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I personally liked the first eyebrow wax experience. I have mine done pretty regularly...because I love to subject myself to torture, I suppose???!!! The plucking really SUCKS!! My biggest problem is, apparently I have sensitive skin, so afterwards for two hours straight I am swollen and red!!! How embarrasing!! I read all the way down to your other blogs also. Very funny.

Kathleen

posted by Kathleenwrites on November 8, 2004 at 11:24 AM | link to this | reply

Why
thank you Witch!!

posted by Hollee on November 4, 2004 at 8:42 AM | link to this | reply

That's funny!!!

I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by WitchWriter on November 4, 2004 at 8:41 AM | link to this | reply

Scriber - haven't read the polling numbers on that one.........

posted by Hollee on November 4, 2004 at 6:37 AM | link to this | reply

Hey, doesn't all women have a clit?

posted by scriber on November 4, 2004 at 6:33 AM | link to this | reply

One word boys - Ewwwwwwwwww.

posted by Hollee on November 2, 2004 at 8:07 PM | link to this | reply

I just got one of those Untold....It's sweet!

posted by A_Norseman on November 2, 2004 at 7:31 PM | link to this | reply

Untold - good to know - thanks for sharing - and reading.

posted by Hollee on November 2, 2004 at 7:24 PM | link to this | reply

Hollee . . .

As a penis owner, I feel honor-bound to comment.

   Peeing into a beer can is nearly impossible--and fraught with danger.  I recommend the Dead-Eye Dick Laser Sight, v.2004, compatible with most penii.

posted by UntoldOne on November 2, 2004 at 4:09 PM | link to this | reply

Canine - LOL - dad used to say that - and said there was one (stagecoach)
leaving in five minutes - be on it.

posted by Hollee on November 2, 2004 at 7:14 AM | link to this | reply

Brim - Peppermint Patties and a cold rush? - You aren't putting them

in your panties are you? That would be, well, um, gross.

But as a liberal, all I can say is that you have the right to have Peppermint Panties without persecution.

posted by Hollee on November 2, 2004 at 7:13 AM | link to this | reply

You should be on stage!

posted by canine277 on November 2, 2004 at 5:37 AM | link to this | reply

The only thing remotely bad about having a penis is, after working outside in below zero conditions, having to go straight to the bathroom to pee, knowing that you're gonna have to reach in your drawers and pull that thing out with those mobile icicles we call fingers. I don't know what is worse: actually having to touch it like that or knowing your gonna have to. A little psychological self torture along with the physical!

(but the cold feeling, although at first almost painfull, give us more of a rush than those damn Peppermint Patties ever could!)

posted by bwFrampton on November 1, 2004 at 9:54 PM | link to this | reply

excellent Qwerty - LOL

posted by Hollee on November 1, 2004 at 7:18 PM | link to this | reply

Comforting
so... I've got a penis, and I have a clitoris, and I've got a GENITAL TO BRING for any occasion. It's the penis of justice, it's the clitoris of freeeedom. It's what others smoke, or eat out, allll over this lannndddd.

Peter, Paul and Mary move the fuck over!

posted by qwertyui on November 1, 2004 at 5:31 PM | link to this | reply

Norse - oooh oooh - write 'em down. We need new verses.

posted by Hollee on November 1, 2004 at 3:55 PM | link to this | reply

Hollee
Personally, I think is is Hilarious.   I have more new versus runnig through my head now, I can't make them stop. 

posted by A_Norseman on November 1, 2004 at 3:29 PM | link to this | reply

I don't know why the mention of these body parts offends me so, but it does.

posted by TARZANA on November 1, 2004 at 1:30 PM | link to this | reply

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