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Funny shit! Condolences to Larry. Sign me up for a week's stay at the compound too. Naked photos to follow.
posted by
Passionflower
on September 2, 2004 at 9:57 AM
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S ~ I figure with 40 gallons of water, 40 gallons of gas and 10 gallons od AstroGlide® (NOT a contraceptive!) I can last at least two days.
posted by
mark2556
on September 2, 2004 at 4:51 AM
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Mark--between the able custodians and Dr. Fish, you seem well prepared to
wait out the storm. good luck friend.
posted by
scriber
on September 1, 2004 at 8:11 PM
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S ~ Is the creamy center inside a Ring-Ding supposed to squiggle? Oops.
posted by
mark2556
on September 1, 2004 at 3:08 PM
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Mark don't eat the ring dings...everything else sounds right on target..
posted by
scriber
on September 1, 2004 at 2:22 PM
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Ariala ~ You're in luck. Chris2303 has volunteered, which is almost like having a male.
posted by
mark2556
on September 1, 2004 at 2:16 PM
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Scriber ~ Proper preparation is paramount to peak performance. What that has to do with surviving 145 mph winds is beyond me, but I've got a 10,000 watt generator, 50 gallons of gas and several firearms to help comfort me.
posted by
mark2556
on September 1, 2004 at 2:15 PM
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Can I get a male custodian in my suite? Thanks.
posted by
Ariala
on September 1, 2004 at 10:45 AM
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Mark--nothing like being totally prepaired for what is likely to come....
posted by
scriber
on September 1, 2004 at 10:19 AM
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Scoop ~ I think if you can get somebody to wrap your trailer with 80,000' of duct tape, you'll be able to salvage some sheet metal screws.
posted by
mark2556
on September 1, 2004 at 8:32 AM
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Mark I may have to join you, we have a winter place on the cape but
this hurricane coming I figure the trailer will be in Ocala by Tuesday.
posted by
scoop
on September 1, 2004 at 8:25 AM
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Hollee ~ Admitance to the Research Center is a bit rigorous. You need to submit a copy of your medical transcripts and a recommendation from your physician, as well as a declaration of your current finances, a copy of last year's income tax, and several notarized release forms stating that you're seeking admittance of your own free will. Your application is then reviewed by the Compound addmitance committee, who will make a recommendation regarding a proper treatment plan.
Or, you can bypass all that by sending me a few provocative photos of yourself, preferably wearing something latex.
posted by
mark2556
on September 1, 2004 at 8:17 AM
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Mark -how does one book a room at the compound?
posted by
Hollee
on September 1, 2004 at 8:02 AM
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