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I personally liked the first eyebrow wax experience. I have mine done pretty regularly...because I love to subject myself to torture, I suppose???!!! The plucking really SUCKS!! My biggest problem is, apparently I have sensitive skin, so afterwards for two hours straight I am swollen and red!!! How embarrasing!! I read all the way down to your other blogs also. Very funny.
Kathleen
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Kathleenwrites
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November 8, 2004
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Why
thank you Witch!!
posted by
Hollee
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November 4, 2004
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That's funny!!!
I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


posted by
WitchWriter
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November 4, 2004
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Scriber - haven't read the polling numbers on that one.........
posted by
Hollee
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November 4, 2004
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Hey, doesn't all women have a clit?
posted by
scriber
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November 4, 2004
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One word boys - Ewwwwwwwwww.
posted by
Hollee
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November 2, 2004
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I just got one of those Untold....It's sweet!
posted by
A_Norseman
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November 2, 2004
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Untold - good to know - thanks for sharing - and reading.
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Hollee
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November 2, 2004
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Hollee . . .
As a penis owner, I feel honor-bound to comment.
Peeing into a beer can is nearly impossible--and fraught with danger. I recommend the Dead-Eye Dick Laser Sight, v.2004, compatible with most penii.
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UntoldOne
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November 2, 2004
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Canine - LOL - dad used to say that - and said there was one (stagecoach)
leaving in five minutes - be on it.
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Hollee
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November 2, 2004
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Brim - Peppermint Patties and a cold rush? - You aren't putting them
in your panties are you? That would be, well, um, gross.
But as a liberal, all I can say is that you have the right to have Peppermint Panties without persecution.
posted by
Hollee
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November 2, 2004
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You should be on stage!
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canine277
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November 2, 2004
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The only thing remotely bad about having a penis is, after working outside in below zero conditions, having to go straight to the bathroom to pee, knowing that you're gonna have to reach in your drawers and pull that thing out with those mobile icicles we call fingers. I don't know what is worse: actually having to touch it like that or knowing your gonna have to. A little psychological self torture along with the physical!
(but the cold feeling, although at first almost painfull, give us more of a rush than those damn Peppermint Patties ever could!)
posted by
bwFrampton
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November 1, 2004
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excellent Qwerty - LOL
posted by
Hollee
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November 1, 2004
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Comforting
so... I've got a penis, and I have a clitoris, and I've got a GENITAL TO BRING for any occasion. It's the penis of justice, it's the clitoris of freeeedom. It's what others smoke, or eat out, allll over this lannndddd.
Peter, Paul and Mary move the fuck over!
posted by
qwertyui
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November 1, 2004
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Norse - oooh oooh - write 'em down. We need new verses.
posted by
Hollee
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November 1, 2004
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Hollee
Personally, I think is is Hilarious. I have more new versus runnig through my head now, I can't make them stop.
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A_Norseman
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November 1, 2004
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I don't know why the mention of these body parts offends me so, but it does.
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TARZANA
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November 1, 2004
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