will not happen on my watch!
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 6:16 PM
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I have an excellent sense
of where to go (but I've lived here all my life) I do however navigate by landmark - so when they tear downt he old ice cream shop - I'm screwed!
posted by
MerryAnne
on November 18, 2004 at 6:14 PM
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suomynona-
hilarious! maybe it's a guy thing! I always have trouble pointing places while I talk - everyone looks the direction I am pointing but I am just being vague- I have no idea where it is I mean to be pointing. Thanks for reading :)
posted by
IsSanityNear
on November 18, 2004 at 6:10 PM
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IsSanityNear...
I'm so pleased I'm not the only one!!! My husband always refers to places as North, East etc. He will ask me completely baffling questions, such as "Which way did the house face?" Or "What direction is the wind coming from?" I will answer...."The housed faced to the front" and "The wind is blowing all over the place....how do I know?" When I am describing where somewhere is in proportion to where I am currently situated I will point wildy as I speak (I speak with my hands ALOT.....friends say they can always pick me out at a distance of 100 metres as I am the one gesticulating wildly, and I always knock glasses and cutlery off the table in restaurants when I am in the midst of a coversation!) and my husband will roll his eyes and correct me saying "you're pointing South darling....it's actually to the West!"
I'd like to know what's wrong with simply saying vaguely "Oh it's over there....to the right then a bit to the left then straight ahead." Now with THOSE sort of directions I can find ANY place!! 
posted by
suomynona
on November 18, 2004 at 5:37 PM
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