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Mark, how's the new book coming? I heard it was gonna be

a bestseller!!

posted by Julia. on July 21, 2004 at 10:59 AM | link to this | reply

Mark, I already signed the release form, what more do you want from me?

posted by Julia. on July 20, 2004 at 4:43 PM | link to this | reply

Chris, shaddup

posted by Ariala on July 20, 2004 at 2:11 PM | link to this | reply

Writing? We're not equipped for that kind of production.  There are several grainy photos and a 3-D fold-out. Oh, and a Scratch-N-Sniff contest section.

posted by mark2556 on July 20, 2004 at 2:01 PM | link to this | reply

mark

Does the book contain just writing, or is there some, you know, proper filth?  It's just that I notice Ariala's in it and you know what she's like.

posted by chris2303 on July 20, 2004 at 1:58 PM | link to this | reply

Sir Mark,

Huh? I'm like not worth it? O.K. shadow

posted by Keshet on July 19, 2004 at 8:08 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, I like the uncensored part best. s.

posted by scriber on July 19, 2004 at 8:04 PM | link to this | reply

Sue ~  Woman-on-woman shoe polishing action...kinky!

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 7:21 PM | link to this | reply

hey , hey, myboss own the site, and i polish her shoes, so my job is

guaranteed

posted by 9STAR on July 19, 2004 at 7:15 PM | link to this | reply

Shadow ~  I have at least half an imagination. There's all KINDS of books worthy of being called BANNED. And one woth YOUR name on it...or photo, actually. Well, kind of.

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 7:13 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah, I guess you saw that I was Miss May, June, July...okay, I own

the facking site.

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 7:08 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky,

I'd ask, but unfortunately Sir Mark wouldn't be able to find subject matter stable enough to use me. LOL Shadow

posted by Keshet on July 19, 2004 at 7:07 PM | link to this | reply

Ariala ~  Sorry, I figured I'd just lift some off the Naked Women of the Ozarks website.

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 7:07 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky ~  That's nothing a bottle of Tequila and the soundtrack to Saturdy Night Fever can't cure.

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 7:05 PM | link to this | reply

Dang, Mark...you didn't even ask me to! I'm so hurt, so alone. So...oh

somebody hold me.

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 7:03 PM | link to this | reply

mark, I haven't posed nude since...well, actually I can't remember

because it was about 90 years ago or so...but I age well...

posted by Julia. on July 19, 2004 at 7:00 PM | link to this | reply

Great!  I'll need a photo of you sans clothing, for verification and security pruposes. Don't worry, I'm a professional.

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 6:56 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky,

You mean I can actually see you on blog photo page? I finally get to see what you look like? Cool. shadow

posted by Keshet on July 19, 2004 at 6:55 PM | link to this | reply

mark, you can use me for a "shuddery" story anytime, photo now

available on photo page...but guess what..."shuddery is so NOT a word!

posted by Julia. on July 19, 2004 at 6:48 PM | link to this | reply

Sue,

Yes this is the great Sir Mark. He can take care of all of your pain, trouble, and unnecessary little problems that haunt you day or night. And the big unnecessary problems too. A 2-week stay at Dr. Sir Mark's hotel will give you a whole new lease on life. Hell look how I turned out. Good as new and a addicted blogger. LOL shadow

posted by Keshet on July 19, 2004 at 6:32 PM | link to this | reply

Yes, hello! Whatever she's recommended you for, I'm sure we can find it somewhere on the compound. If not, we can always cook up something in the lab.

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 6:28 PM | link to this | reply

is this sir mark, reccomented by miss mydrin

posted by 9STAR on July 19, 2004 at 6:22 PM | link to this | reply

Shamon should be Shaman, Marcus

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 6:19 PM | link to this | reply

And the eye in the bottom left of the cover - hahahahahahaahahahahaa

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 6:14 PM | link to this | reply

I shall carve a celtic flute out of it...for I will blow no other kind.

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 6:13 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah, well, that eunich has some major medieval wood going there behind your butt.

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 6:12 PM | link to this | reply

I thought that might be Merlin in the background...but

he's a eunuch.

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 6:09 PM | link to this | reply

A homo? Dang, I thought he was going to

rescue me! I want a proper man for that!

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 6:08 PM | link to this | reply

Please...he's just another homo in a leopard-skin loincloth. You can find dozens of them at South Beach.

posted by mark2556 on July 19, 2004 at 6:07 PM | link to this | reply

hahahahahahahahahahaaha Excellent work! I'll take that guy on the right

with strawberries on the side. Thanks.

posted by Ariala on July 19, 2004 at 6:01 PM | link to this | reply