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It was a bad start but a good finish
posted by
adventurer02
on July 14, 2015 at 3:52 AM
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Mary x "don't use such language in front of me, why it has been three weeks since my last bath father" That will be a whole lotta Hail Marys Mr. Blood shot eyes! lol!
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 11, 2004 at 8:32 PM
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Loanlady,
Oh, man, note cards! I don't know if I can top that, but I can match it. Back in 1996, I spent the summer playing the personal ads. I fielded phone calls, went out on coffee and dinner dates, etc and ended up dating a married English engineer for 4 months before I found out he was married.
Anyway, aside from the married jerk, one stands out in my mind. We exchanged mail, I thought he was a good writer, we met at a local tea shop. I knew it wouldn't work at first look: his eyes were seriously bloodshot and he was unkempt. Anyway, long story short, I was trying to make the best of the date. I told him some story I really don't remember, but I used the f* word during the story to quote someone. He stood up, said, "How dare you use such language to me!" Seriously missing the point, and stormed out of the restaurant. Fortunately, we paid up front.
posted by
Blanche.
on November 11, 2004 at 5:49 PM
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LOLOLOL!
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:33 AM
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Hollee the reason he called you the C word is that he saw that part of a woman's body as a negative thing. Now if he called you an azzhole, that would have been a complement in his vernacular
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 3, 2004 at 11:31 AM
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Quirky I like that take " this whole restaurant is out of order" he had obviously already discussed the situation with the waiter, the valet parker and who knows a whole group of people. What I should have done is gone to the car and made some big cards that they use in profootball games saying " THE ANSWER is NO"
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 3, 2004 at 11:30 AM
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LOL Loan - the jerk-off called and left a vicious message on my machine
- first time I was ever called a cunt. Last time too as I recall - at least to my face.
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:29 AM
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Hollee if only I had the presence of mind to answer that one, " well no I don't care for that position, but I would be happy to video tape you in the ladies room if you please" and then leave him in there waiting
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 3, 2004 at 11:28 AM
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Ann you are the nicest person giving him the benefit of the doubt. He did later tell me that his intention was to cut to the chase,or was that to cut through red tape? No matter the chemistry was not there.
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 3, 2004 at 11:26 AM
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ll,
great story. Yeah I've had worse, too but I've blocked 'em from my memory. In response to the note cards I would have said, "excuse me, is this a date or am I on trial?" And then "You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole restaurant is out of order!" (sorry, that was me channeling Al Pacino in a GREAT movie that I cannot remember the name of...)
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 8:40 AM
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LOL Loan - I had a blind date ask me - right off - no lie - if I "Liked to
take it up the (you know what I'm saying here, I won't pollute the post)."
I said, "Do you?" and walked out on the freaking jerk-off.
posted by
Hollee
on November 2, 2004 at 8:45 PM
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Maybe it was Jim's first date
or Jim was inexperienced.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on November 2, 2004 at 5:51 PM
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