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Sir Mark,
that was not a typo I meant "week" killer. I was talking about, oh hell forget it. shadow
posted by
Keshet
on July 19, 2004 at 6:15 PM
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Passionflower ~ Normally, we shy away from anyone that can pass a drug test. However, your status has been elevated to complimentary membership in the MHBRC Preferred Members Triple Diamond Alliance Club, which allows you unlimited counseling and assistance in achieving that "Positive" stamp on a drug test that so many of us enjoy.
I'll need access to your room in Detroit to set up the necessary equipment. And a room service menu.
posted by
mark2556
on July 19, 2004 at 11:29 AM
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Passionflower ~ Sorry, sending another copy is out of the question. However, we do have the means necessary for extracting it from your dog. Are you very attached to him?
posted by
mark2556
on July 19, 2004 at 10:33 AM
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Mariantonia ~ As director of the MHBRC, I'm responsible for all the degenerates we churn out of the clinic. I'm a victim. Hold me.
posted by
mark2556
on July 19, 2004 at 6:33 AM
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Sadly, once I return home from this deployment, I'll be able to pass a drug test--first time in years--maybe I'll celebrate.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 19, 2004 at 12:33 AM
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My copy got eaten by a dog. Could I possibly get another? Maybe you could bring it by yourself.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 19, 2004 at 12:30 AM
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Who's to be held responsible for addictions?
posted by
mariantonia
on July 18, 2004 at 11:00 PM
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Dang, I hadn't thought about it, but she IS wearing red latex. Maybe a new banned book on the way ~
posted by
mark2556
on July 18, 2004 at 1:39 PM
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Is that me on the ground next to Wilson? It does say #1! LOL
posted by
Ariala
on July 18, 2004 at 1:21 PM
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Ariala ~ I'm pretty sure it's medicinal marijuana. Certainly ought to be, anyway!
posted by
mark2556
on July 18, 2004 at 1:20 PM
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hahahahahahahaha Wilson stoned?
posted by
Ariala
on July 18, 2004 at 1:05 PM
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Wow, the cure sounds worse than the disease.
I believe I'll stay demented, thanks.
posted by
msaries
on July 18, 2004 at 8:42 AM
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Shadow ~ No sense in killing weeds that are saturated with opium...just roll 'em up and smoke 'em! Or sell them at the palyground; they're quite popular amongst the kiddies.
posted by
mark2556
on July 18, 2004 at 7:59 AM
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Whammie ~ Well, hello! What's a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this? How about some candy?
posted by
mark2556
on July 18, 2004 at 7:41 AM
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Scriber ~ Sure...the first click is always free. Tell your friends...especially the "special" female visitors. I could use a good distributor in Detroit.
posted by
mark2556
on July 18, 2004 at 7:39 AM
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Quirky ~ Check myself in? I have my very own private decompression chamber/rumpus room. With surround-sound!
posted by
mark2556
on July 18, 2004 at 7:35 AM
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sounds good
Im up for it...............when do I get it?.............lol
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 18, 2004 at 4:30 AM
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GIMME A FIX GIMME A FIX GIMME A FIX
Fuck Wilson, I sold his babies to pay for this treatment.
posted by
chris2303
on July 18, 2004 at 12:21 AM
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Sir Mark,
Seedy for sure. Looks like some extra strength week killer is in order here.
shadow
posted by
myddrin15
on July 17, 2004 at 8:17 PM
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hey guy, is that hotline working, I need clicks...I mean help. MHBRC hot-l
posted by
scriber
on July 17, 2004 at 6:54 PM
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mark, OMFG, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
You need to check yourself in to your own center. ;-)
posted by
Julia.
on July 17, 2004 at 6:41 PM
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