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Spitfire,
Ah, good ol' "gopher breath," the warden's favorite!!
posted by
Julia.
on August 16, 2004 at 12:25 PM
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auntholly,
somehow i don't think so, Love Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 16, 2004 at 12:24 PM
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Oh, Rocky! JFC! Are you trying to kill the warden by
giving her a heart attack? Listen, you may not be human, but have some compassion! She feeds you cat food (yes, it's made only for the pleasing of your human or else we'd feed you rotting flesh out of a can) but ya gotta understand, eh? Eat your gophers and other hunting trophies OUTSIDE! (Then, go inside and lick her face) hehe. I'm gonna catch hell for that suggestion, but you at least I'll get a good chuckle hearing about it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 16, 2004 at 12:27 AM
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Gross Rocky! Your staff are in obvious need of Basic Training - Send Them on the road and I'm sure they will return with a new found respect for a fresh, succulent gopher!
posted by
auntyholly
on August 16, 2004 at 12:17 AM
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tremacc,
that's a great idea...but I'm scared to be a hobo cat!
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 8:39 PM
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katray,
I don't know, last I saw of her, steam was still coming out of her ears!
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 8:38 PM
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shadow, yes honey I will try.
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 8:37 PM
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Rocky, I think you should take this show on the road. A book tour maybe, write about your life on the lam before you are captured again by the evil warden with a clever "Have you seen my kitty" flyer ambush and are sent back to the Fleabag Motel.
posted by
Tremac
on August 15, 2004 at 8:33 PM
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Eww, gopher guts between the toes. What a feeling, lol.
I wouldn't worry too much about a new home Rocky. She loves ya true, just keep a low profile and make sure your leftovers are out of sight and touch for awhile.
posted by
Katray2
on August 15, 2004 at 8:26 PM
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Rocky,
O.K. sweet kitty tom. Try to be a better gentleman in the future if you can. 
shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 15, 2004 at 8:23 PM
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Shadow,
well the damage has already been done, so now I'm laying low, I will be dining in the fields...love and
rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 8:20 PM
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Rocky,
What's more important right now? Keeping your home or dinning in style? Mmmmmmmm. Think about that one. Oh, Purr says if you decide to run away, she wants to come too. She's about sick and tired of being locked in a cage all day. Only time she is free is when I go to bed. 
shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 15, 2004 at 8:13 PM
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Shadow,
You make an impossible request, that's just my favorite dining spot! Love and kisses, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 8:04 PM
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Rocky,
Well this is true for some of the girls, but my kitty Jaspha found out I much preferred birds or gopher guts to step in to the snakes he brought in. You remind me a lot of sweet Jaspha. He was such a wonderful kitty. I'm sure the warden apprecitates your hunting skills, but I would try and refrain from using the bathroom rug for a dinner mat anymore. LOL shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 15, 2004 at 7:59 PM
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katray,
WHAT? No hunting?? How would I ever live without hunting? Ah, well, I have to go somewhere until the warden cools off. Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 7:49 PM
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I don't know Shadow,
I think you underestimate what "gopher guts between the toes" does to a woman's sense of humor. Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 7:48 PM
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Sure Rocky, hightail it on down here to the Mid-West...No gopher or bird hunting though!! Or baby rabbits or moles... Lol...
posted by
Katray2
on August 15, 2004 at 7:37 PM
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Rocky,
Mmmmmm.............well this is really a fine mess you have got yourself into, but I doubt if the warden will actually kick you out into the cold. Remember she did sacrifice her time and money to get you well with your leg, right? So, I assume she will want to keep you around. At least long enough to pay off the vet bill. hee hee shadow
posted by
Keshet
on August 15, 2004 at 7:26 PM
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tremacc,
well, I'm glad SOMEONE is laughing!! Love, Rocky
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 7:19 PM
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katray,
May I come live with you until the warden misses me so much she will forgive me?
posted by
Julia.
on August 15, 2004 at 7:18 PM
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LOL.
posted by
Tremac
on August 15, 2004 at 7:08 PM
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Run Rocky Run!!
Lol, you remind me of my dearly departed Misty who would leave bird parts scattered about on the side porch. Her leftovers, generously offered...Oh my, bare feet eh? I'd say you're in a heap, hehe...
posted by
Katray2
on August 15, 2004 at 6:54 PM
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